Your dumbest games stories.

[Thordic]

Not teh dumbest thing I ever did, but funny...

This weekend, at the end of the day, me and Riotz were out of paint/air, so we decided to be moving targets for the other 4 guys we were with (3 of our non-AO friends and spacemanspiff). We tear off down the speedball field (John had Tunaman's shocker trained right at us, in turbo mode...).

Im getting shot to hell, and I decide to jump over the big pipe in the center (3' hyperball tube). It was rainy out, so I figured I'd kinda slide over the top. To my surprise, I ran into it, and instead of sliding over the top, kinda bounced off, and had to jump over and crawl over it without a running start. I got shot a couple times less than I should have on that because I think they were too busy laughin at me. A second later Riotz comes headfirst over the other end of the same tube and lands on his head.

I don't know what was dumber.. not being able to jump over a hyperball tube, or running around without a gun while someone shoots at you with a shocker turbo. *counts the 30 welts on my body* Hmm.. I think #2 wins

[Mild 7]

I was in this 10 men speedball game taking point. Once I got to the center bunker, my gun went out of service. I was reluctant to leave the game, so I took out the balls from my hopper and started to throw paint at people with my hands. I managed to throw about 100 rounds before I got lit up. Interesting and stupid though.

[clockworkmiller]

Ok, this isnt so much dumb as plain bad luck and hella funny.

My friends and I were playing on this really cool speedball field. With barrels and whatnot. Well, the wistle blows and we sprint out shooting. I poped one right in this guys mask, which was really funny cause i was using a spyder tl+ with the STOCK barrel (I was aiming at the guy next to him). Anyways, I spot this nice piece of cover as Im running, and slide downto get a good position. Well, I kinda slid a little too hard. The cover was a large plastic tube (about 3 foot diameter and about 10 feet long) on its side. When I hit it, it started to roll, fast. Apparently it was also at the top of an incline. So im rollin behind it, trying to keep cover, and I roll right past one of the other team's guys hiding in front cover. Didnt even see him till after the 4 shots bore into my back.

The ref said it was the funniest damn thing he's ever seen.