Paintball and the DMV

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  • Albinonewt
    Team Icky Forest
    • Apr 2003
    • 2456

    #1

    Paintball and the DMV

    So, I went to get my car inspected last night, basically the last chance I had before my sticker expired. I sat in my car in line for about 10 minutes, during which time I watched 2 employees of the DMV manage to cause an accident during inspection with two cars (I switched lines at that point). I went through the inspection process, which takes about 10 minutes, and at the end of it I was standing around talking to the woman that does my final assessment. She noticed the NRA sticker on my truck and asked if I own guns. I replied yes, a little tentatively (this is the Socialist Republic of New Jersey after all). She then asked if I own any paintball guns. I replied yes, and proceeded to show her my micro mag, Free Flow Auto Cocker, and Angel Four owner's manual (what I happened to have in the car). She told me she was looking to buy a paintball marker for her son who really wanted one for Christmas. I gave her a Paintball Extreme Magazine (June's Issue), a catalog from Smart Parts (that they mailed me last week and I thought I had lost), a catalog from 888-Paintball, and some Automag stickers for her son. I also recommended the Mag (of course) and gave her the Automags.org website. She asked me where to play in the area and I mentioned Knights Breed, Depot, Top Gun, and Skirmish (which I gave her a free pass for, being as I had one in my glove compartment). She thanked me and then informed me that she would pass me on my inspection despite the fact that my breaks squeaked a little too much for her liking.



    Paintball (and AGD - shameless plug) saves the day.
    Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger
  • SprayingMango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #2
    WOW NICE! I bet she didn't expect to get all of that stuff. Nice going

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    • cphilip
      Former Moderator

      • Jun 2026
      • 16216

      #3
      Great job newt! You are a fine ambassador of he sport. Another one is hooked!

      ps: we did away with inspections down here. Now we just drive around as unsafe as we used to without the hassel!


      AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

      cphilip.com

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      • MantisMag
        Dim Sum
        • Dec 2001
        • 1895

        #4
        you rock! wow i bet she was totally overwhelmed with the amount of stuff you gave her.

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