"My Dragun will shoot 20bps" - Funny AIM Convo

[pputkowski]

Talking to one of my friends that I *used* to play with and this is what I ended up with...The New AGD gun is RED!!! w00t! Anyways, enjoy:

pputkowski: you still play pball?
gomilton11: yeah
gomilton11: every weekend
pputkowski: wut u shoot?
gomilton11: almost
gomilton11: dragun
pputkowski: cool
pputkowski: i got an emag
gomilton11: shoots 20 balls per sec
pputkowski: right
gomilton11: kool
gomilton11: i swear
pputkowski: mkay man
gomilton11: is has a screen
gomilton11: on the gun
pputkowski: oh really? and it tells you?
gomilton11: yeah
pputkowski: wow...that's amazing
gomilton11: it ells you how many balls you shoot that game
pputkowski: so u have it in full auto?
pputkowski: and it shoots 20bps....no problems?
gomilton11: you can put it on 1 up to 20 balls per sec
gomilton11: well you have to pull the triger
gomilton11: it depends on
gomilton11: how fast you can ealk it
gomilton11: walk
pputkowski: ic....what kinda loader do you have?
gomilton11: evloutin
gomilton11: i need a halo
pputkowski: ic...
pputkowski: you use nitrogen?
gomilton11: no i need to cause if it is like 50 and blelow when i play i will be shooting so gast it will freeze up
gomilton11: fast
gomilton11: my whole gun will frezze
pputkowski: yea, that sux
pputkowski: so you just know it shoots 20bps b/c of the screen?
pputkowski: it tells you?
gomilton11: well you put it on that
gomilton11: but you have to move your hand that fast to do it can do abouy 16
gomilton11: a pro can tp 29
gomilton11: 20
gomilton11: i meant
pputkowski: that's crazy....i didn't know that they were that fast
pputkowski: that's like faster than, anything
pputkowski: Angels, Timmies, E-Xmags, Vikings
pputkowski: even Matrices
gomilton11: no
gomilton11: they make a new emag
gomilton11: that will shoot 30
pputkowski: really? what's that called?
gomilton11: see mine is not fully
gomilton11: cause most tourments
pputkowski: don't allow it, yea i know
gomilton11: you cant use fully
gomilton11: she my triiger is so light
pputkowski: i can only imagine...
gomilton11: i cna sat a feather on it will shoot
pputkowski: what's that new emag called? you know?
gomilton11: i forgot
gomilton11: its red
gomilton11: i think
pputkowski: oh.....that's cool
pputkowski: have you seen the new shockers?
gomilton11: http://store6.yimg.com/I/actionvillage_1780_237133027
gomilton11: go to that
gomilton11: it come in alsome colors buut that is all they had in at the time
pputkowski: dragun tes?
pputkowski: cool man
pputkowski: but have you seen the new shockers?
gomilton11: ye
pputkowski: how fast are they?
gomilton11: dont no
gomilton11: but i will find out
pputkowski: cool, where?
gomilton11: hey
gomilton11: you have A PIC OF YOUR GUN
pputkowski: www.pattymelt.8k.com/images/emag.jpg
gomilton11: sweet
pputkowski: yup....i think im gonna sell it tho and get a dragun...
pputkowski: especially if it'll shoot 20bps
*THE END*

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[sneakyhacker420]

gotta love it...

[jdpball]

I know the kid personally. Wow but did i ever think he was that smart. Lol thats great.

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[Grasshopper]

He types very well.

[Xyxyll]

Um... Draguns DO do 20bps

[hAppy]

Originally posted by Xyxyll
Um... Draguns DO do 20bps

yup! thats my favorite blow back

[Joni]

I'm sure they can. What was funny was that the kid thought that he automagically shot 20 bps when he set the cap at 20, especially since he shot an egg =)

[xXHavokXx]

They can, because they are pieces of poop and parts dont work right so they just endlessly stream paint. Like on one we have at our shop. One of the resistors literally burns when you shoot the gun. One trigger pull will send it into 20bps non stop till you disconnect the air source or it runs out of air. What makes it funnier is that while this gun is shooting the board is actually burning you can smell it and feel the heat on the board.

Guess what?

Its the third one like that weve seen.

[FreakBaller12]

i know i am going to be the first one to get this crazy RED emag!

[rpm07]

Originally posted by Xyxyll
Um... Draguns DO do 20bps

No when I when to a store last Sunday the owner was there telling some kid it will hit 22bps. I almost broke out in laughter. Are there that many stupid people out there.

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by rpm07


No when I when to a store last Sunday the owner was there telling some kid it will hit 22bps. I almost broke out in laughter. Are there that many stupid people out there.

Why? these things happen with crappy boards

[Altimas]

Yeah the store I worked at we sold a Gameface Marker that had an LCD on it that you could set to 20bps....Such a joke... I put my Egg on it and hooked up my Nitro to it and it still wouldnt shoot that fast. If there will every be a Paint Thrower (like Flame thrower) that would be a great one, since it busted so much paint.

[Prairie]

The TES's can shoot 20bps....I don't see what's funny. If he can pull it cool.

[lord1234]

as can the one kits.

[NoFearPaintballer]

in cunclusion spyders and spyder clones suck! and a TES is gun that can do 20 but you are risking your guns life. lol