My New SchWAAAAANG!!!

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  • acropilot19
    EAT DANGER, CRAP VICTORY!!
    • Dec 2003
    • 541

    #1

    My New SchWAAAAANG!!!

    There is a story to this...

    ...so I'm nestled in me bunker waaay up oon the left flank with me trusty Xvalved 68 and ah see this kid circlin towards meh along the tape to me left...he ducks in behind the burnt out bread truck at me 10oclock but doesnt know ah'm there. So ah snug up to me bunker & plant me sights on the front o the truck where he'll be poppin out(at about me 9oClock)- ah've got im dead to rights. He must'v caught a glimps of meh cause he comes out shootin...

    ...me trusty 68 plants three in is chest froom ah distance o thereteh feet...

    ...His trusty Timmeh Pounds 15 up me Arse from same said distance...

    ...This leads meh to behlieve ahm a weee bit Outgunned.

    Ah decided to upgrade.
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    Steve
    • Apr 2002
    • 881

    #2
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    • DiRTyBuNNy
      Registered User
      • Sep 2001
      • 4854

      #3
      Re: My New SchWAAAAANG!!!

      Originally posted by acropilot19
      There is a story to this...

      ...so I'm nestled in me bunker waaay up oon the left flank with me trusty Xvalved 68 and ah see this kid circlin towards meh along the tape to me left...he ducks in behind the burnt out bread truck at me 10oclock but doesnt know ah'm there. So ah snug up to me bunker & plant me sights on the front o the truck where he'll be poppin out(at about me 9oClock)- ah've got im dead to rights. He must'v caught a glimps of meh cause he comes out shootin...

      ...me trusty 68 plants three in is chest froom ah distance o thereteh feet...

      ...His trusty Timmeh Pounds 15 up me Arse from same said distance...

      ...This leads meh to behlieve ahm a weee bit Outgunned.

      Ah decided to upgrade.
      um..are you british or do you just like talking like that? and where in SD do you live...we've got a pretty healthy mag contingent here...
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      • Vash02
        Shut your face
        • May 2002
        • 671

        #4
        I know what you mean..there is nothing worse then feeling outgunned.

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        • Ov3rmind
          Speechless
          • Nov 2001
          • 2637

          #5
          Still outgunned.
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          • Chojin Man
            toodle
            • Dec 2003
            • 1229

            #6
            Re: Re: My New SchWAAAAANG!!!

            Originally posted by DiRTyBuNNy


            um..are you british or do you just like talking like that? and where in SD do you live...we've got a pretty healthy mag contingent here...
            I imagined it more of an Austrialian accent like the crock hunter or something. Great way to post a "not another new gun thread"!!! I enjoyed it.

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            • Lord_Whoopass
              Capt. of U.P. RAGE
              • Feb 2003
              • 813

              #7
              Originally posted by Ov3rmind
              Still outgunned.

              No see if its close combat he could just club him over the head with the gun and his gun wouldnt break... where as with the timmy you might mess up the milling...

              But anyways nice Upgrade... even though it took a while to read the story... before writing you must have had too much of this:
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              • NGp8ball
                is a PIMP
                • Sep 2003
                • 203

                #8
                sounds scottish or kinda like a pirate to me.... nice mag

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                • devildog
                  I hate my user name
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 1530

                  #9
                  its a jamaican accent, has to be, sounds just like one of my buddies thats jamaican, although i had to actually read out loud to get a feel for the accent
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                  • thei3ug
                    Canicus
                    • Oct 2000
                    • 846

                    #10
                    i don't see an outgunned problem.

                    i see a reffing problem.

                    if you guys would have both been pulled from the game, who cares who shot who more?

                    If you both shot at the same time, and he was either too twitchy or too eager, he's a jerk.

                    if you shot first, and he shot more, then he's just a jerk.

                    if you got shot first, and only got off three, you weren't outgunned, you were too slow.

                    those are my interpretations.
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                    • TNS2k2
                      Got Emag?
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 498

                      #11
                      that was the best read ever.

                      no way, that had to be Aussie, talked just like "Wang Hunter" would, and when reading that i even threw in the accent, very authentic.....

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                      • magman007
                        I <3 my Penis
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lord_Whoopass



                        No see if its close combat he could just club him over the head with the gun and his gun wouldnt break... where as with the timmy you might mess up the milling...

                        But anyways nice Upgrade... even though it took a while to read the story... before writing you must have had too much of this:

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                        • MarkM
                          UK Cougars
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 2433

                          #13
                          He isn't british or scottish or even an aussie if he is any of them then he has been influenced by something really wierd. I could have a cheap shot right now but I think I will pass on the easy target
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                          • Bolter
                            Hardcore casual
                            • May 2003
                            • 1223

                            #14
                            MarkM He isn't british or scottish or even an aussie if he is any of them then he has been influenced by something really wierd. I could have a cheap shot right now but I think I will pass on the easy target

                            sounds like redneck to me.
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                            • -Tab
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1929

                              #15
                              Re: Re: Re: My New SchWAAAAANG!!!

                              Originally posted by Chojin Man
                              Great way to post a "not another new gun thread"!!! I enjoyed it.
                              agreed. sick gun btw.
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