Funniest paintball site!

[WARPED1]

www.evil-paintball.com has the best product descriptions ever! The following is the published description to thier cocker front end kits!
"This is astonishing, never before has anyone ever created an entire kit of parts to go on the front of your boom shick a boom gun. There are so many hoses and moving things and even knobs to turn, it can keep you entertained for hours. We have installed these at several of the nearby pre-schools with great success. These parts are very shiny so your gun will definitely pass all bling bling standards. "

[RRfireblade]

Yeah, they got some flak for some of that stuff 1 year or 2 ago when they opened that site.Some of the descriptions were kinda violent.

Funny tho.

Jay.

[Ginjiroku]

they have very funny product descriptions. I like the t-shirt that shows a picture of a guy that got hit in the mask and on the back it says "Hey! Are those my balls in your face?"

[joshweinerhead]

Originally posted by RRfireblade
Some of the descriptions were kinda violent.

like this one?
Hi-Yah... super kamikaze secret ninja style for the most experienced master ninjas. With this devastatingly sexy headband you can smash your useless head through concrete blocks like a champion. We have found that wearing this out to clubs and bars works wonders with the ladies, and they often consider it top fashion. Just let all those women know what that Evil really stands for.

[Sparq]

It used to say "...let all those women know that the E stands for Enormous." So I guess either someone too offense to that or they had to change it when the 2 new 'evil' styles came out. At first it was just '(E)'.

EDIT: Hmmm, they also used to have a picture of the South Park 4-...butted...monkey in the Beaversnatch () section. This site is less funny than it used to be...

[TheDoveDecends]

http://www.evil-paintball.com/pipe.htm bahahahahaa

[Gabriel]

http://www.evil-paintball.com/impulsepunch.htm very funny, but come on, construction worker? I like football star ken the best...

(please go to site to see what I mean)

[Ginjiroku]

I wish I had seen the older site with the south park monkey and violent stuff.

[trevorjk]

haha

"I designed this thing quite some time ago but recently found another use for it. Long ago in my childhood, i used to play with Barbie, ok ok ... mostly just Ken, and one day I dressed him up as a construction worker (my personal favorite). With his cute little hard hat and carpenter pants I thought something was missing. So I built this minature jackhammer, so he could tear up the streets, and not break a sweat. i later found out that my jackhammer also works perfectly to replace the ram and hammer on an Impulse, isnt that weird? See you at the Little Shrimp. "

[Fixion]

I was just at that site. I love the training wheel for the pipe kit .

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Hahaha, read the thing under the evil logo...

[Wes Janson]

*I* want to know who the hell was stupid enough to be conned into going outside, wrap rope around a plush hedgehog and barrel, and then photograph it. ;D

[Fixion]

These are great:
The Shocker ANTI SUCK partEvil Gloves

These are the p h a t t e s t gloves ever. They are handcrafted by iso 9000 certified seamstress's in the yan can cook province of china. These are heavily padded over the back of the glove and over the knuckles, to carefully protect your hands during a fist fight. They have a Velcro wrist strap enclosure to keep debris from making contact with your baby soft hands. The best part is definitely the lens spanning squeegee to precisely remove any spray or what you told the ref was spray.


The Impulse "Punch"
I designed this thing quite some time ago but recently found another use for it. Long ago in my childhood, i used to play with Barbie, ok ok ... mostly just Ken, and one day I dressed him up as a construction worker (my personal favorite). With his cute little hard hat and carpenter pants I thought something was missing. So I built this minature jackhammer, so he could tear up the streets, and not break a sweat. i later found out that my jackhammer also works perfectly to replace the ram and hammer on an Impulse, isnt that weird? See you at the Little Shrimp.

[Lethargic]

And that is the reason these guys are my favorite sponsors ever...