things i would do if i were an evil overlord

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  • Dayspring
    aka- The Day Wang

    • May 2001
    • 9664

    #16
    Tyger-

    That actually may be covered in #s 101-231.

    Apparently being an Evil Overlord is tough. Lots of rules.

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    • FalconGuy016
      Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
      • Aug 2002
      • 6127

      #17
      So true... so true

      He should name it Guidlines to the Successful Evil Overlord. Put it into a book and you might sell some :)maybe have a description and some examples with each one
      Hey
      AIM: FalconGuy016
      BANG!!!

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      • BobTheCow63
        IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
        • Dec 2002
        • 3832

        #18
        HOLY CARP!!
        This thread... *wipes tears from eyes*... wow I think I need to have my ribs examined.
        THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
        Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

        AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

        Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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        • JT2002
          Registered User
          • Jun 2002
          • 1863

          #19
          someone is spending too much time on their computer and nto enough time at the CNC's

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          • xatle
            Tall guy, with a beard
            • Mar 2002
            • 100

            #20
            Re: things i would do if i were an evil overlord

            Originally posted by John Sosta, AGD Europe
            20 Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
            why be evil if not for the maniacle laughter?
            If your body is really wierd, try showing it to people in the streets for money.-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Tips for aliens in New York, Surviving

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            • f3rr3+
              Six inches of furry fury
              • Apr 2003
              • 752

              #21
              wow there isnt even a acronym for how funny that is...
              Last week i thought i was indecisive, but now im not sure anymore...

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              • f3rr3+
                Six inches of furry fury
                • Apr 2003
                • 752

                #22
                i take that back there is a acronym for everything... i just dont know one that signifies how funny that is...
                Last week i thought i was indecisive, but now im not sure anymore...

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                • Blazingace
                  ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 829

                  #23
                  That is absolutley, piss, my pants funny. And to think that I have been evil for so long and not known these simple rules. I need to study more.

                  On a side note Mr. Sosta has to know these very well to run a european PB team.

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                  • Brak
                    POOP
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 1996

                    #24
                    You are my idol.
                    SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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                    • JEDI
                      We beat pump players
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 1859

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Blazingace
                      That is absolutley, piss, my pants funny. And to think that I have been evil for so long and not known these simple rules. I need to study more.

                      On a side note Mr. Sosta has to know these very well to run a european PB team.
                      You're about as evil as Poppa Smurf with his pants on backwards...
                      WE ARE DEADCELL, AND WE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU

                      Dayspring - "We've had Clare at Shatnerball." "I'm confident that she can take 20 guys."

                      "I'd trade my cocker for some steady pu**y"

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                      • RobAGD
                        Cantankerous Administrator

                        • Oct 2000
                        • 2030

                        #26
                        Now if I were an Evil Overlord, my first action would be to chain the Guy in Europe to his Mill and Lathe until he is out of back order on my most requested product. Even if that means running 3 shifts. Sleep is for those out of back order.

                        My next action would be to make it understood that the parts needed to make my product actually work, are more improtant than his life. No Parts No Life

                        Love ya John

                        -Robert
                        Serving AGD customers since 93, wishing I could beat some common since into some of them about 5 hrs later.

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                        • DWill
                          what's a lurker?
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 277

                          #27
                          Heh heard them before...a kid in my school printed up a hundred copies, plus with other stuff, and distrubuted them throughout the school. I thought there was a monkey called number 2 somewhere but I guess I was wrong....
                          when there is a will there is a way

                          My feedback

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                          • fcpchop
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 1968

                            #28
                            wow that was great, good job
                            Bad Traders: Brice34, complete total fraud, lied constantly and stole 60$ for an egg

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                            • Benfica4ever
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1583

                              #29
                              So funny i cant even begin to explain.

                              So i end it with a HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHAHAH



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                              • Python14
                                Norsk
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 3343

                                #30
                                lol, I can tell which movies inspired which rules
                                BLOODY MURDER!

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