paintball tourney tricks

[pbguru89]

alright my team and i are going to a small beginers tourney in rock hill, sc. i think most of these newbies are going to have tippmans. ewwwww buddy. i cant wait kick some a**. i wanna have some fun to give me some tricks that would just freak out any newb out there.

[ramennoodles]

in my opinion, thats not the right attitude to go into the tourny at all, when i get an attitude like that i make careless mistakes and stuff like that so go into it very humble.

Deadman's walk, or deadman walking:
This will work better if you are the last one left on your team and say three on the other team, as a last ditched effort.
Stand up and curse your equiptment(like you just got out) and start walking tot he dead box, when they think you are out and move for your flag, unload on them, its a relatively common move.

[Spleen]

Scare newbies?

1. Bunker them
2. Pre-Game tell them you have heat seeking paint.
3. Play 2 backs (if its a 3 man) and cross everyone up
4. If their newbs, they are goona be scared anyways.

[cris8762]

wear dynasty, trauma, 'lanche, etc. jerseys and carry 7-10 pods (even if it's 3man) lol

if i was in my first tourney and had to play a team like that i'd crap my pants

now i just shoot noobs taht dress like that to be cool

[gibby]

Bust out the pump and make it even!

[Wrathchild]

hehe... most nebs cant shoot left handed... practice shooting left handed, and you will (most of the time) roll the other team because they cant shoot left... Well, it works with my team around here... Rookie div. SUCKS... we have been together for 3 months and are thinking about moving to Novice already.

[IWANTMOREMAGS]

Show them your timmy

[elpimpo]

just remember when u come out left then that means they come out right and if they r even decent at snappin right then ur toast.

my advice is dont even try and snap it out with people. if you know how to cross it up and spread the field you will never have to snap with someone.

[adam shannon]

Originally posted by cris8762
wear dynasty, trauma, 'lanche, etc. jerseys and carry 7-10 pods (even if it's 3man)

thats such a newb move that every other newb team will be doing it also. everybody will be pooing their brand new '04 dye pants.

[goat]

Get one of those Bingo markers (makes big circles) and put pink dots all over your back and sides, then just when there are a lot of people around lift your shirt and say in a loud voice "hey (insert team members name here) look at the welt's from that tourney last month, There almost gone already!!!!"
(listen to the newbies gulp and watch their eye's bug out)

Then before you walk out onto the field for your first game start yelling at one of the members of the team you are about to play "HEY!....Arent you the guy who broke my CRAYONS IN SCHOOL!!???" look all wide eyed and crazy "I Told you we'd meet again, YA PAYBACK!!!!"

LOL....oh head games are fun!
goat

[elpimpo]

yeah man just start going ape. rip off ur jersey and be like dude just blast me in the chest man. and then start going around being like oh man you thought lasoya was hurting the other day in practice.

[gibby]

Originally posted by elpimpo
yeah man just start going ape. rip off ur jersey and be like dude just blast me in the chest man. and then start going around being like oh man you thought lasoya was hurting the other day in practice.

That's if the newbs even know who Lasoya is!

Gas up and walk your Timmy while it's still empty as you prepare your gear. Do a few strings and make sure they hear it. Then make a small comment at how you still need to warm up your fingers.

Then look over to the newb nearest to you and say...PERFECT!

[cris8762]

lol

i was kidding about the jersey thing

i see kids that do that every time i go practice, those kids always get the crap shot outta them for wearing those jerseys

[rikkter]

Originally posted by goat
Get one of those Bingo markers (makes big circles) and put pink dots all over your back and sides, then just when there are a lot of people around lift your shirt and say in a loud voice "hey (insert team members name here) look at the welt's from that tourney last month, There almost gone already!!!!"
(listen to the newbies gulp and watch their eye's bug out)

why would that make them gulp?
it'd make me smile knowing he got lit up in the last tourny, basically telling me he may not be that good.

[Stotic]

Shoot as much paint as you can. They won't move an inch. Easy pickings!