Its A Superbolt Christmass | Must Read This Story

[RaV3n_Pa1ntba||]

Mommy tells little jimmy to go sit on santas lap.


Santa: Now Jimmy what do you want for christmas
Jimmy: A superbolt
Santa: huh? what the fu....i mean whats a super bolt jimmy
Jimmy: The best bolt for an automag, it makes it lighter, less kick, less paint breakage its like you died and went to heaven.
Santa: i dont think i can get you that, wouldnt you rather have a puppy
Jimmy: No
Santa: yes
Jimmy:Now
Santa:yes
Jimmy:yes
Santa: No
Jimmy: Hahahah i got you now you have to get me it or else ill tell mommy you malested me.
Santa: ***grabs kid by Throat*** Listen up here kid, i am in no mood for you shim sham now say you want a god damn puppy and get off my lap before i throw you off
Jimmy: Hey who you think your talking to...i dont want no friggin PUPPY i wanna SUPERBOLT FROM AIR GUN DESIGNS NOW!!!!!!!!
Santa: ***Nudges Jimmy off***
***jimmy walks back to mom***
Jimmy: You will regret this (slowly fades off)


The day before christmas jimmy had an idea. He went downstairs and gassed up his mag, picked out green and red paint only and waited on the roof with a pillo, hand warmer, and his backup tank.

Jimmy dazes off until he hears a hohohoh!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS and bells jingling. He says hey you, (SANTA) HUh???? what??? how ??? he see me???? oh shhhiii.....(fades off)

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANG.
Jimmy: HEY SANTA, I JUST LIT YO UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!



----THE END---


cmon man give me some credit here it was 2:00 am i was boored and couldnt go to sleep :)

[FooTemps]

I like it... It shows how many ignorant people there are in this world...

NOT ALL KIDS WANT PUPPIES!!!

[Cliffio]

i want a puppy

[FooTemps]

I have one... he's called courage the cowardly paintball dog. His pic is in my sig...lol

[Cliffio]

i cant see it

looks like a little red x to me

[FooTemps]

wha? why? dammit! FYI you might be seeing 3 other red x's... i have 4 pics in my sig...

[Cliffio]

nope only the one
i dont see anything else

this is all i see::

x
COURAGE THE COWARDLY PAINTBALL DOG!!!
What paintball is:
What paintball isn't:

[Cliffio]

for some reason the smileys that were there sont show up

[FooTemps]

This sucks... Oh well, I need to find another host for my sig pics then...

[DrEvil]

My puppy wants a superbolt. Hes getting one too.
By the way.....Foo, where do you get those cool little red x's?

[DrEvil]

Its true. I want a Superbolt
signed
Evils Puppy

(those little x's look like they taste good}

[nutz]

great little story haha... makes me think of how much people can do at 2 am.....

[mitch]

haha thate great.
haha so funny.
my dog is going to get me a superblot for christmas or he ain't going to have a christmas.hehehe
ahah good work.

[MAGS own YOU]

FooTemps, I can see the pics in your sig just fine. THe dog with the gun the people fighting, ya they work!

[Cliffio]

yeah they work now, last night they didnt
anyways since a few have posted pics of their dogs i might as well:)

here she is