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  • Barfly
    You're out of your element
    • Nov 2003
    • 406

    #91
    yeah, Jedi must be like 8 yrs old or something, because his mom is young as hell. Maybe he just wishes that was his mom.
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    • 1ofkind
      Snootchie Bootchie
      • Sep 2003
      • 1063

      #92
      Ah dude why would u want ur mom 2 be hot? I'ed rather have my neighbor's mom hot hehe.
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      • JEDI
        We beat pump players
        • Jan 2002
        • 1859

        #93
        Originally posted by Chojin Man


        haha just look at that poor sucker that she bunkered! I bet he just shat himself in that pic.
        That sucker is me. My mom taught me paintball the hard way.
        WE ARE DEADCELL, AND WE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU

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        • JEDI
          We beat pump players
          • Jan 2002
          • 1859

          #94
          Originally posted by Barfly
          yeah, Jedi must be like 8 yrs old or something, because his mom is young as hell. Maybe he just wishes that was his mom.
          Its an oldschool joke, and you're new school. You had to be there.
          WE ARE DEADCELL, AND WE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU

          Dayspring - "We've had Clare at Shatnerball." "I'm confident that she can take 20 guys."

          "I'd trade my cocker for some steady pu**y"

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          • Lethargic
            is tired...
            • Dec 2002
            • 416

            #95
            its all about the jedi's mom fan club... and all those poor saps who believed it forever.
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            • LeatherPants
              Bunkers fear me!
              • Aug 2003
              • 1098

              #96
              Yea why would you want your mom to be considered hot?

              I dated a MILF once she was 30. Met her at a club. She worked out everyday had great abs.. Even had a pair of "bolt ons." Then she tells me she has a kid...not that big of a deal till I find out he was 10.

              I mean it's not like she can introduce me as "mommy's special friend." It's more like "sup kid yea you know what I'm doin to your mom."

              Hard for the kid.

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              • nastymag
                XPSL D2/ Nppl D2
                • Dec 2000
                • 924

                #97
                on the subject of chicks who play paintball and are hot .... ^^^^^^ leatherpants girl is the nicest actaullpaintballer girl that i have met (plz do not hurt me) nice , great paintballer and cute.

                you should be proud chris.
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                • raehl
                  NCPA President
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 692

                  #98
                  Heh...

                  I spent a good 60 seconds there thinking "How the hell does he know my gf wears leather pants?"

                  Then I pieced it together, adn felt rather stupid.

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                  • nastymag
                    XPSL D2/ Nppl D2
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 924

                    #99
                    oh and Chelsea the JT girl is smoking hot ... but apperntely she is all looks. she went to Drake and was one of my friends best friends ( yeah ... no connection to me )
                    and when describing her self , she said that her fav color was "leoperd print"


                    actaully kinda funny
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                    • paintballpapa
                      team RAMROD
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 163

                      #100
                      damn these are some hot chicks, do they all play paintball? and if so where?
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                      • DiRTyBuNNy
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 4854

                        #101
                        Originally posted by nastymag
                        oh and Chelsea the JT girl is smoking hot ... but apperntely she is all looks. she went to Drake and was one of my friends best friends ( yeah ... no connection to me )
                        and when describing her self , she said that her fav color was "leoperd print"


                        actaully kinda funny
                        that's interesting...because as far as I've ever known she's gone to Grossmont College (a junior college out here in San Diego)...so her tenure at Drake must have been very very short..
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                        • Spartan X
                          EviL Ambassador
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1296

                          #102
                          Originally posted by JEDI


                          You slackers... that wasn't my mom. This was my mom!


                          I'm inclinded to believe that thats Jedi there.... I almost can make out his Old acid red e-mag that he is holding...am I right jedi?? LoL thats my acid red e-mag now :)
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                          • NoFearPaintballer
                            officialWheel Chair Zombie
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 506

                            #103
                            man....... I LOVE PAINTBALL CHICKS!!!!!!!! 90% of them are hott!

                            Get some keely watson in here shes hott

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                            • nastymag
                              XPSL D2/ Nppl D2
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 924

                              #104
                              Drake is a highschool, and she dated Ollie before he left for San diego. just about all the Dynasty superstars are from up around my area.
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                              "I'm looking for an xmag in excellent or perfect condition. I have a black 2k3 mech cocker with Palmer everything (worth about US $800) I can trade, which is in excellent condition, well timed, reliable, and pinches all but the oldest super brittle paint." Flyboy771

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                              • DiRTyBuNNy
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 4854

                                #105
                                ah..i got ya now...now she looks like just about every half-way decent skanky blonde in SoCal..
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