Originally posted by kosmo
Ive stared at this thread for hours wondering to myself: What is this simi? Is it a new prototype of some sort with someone posting new pics? Could it be a new gun Ive yet to hear anything about? My mind was awash with possibilities, and yet I continued to stare, too lazy to open the thread, figuring it was probably someone just spelling semi wrong. Alas, it proved true. Now my mind has resorted to wondering how old this person is that they havent gone to school to learn how to spell semi? But nay, my mind says. Surely any child would read the bag of chocolate chips as they raid it secretly, or take note as they write that letter to Santa begging to recieve the toy semi truck theyve lusted after for oh so many months since last Christmas. Thusly this thread has stolen more than but the moment it would have taken to simply read the thread in the first place. I have been robbed of focused thought for near 12 hours, as well as the precious energy put into typing this. Energy which could have been used hoisting the sweet mind numbing nectar generously supplied by the local tavern owner, or perhaps tickling my significant other for just that much longer, tormenting her senses. Instead here I sit, staring at a blasted impulse. I do hope youre proud of yourself. Blast you internet, and your confounding addiction that is this forum! Sigh...
Ive stared at this thread for hours wondering to myself: What is this simi? Is it a new prototype of some sort with someone posting new pics? Could it be a new gun Ive yet to hear anything about? My mind was awash with possibilities, and yet I continued to stare, too lazy to open the thread, figuring it was probably someone just spelling semi wrong. Alas, it proved true. Now my mind has resorted to wondering how old this person is that they havent gone to school to learn how to spell semi? But nay, my mind says. Surely any child would read the bag of chocolate chips as they raid it secretly, or take note as they write that letter to Santa begging to recieve the toy semi truck theyve lusted after for oh so many months since last Christmas. Thusly this thread has stolen more than but the moment it would have taken to simply read the thread in the first place. I have been robbed of focused thought for near 12 hours, as well as the precious energy put into typing this. Energy which could have been used hoisting the sweet mind numbing nectar generously supplied by the local tavern owner, or perhaps tickling my significant other for just that much longer, tormenting her senses. Instead here I sit, staring at a blasted impulse. I do hope youre proud of yourself. Blast you internet, and your confounding addiction that is this forum! Sigh...

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