i got schooled today

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  • jdev
    yes, I run akaowners.org
    • Apr 2003
    • 2030

    #1

    i got schooled today

    since dan didnt post it, i figure I would.. to make sure there are no innacuracies.

    last game of the day, recycle game. I run from one side of the field to the other (left to right) as i did this, i had to clear a snake bunker, my left foot didnt land right, so, I landed and planted my shoulder in the ground. im feeling the results of that one.

    so, im on the right tape, and there is another walkon playing the rear can. he kept popping out and tagging me (i was playing pain or paint. refs were ok with that). so, im down to my last hopper of paint, so i pop out and light a rope down to his bunker.. he stays in.

    i make a run out, come around his bunker yelling surrender, hes not there. the little bastard saw me coming, and then ran out the side of his bunker, and surrendered me.

    as soon as he said it, i was like "you have got to be fing kidding me" (jokingly) i threw my barrel sock on and walked off to the side of the field. right after that, dan surrendered him

    all in all, aside from my injured shoulder, im great. I had a great bunker move down the left tape that everyone cheered me for.

    I came from the rear can, down the tape, jumped the first part of the snake, and slid into a can bunker.

    of course right after that, all the other 6 guys on the other team (it was me, dan, and another kid named tylor from a local team there) were labling me. i kept getting hit, but staying in (it was recycle, but i was playing pain or paint) and wondering where these little bastards were getting paint from.

    2 more things.. as we walk onto the field for the last game, some kid had his barrel sock off, and shot me in the back from like 10 feet away. i almost killed the pudgy little bastard. i gave him a stern talking to about the reason refs tell them to leave barrel condoms on till the game starts, because people like me get pissed when they get hit like that.

    also, in the end recycle game, the one time I go to get wiped by the refs. one kid in his bunker shot at me while i was getting wiped. i gave him and his friend a fair chance to surrender, they declined.. so i moved to the other side of the field (this is when i plowed my shoulder into the ground) to get a better vantage. i think dan surrendered the 2 kids after that

    anyways, that was my day. i hurt.. but, ill be alright
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  • Mag Master 04
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    • Jun 2002
    • 1537

    #2
    hehe

    happens to us all brotha

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    • rikkter
      • Jun 2002
      • 1804

      #3
      lol yes it does, i got schooled yesterday.
      i got double bunkerd, one on left, and one on right, cept for the dude on the left decided to not stop shooting.

      i counted 15 welts on my body, plus the side of my emag was completely coverd in paint, every little orfice was paint
      viking #619

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      • dansim
        ive been busy
        • Jun 2001
        • 4479

        #4
        7 welts on my right leg alone you bastards, hehe i was in teh back left and i shot my mirror out, not thinking there was six players on their team as we only had three im like screw it i see teh other two ill just hop up to the next bunker, i do and think well damn the next one looks better so i move up and look left(my start point )and right (their start point) so i look at joe in teh snake when i here thwack thwack thwack, so i look right and theirs the kid i just shots back up, i couldnt even react i took one to the dome right in the middle of my forhead(i was wearing my hat thankfully) found out later the kid was shooting one handed as his paintball harness came undone... then after joo got surrendered i ran up and freaked as i saw three kids behind one tube and yelled surrender as loud as i could, suprisingly they all surrendered(mind you i have no paint) and then yell across the field at the other two players ad surrender them, thank god im intimidating

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