Help! I Got My Finger Stuck! In My Barrel!!!

[trixx75]

You got to tell me that was some kinda Early April Fools joke right, was that really serious?

What team do you play on, because if that happened to you, I have to know what team you are on so I can come up to you and picture your face when you got stuck...

but all laughter aside I'm glad you got it out of your finger. I am personally a ring a phob. I can't stand wearing rings on my fingers, I think my fingers are going to swell up or something.....

funny thing is that I'm getting married, I'm planning on getting a ring that will come off with ease. I hate the idea of my finger getting stuck on a ring.

That was just funny though. Hope your doing alright. :) You'll look back on this and laugh your *** off, I would keep the pics and these posts intact. I laughed my *** off at work and it cheered me up.

[EsPo]

Originally posted by elpimpo
u run the cold water on the base of the finger. cold=smaller things. you all know what happens when another part of ur anatomy hits cold water. same purpose here

Actually theres a reason that that part gets smaller when it gets cold.... i'd explain but that might deserve a ban..

aim- mr 3sposito

If your really that interested

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol this was no joke. i seriously got my finger stuck

glad it cheered u up. and no i'm not on a team (figures)

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

OMFG AGAIN!!!

THIS IS .685! HOW AM I STUCK!!!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

how is this possible?!

[BourneKiller]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER

I GOT IT OFF!

some water and A LOT of tugging and A LOT of twisting finally got it off!

thx everyone

Maybe you should've just used some good old vegetable oil.

[dinger]

I RATE THIS THREAD THE FUNNIEST ONE IN THE ENTIRE FORUM!! ROFL


YUO = TEH R3TARD!!!


hahahhaahaaa!!!!! I THOUGHT THE FIRST TIME WOULDA TOUGHT YOU RIGHT, YOU GOON!!!


and since its the SAME finger, you're dimmer than a broken light!!

bwahahahhaahaaa

[dinger]

oh and i did rate this thread a 5... hehehehe

well just squeegee it out :o

or... put it in lukewarm water, and without struggling, make it come right off

[QUINCYMASSGUY]

enough

OK, now you're either a total idiot or just so desperate for attention to the point where you're pretending you got your finger stuck in your barrels not once but twice. which is it?

[dinger]

yea i was wondering if he was lookin like a fool the 2nd time just for kicks...

it was damn funny though lol

:)

[judster]

again i say go with cutting of the finger. bleeding out is not that bad...i did a google search one the going rate of fingers.....67.54 + shipping....not too shabby.

[Grasshopper]

I got my finger stuck in the break part (where the balls drop into the barrel) and I couldn't get it out for 3 hours. Finally, I just pulled and it cut a huge chunk of my knuckle. Better than cutting my finger off with a torch, though!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Re: enough

Originally posted by QUINCYMASSGUY
OK, now you're either a total idiot or just so desperate for attention to the point where you're pretending you got your finger stuck in your barrels not once but twice. which is it?

well...if u see me play at my local field everyone there knows i'm the idiot.

1. i slept too close to the campfire and my shirt caught fire.
2. i wore a dog my my crotch
3. i used the ref as a human sheild
4. i ate several paintballs and spat them out
5. i was shot in the neck by team aftershock
6. i reffed a game cause i wore a red shirt and people thought i was the ref
7. i flipped into a airbunker and detached it
8. i shot myself in the foot because i wanted to see if my pt worked
9. i went into the middle of the wood field (along with some of my idiotic friends and one crazy ref) and we did a blair witch video.
10. i gave away free drinks and cap guns to people that ate paintballs or did crazy things.

so...no i'm not trying to get attention i'm just a complete 100% moron.

but that will change soon once i start taking my meds again.

[dinger]

what mask do you have??

looks like it needs more protection :x

[Spartan X]

You must have some small hand to be able to stick your fingers in there....You know what I have heard about men with small hands?.....