Daddy, make the hurtng stop....... My weekend got bunkered story

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  • Albinonewt
    Team Icky Forest
    • Apr 2003
    • 2456

    #1

    Daddy, make the hurtng stop....... My weekend got bunkered story

    So this weekend I was reffing both Saturday and Sunday (long story how I got talked into that). Sunday I had a pretty good crew, 40 guys from Newark that were all friends and really good guys. Whenever I judge I always get shot up more then the players, because I keep myself right in the action so I can see what's going on and be ready to intercede if something requires immediate attention.

    Well, on the last game of the day I was crouched behind 3 guys behind a structure. I was about 6 feet behind them in basically an umpire stance (staying low enough to be out of anyone's fire that was behind me). I catch of the corner of my eye a guy from the other team moving in on the three guys I'm behind. He rolls of the wall of the structure, sticks his gun out from behind the wall and blind fires about half a dozen shots into me. I start to yell at him for blind firing and before I get the words out of my mouth he takes a few steps out from behind the structure and fires at me a few more times before realizing I'm the ref. Then he bolts and gets out of field of vision.

    Total elapsed time from first shot to him being completely out of sight, no more then a few seconds.

    I'm got bruises on my arms that look like I was bit by the monkey in Outbreak.
    Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger
  • Konigballer
    "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

    • Jun 2003
    • 1254

    #2
    Sweet, an Outbreak monkey reference!

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    • -=Squid=-

      #3
      No blindfiring? Your field has a rule against that?! Anyways...MY turn for a bunkering story...probably nothing compared to some here, but damn. The tourney in Kansas City this month was the location. Im sitting there in this beercan, then bam, some crazy guy on vicious comes running at me (I could see his shadow) and I pop out and shoot him. Very close, so it wasnt really playing in, and he keeps going, and when he comes around his barrel goes under my mask, and pops me in the mouth. Im bleeding out my mouth, my nose, and I have a swollen lip half the day. Good times, Good times.

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      • joey d
        yes, I run akaowners.org
        • Apr 2003
        • 2030

        #4
        ouch newt.

        you dont wear a yellow/orange ref jersey, or orange reflective jacket thing when you ref that clearly identifies you? or were you, and maybe this fella did it on purpose.

        what was the end result? take him back to the woodshed and put him over your knee?
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        • fire1811
          Firefighter
          • Nov 2002
          • 4930

          #5
          squid i think most field have a rule against it.
          challenge park
          badlandz
          country club

          well most in illinois anyway
          "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

          Alway Remember *343*

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          • Albinonewt
            Team Icky Forest
            • Apr 2003
            • 2456

            #6
            [QUOTE]Originally posted by joey d
            you dont wear a yellow/orange ref jersey, or orange reflective jacket thing when you ref that clearly identifies you? or were you, and maybe this fella did it on purpose.

            Not only do I wear the orange Ref Jersey but I wear yellow view force ref goggles. I suspect it was an accident since the guy did a double take when he realized who he hit and ran away.

            what was the end result? take him back to the woodshed and put him over your knee?

            It was the last game, so I took everyone back and sent them home. My guys kept remarking how I get hit more then any other ref they've ever seen. They liked that I'm always in the thick of things and never ref from the side.

            My wife doesn't like it as much. When she saw my bruises she thought I got in a fist fight with the entire UFC lineup.
            Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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            • Albinonewt
              Team Icky Forest
              • Apr 2003
              • 2456

              #7
              And Squid, we don't allow blindfiring because it's dangereous. If you don't know where the ball is going then you can't shoot in a safe manner. You wouldn't know that you're too close, or that you're overshooting, or hitting someone that's already out, or any number of other things you shouldn't be doing.
              Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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              • joey d
                yes, I run akaowners.org
                • Apr 2003
                • 2030

                #8
                yea, blindfiring is a definite no-no at the fields around here. that may get you thrown off just as quick as lifting your mask on the field.
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                • Ter-Me-Nate
                  Tunamax on the way, weeeee
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 105

                  #9
                  the story about the barrel being under your face mask is just scary......thats just too close!!!!!

                  and i sounds like if he would have been any closer,who is to say the barrel might have wedged itself under your goggles, bye bye eye.... i mean "my god"

                  if any body every shot me like that i am afraid it would turn out bad, there is just no reason to shot somebody that f'n close

                  i would have to insert my gun up there rear end...

                  and thats just my 2 cents

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                  • graycie
                    disgruntled
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 664

                    #10
                    reffing sucks, plain and simple. unless you have reffed before, people don't appreciate what you have to go through.

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                    • Konigballer
                      "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1254

                      #11
                      the Rudy football tryout theme plays in the background.....

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                      • -=Squid=-

                        #12
                        I REALLY hate reffing tournements, because I try to be the ref that actually checks players and doesnt just stand there. End result is a lot of welts.

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                        • FutureMagOwner
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 3354

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Albinonewt
                          And Squid, we don't allow blindfiring because it's dangereous. If you don't know where the ball is going then you can't shoot in a safe manner. You wouldn't know that you're too close, or that you're overshooting, or hitting someone that's already out, or any number of other things you shouldn't be doing.

                          or that your blasting a ref... (i found that out from experience lol i can still see the welt on my wrist some days)

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                          • AcemanPB
                            Exactly
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1885

                            #14
                            Every field I've been to doesn't allow blindfiring.

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                            • FalconGuy016
                              Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 6127

                              #15
                              Never heard of a field that doesnt enforce blindfiring
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