ebay funny....battle swabs

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  • thecavemankevin
    the living un-banned
    • Feb 2001
    • 4346

    #1

    ebay funny....battle swabs

    this guy has a bunch of different styles of battle swabs [email protected]


    in the auction listings these are a few things he says:
    * Battle Swabs were not developed by NASA
    * Battle Swabs were not used by Astronauts
    * Battle Swabs are not big q-tips and should not be used as such
    * Battle Swabs should not be used instead of toilet paper
    * Battle Swabs should not be used as a feminine hygene product
    * Do not use Battle Swabs to beat off alligators
    * Battle Swabs contain pieces of a magical glowing meteorite (not true)
    * Falling on your swab can cause injury, be careful
    * Swab is gauranteed to catch fire if lit on fire
    * Brush your teeth after every meal, but not with a battle swab
    i just thought this was funny and yall would get a kick out of it


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  • Muzikman
    Everything AGD
    • Dec 2000
    • 6229

    #2
    That is pretty damn funny...I think I might even buy one because it was that funny

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    • WARPED1
      I'm a pirate, ARRRRRRRRRR!
      • Nov 2001
      • 7458

      #3
      ROTFLMFAO!
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      • spydervenom
        Superior Member #2
        • Mar 2002
        • 475

        #4
        'tis funny

        'tis old

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        • RRfireblade

          • Jun 2002
          • 5103

          #5
          Originally posted by spydervenom
          'tis funny

          'tis old
          Very old,

          and yes I do get my swabs from him,or at least did before L10.But ther are still nice for cleaning body tubes and such.

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          • SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
            Registered User
            • Apr 2003
            • 3814

            #6
            lol yea i got a laugh outa that...but i still think me getting my finger stuck in my barrel was halarious!
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            • Bolter
              Hardcore casual
              • May 2003
              • 1223

              #7
              yeah it was!!
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              • ~WarpedRT#2~
                TwiztidSerialkillerJuggal o
                • Mar 2003
                • 603

                #8
                What is with the clock that follows the mouse pointer, that thing is awesome! Anyone know where I can download one of those?
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