Sorry Bob, I Got A Tac-One Too...

[Josh2Xtremes]

Didn't want to burst your bubble Bob, but I got one too. Is this thing awesome or what?
Josh
PS: TOM RULES

[Digits]

ya well I got 3!!!


.. Ok...

Maybe only 2..



FINEEEEE... I only got 1..




Damnit.. I can't lie.. The count for Digits is 0 :P.. It's all cool though because I have a RTP on the way.. WOOHOO.. and i dont like the tac one icky body :P

[Josh2Xtremes]

ok ok...

You've won the moral victory.
Josh

[Grasshopper]

It's sweet, other than the vert adapter being an hour long (yes, an hour long).

[Chojin Man]

How many tac-ones is Tom going to give away? and how do I get on the list?

[Matt_mg]

I guess it's "press only" for now

I'm getting my first mag in a few days though.... yesssss

[thecavemankevin]

a regular day in the life of josh:
wake up round noon

drags himself to the closest of undoubtedly many computers and send email to work to let them know he survived another night of drinkin, drugin and...um, coupleing

pass out for another few hours.

wakes up when the phone rings and it is his pimp..er i mean boss saying i need you to take the company jet out to the next big tournament event in the country, i want you to stay at this luxurious 5 star hotel, and i have left the keys to my ferrari at the front desk for you to drive while your there. josh grunts in acknowledgment, smerks and passes out again

A little while later the door bell rings and it is a hot Fed Ex girl, she says "i have a package for you," and josh's response is, "i have a package for you too"...bow chica, bow-wow...(insert more cheesy porn music here)

after josh wakes up in a haze he sees that the fed ex girl is already gone, but a box is in the bed in her place.

Inside the box josh finds a bottle of tequila with a note attatched to it saying....
Josh, we just wanted to say we appreciate all you do for the sport of paintball and we have sent you our latest paintball marker for you to play with and review as you see fit. And remember us when drink this and "hang out with" one of the many girls you are likely to be with tonight.

yours truely
big wig
president of big time pb company

as josh passes out...again he thinks about his new years resolution to "hang out with" of all those hot pb chicks the rest of us can fantisize about

(this message was meant all in good fun and i in no way think that my friend josh is a drug attick, drunk or male prostitute....well at least not a drug attick)

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by Matt_mg
I guess it's "press only" for now

I'm getting my first mag in a few days though.... yesssss

ok then. i was on the school newspaper for 2 years. that counts as the press. it IS a newspaper after all. so when is mine coming?

[1stdeadeye]

So when will be able to read the review?

BTW Josh no AO SCII story in PB2X? What's up with that?

[MantisMag]

thecavemankevin - well as long as he's not an attick... i guess.

[Josh2Xtremes]

You Nailed me!

Kevin:
Looks like someone finally got me figured out! The only thing you missed was my now-daily trip to the gym for two hours of exercise. One hour of cardio and one hour for weights. I've only been doing this for a couple of weeks now (new year's resolution and all) but I've already got PB2X and Crossfire in stock at the gym's newstand AND the local paintball store's fliers on the counter. All in a day's work. Oh yeah and the physical trainer (female of course) Stephanie says my body fat level is "optimum." Wonder what she meant by that? Love ya.
Josh

[AutomagRT1483]

Awesome Tac Josh

[tony3]

Whats up with the barrel?

[Josh2Xtremes]

Well Tony...

It's this aluminum tube type-deal that paintballs fly down before they hit stuff. But that's not important right now...this one is the AGD standard barrel with in-line porting in three rows but no muzzle break. Autococker threads, approximately 12 inches long, well-honed and polished. Looks to be both relatively quiet and pretty accurate.

[wobbles82]

Wait a second, hold the phone! What happened to the new style rail? Was that..sansed? Or is it just because Josh gets everything.......except for the new rail.