Would you pull the trigger? An ethics poll

[TheAmazingJelloMag]

I would tape a paintbrush to the end of my barrel and rub it on the splatter on a bunker.
Bayonet
If the mark on them from your "bayonet" is more than a quarter (correct me if i'nm wrong) he would be out




yes I am going tom do this the next time I play at my local feild

[TITAN]

I'd shoot, I guess that's just cause of the way I am , I wear a cup so if he tryed to retaliate later in the day it wouldnt bother me lol

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

PULL THE TRIGGER!

[MrWallen]

Yeah, I think I'd pull the trigger. With 20 guys surrounding me, one of which is really close, and all that adrenaline pumping I don't think I'd be able to just tell him to surrender. Besides, I don't think I'd let him get that close anyway.

Reminds me of a Scenario Game I was reffing recently. One team had captured an objective, and most people, including the refs, thought the game was over. Suddenly one lone guy walks out of the woods and quietly begins surrendering people. He gets about 6 guys out before the other 30 or so people near him realize what's happening. Then he gets lit up by said 30 or so guys. Funny stuff, kinda. Kinda hard to rule on, he didn't mind the overshooting, the round was pretty much over, and he had pretty much been hiding out of bounds.

[CrazyLad]

you dont shoot people in the balls at point blank....its just not done.

[speeddemon]

Originally posted by TITAN
I'd shoot, I guess that's just cause of the way I am , I wear a cup so if he tryed to retaliate later in the day it wouldnt bother me lol

See thats the thing, I (and I doubt anyone else) wouldn't even bother trying to shoot you back in the groin (or anywhere else), a baseball bat is much more effective. And for all you people that say you would do it, well, think about what would happen to you for doing it to the person. And Im sure that with a good lawyer, you could win a bunch of money for it.

[Python14]

you dont shoot people in the balls at point blank....its just not done.

I concur.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

"And Im sure that with a good lawyer, you could win a bunch of money for it."

i don't think paintball has went to the point when people sue eachother just for getting shot and i hope it never does.

[Python14]

This is one things where your life literally could be ruined by a single shot. Your "junk" is not all that durable, especially considering there is no (real) bone to protect it or give it structure. Therefore, a direct shot like that could easily damage soft tissue enough to cause long lasting, or permenant damage. It would be the worst case of the "blues" ever.

Again, I would say tell him his options, and he'll surrender quietly.

[ezrunner]

way easy

you turn your barrel so that it is at an angle to just miss the "junk" and pop him twice in the inner thigh.

lesson learned and he is definately out :)

-rob

[TheJester]

what, a barrel being jammed an inch into your nuts isn't enough?

[paintballfeign]

before i vote i would like to know if this person was a friend a stranger or somebody you dont like cause all of these have diffrent endings.

Friend: move barrel two inches shoot in inner leg
Stranger: use rambo rule
Somebody you dont like: Shoot to kill

[Bad_Dog]

NO...

It's just not nice, and can potentially give paintball that bad name...

Just think of little Timmy...

[story mode]
Little Timmy is a 14 year old boy who has good grades and a great liking for the sport of paintball. Luckely for Timmy's 14th birthday his parents bought him an automag (theyre very very smart parents). Timmy's parents want him to get into the sport to let out some agression because he's too nice of a boy. Well since Timmy has never played paintball he decides to follow an older more expierienced player around for the first couple of games. At the sound of go, Timmy follows his role model to a house style bunker and positions himself in the bunker directly to the rear of the older player yet still keeping the older player in his full line of view. The game continues as Timmy can see the other team go about the field and begin to unadvertantly surround him and his role model. Staying cool, Timmy does not shoot, because he wants to be just like the cool older player who hasnt made a move yet. Once again time passes as a firefight erupts between Timmys teammates and the other team even though the other team doesnt know of Timmy and his unaware role model sitting point blank in the bunker that they're leaning against. Timmy watches the older player carefully as he calmly raises his barrel to a hole in the bunker, just then a player from the other team happens to move in front of the hole, and Timmy can destinctly make out the zipper off of a pair of paintball pants (yes the zipper on the crotch). To Timmy's horror his role model fires three rounds (ok, maby thats a little too much but stick with me) directly into the opponents "twig & berries", and immediatly runs back to safty by the rest of Timmy's teammates. By now the opponent is crying in pain not because his sperm count was just cut in half, but because as a reaction, he dropped his $3,999.00 X-Mag (gold plated); the guy decides to wipe the paint and get revenge. Timmy is now worried due to the fact that he has no expierience and is now in the presence of a man who has had a very very bad day. As luck would have it the pissed off opponent runs directly into Timmy's hut to gain a shooting lane, and detects Timmy scared ****less crouched in a corner. The opponent thinks quickly about the situation and decides to take out his anger on Timmy, not the real person who caused him so much pain. In a total of 10.53 seconds the disgruntled opponent unleashes all 223 rounds from his X-mag and warp feed directly into the freightened little Timmy....

THE END [/story mode]

Please people! think of Timmy if your ever confronted by this situation!

Moral of the story:
If your gonna shoot some guy in the nads at piont blank, atleast make a fast getaway so the guy takes out his anger on some noob

....Serously though, you should never do that... It just `aint right... plus you never know when you could be the cool older player that some little kid looks up to...

P.S. If you would like to donate some $$$ to the "Help Timmy Foundation"... leave checks blank and send them to:
Bad_Dog, 1787 South Raindeer rd. Waukesha WI, 53281

(wow this is the longest post I've ever made)

[paintballbeaver]

well i guess i took and put some real thought into this

now 90% of the time unless your seriously under hung your "wang" hangs in front of the "twins"
000
OOO ___________0000
IE: [ ___________=== 0
OOO 0000
000
so i guess that should take the main brunt of the shot it would take some real talent to quote "pop a nut"


I would still like to hear tygers response on what he did

most people dont react quite the way we think out side the game i think 85-90% of people would have took teh shot if ther were 20 people closing in on them

[splat15k]

remember the Golden Rule