So, I got my cocker last night, as I mentioned in another thread, and I was trying it out a little this morning, and I have come to a conclusion.
Autocockers rock!
Why you may ask. Well, let me begin with there is very little mechanically that I prefer on the autococker. I don't have a beaver tail yet (darned paintball store and they're late openings) so i keep hitting myself in the face with the back block. And while it may be a little more accurate then my E-Mag it certainly doesn't fire off the volume that I prefer. It's also pretty quiet, which I don't like. I like nice loud guns so people know where to find me. There's nothing I hate more then tromping around the woods looking for people.
Then why is it superior?
Because the Bud had the forsight to name his gun so that it would be skewed towards leud comments. Things like
My COCKer puts balls on your face
Target up front, COCKER in the rear
Stroke the Cocker
and of course, BIG JOHNSON COCKER
Now, if tom had had the forsight to name the Mag better so that I could be leud while playing paintball, I'd like my mag more....
(who I am kidding, I love my E-Mag. The cocker is really just to try it out, and as a loaner gun for friends)
Autocockers rock!
Why you may ask. Well, let me begin with there is very little mechanically that I prefer on the autococker. I don't have a beaver tail yet (darned paintball store and they're late openings) so i keep hitting myself in the face with the back block. And while it may be a little more accurate then my E-Mag it certainly doesn't fire off the volume that I prefer. It's also pretty quiet, which I don't like. I like nice loud guns so people know where to find me. There's nothing I hate more then tromping around the woods looking for people.
Then why is it superior?
Because the Bud had the forsight to name his gun so that it would be skewed towards leud comments. Things like
My COCKer puts balls on your face
Target up front, COCKER in the rear
Stroke the Cocker
and of course, BIG JOHNSON COCKER
Now, if tom had had the forsight to name the Mag better so that I could be leud while playing paintball, I'd like my mag more....
(who I am kidding, I love my E-Mag. The cocker is really just to try it out, and as a loaner gun for friends)
You like the way it performed last week during the game??? DON'T TOUCH IT THEN.
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