Tom Kaye Memorable Tech Quotes:

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  • thei3ug
    Canicus
    • Oct 2000
    • 846

    #1

    Tom Kaye Memorable Tech Quotes:

    Here's a list of quotes us slackers in the back row of the class took down while the teacher fumbled the flatline piston...

    "CO2 Sucks"

    "God would make a perfect regulator if he were an engineer, but he made penguins, so..."

    "Instead of leaving it alone they changed viewloader to fit all their crappy ten cent junk"

    "Where's Kayle?"

    "If it ever breaks, you know where to find it, so don't call us." --in reference to warp motor

    "Now you have a super good friction fit. Yeah baby, Oh ho ho ho, yeeeahh."

    "I'm always looking for my balls."

    "She was great. She's probably pregnant or fat now."

    "That is the level that we go to ensure that you don't kill yourself with our products. Mostly so you don't sue us."

    "That's a backcheck ball. Leave it there. It's there to protect my insurance rates."

    "Don't argue with me, you'll fail the test."

    "If you don't get that, go home now."

    And the classic 9 volt quotes:

    "The rest of the time it's taking amperage out of your stinkin crappy 9 volt battery"

    "9 volt batteries Effing Suck"

    Great seeing you all there!
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  • gimp
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 2368

    #2
    hehehehe.

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    • zvanut
      AO's Favorite Member
      • Jun 2001
      • 1817

      #3
      Tom,
      a man of many words
      Tough Times Wont Last Forever...
      Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002

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      • Bartleby
        Purple People Eater
        • Sep 2001
        • 803

        #4
        god damn i wish i could have been there. tom really seems like a.....a cool guy....yeah thats it.....a cool guy.
        "To serve to strive and not to yield"
        --------------------------------------
        I AM THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!

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        • squall
          it's that guy....
          • Jun 2001
          • 119

          #5
          Thats great...

          I wish I could have been there...
          "I'll take my sweet 16 over any current weapon, of any countrys' military." -Army

          "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." -General George S. Patton

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          • Shaft
            Big Mean Ugly Ogre
            • Sep 2001
            • 797

            #6
            Bartelby, why the hell were you NOT THERE?!?!?!??!?!

            DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MISSED??? I don't mean to rub it in, but well... ok yeah I'm rubbing it in.

            Tom has basically developed a small but well armed legion of AGD users. He has equipped us with the technical knowledge to dispell rumors and myths as well as understand the function of the gear. Then he sold us the gear at what had to be wholesale prices. Fed us. Finnally... he brought us all to a paintball field, piled in a couple of techs, gave us paint and sent us on the field as if we were some AGD sponsored tourney team.

            It was beautiful.

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            • Bartleby
              Purple People Eater
              • Sep 2001
              • 803

              #7
              thanks shaft, thanks once again for rubbing it in. i hate school. really i do. i just had way too much stuff goin on this weekend.
              "To serve to strive and not to yield"
              --------------------------------------
              I AM THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!

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              • Gambit1106
                A.K.A Gambit Wang
                • May 2001
                • 997

                #8
                We were reading these in Tom's office the night of the tour. You should have heard him laughing.

                Darren
                My drinking team has a paintball problem.
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                • KayleAGD
                  Master tech.
                  • Nov 2000
                  • 582

                  #9
                  I think "where's Kayle" was somewhere between every quote..
                  "It's my buddies gun"
                  "I just bought it"
                  "It came that way"
                  "I borrowed it "
                  I HAVE HEARD THEM ALL, SO BE ORIGINAL !!!

                  My gun says I'm holding it back from doing great things ...

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                  • MajorDamage
                    King of Polyester!
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 3141

                    #10
                    LOL this is great. I love the thing with Penguins!

                    ENDO!
                    Oldskool

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                    • Vegeta
                      Moderator? Mob Boss.
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 1050

                      #11
                      Damn.. i wish I had a mag.. (few months.. few months). Or i could have went and just bought one there cheap
                      -Vegeta
                      View my DevArt gallery Here

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                      • X-Plosive
                        AO's sexiest member, and biggest post whore :)
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 1807

                        #12
                        can anyone explain the experiment with the superman angel and the retro?


                        Taking mags apart is fun, its even more fun when you don't know what you're doing

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                        • Muzikman
                          Everything AGD
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 6229

                          #13
                          I'll give you the run down of the Angel / RT valve run down when I get home tonight. But I doubt any one will beleive it. For those there late Friday and Saturday night. Speak up, you know what you saw

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                          • Xzion
                            Official Dragon of AO
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 1617

                            #14
                            Tom sure knows how to keep a tech class fun, certianly had a bunch of laughs throughout the class!

                            View My Mags

                            "Think First, Think Fast, Be Careful, Pursue. Be Great."

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