This guy wants to get money to buy a pb gun, so he is selling a kid on Ebay

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  • thecavemankevin
    the living un-banned
    • Feb 2001
    • 4346

    #1

    This guy wants to get money to buy a pb gun, so he is selling a kid on Ebay

    check this out....kinda funny
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469

    I'm selling a rare, one of a kind Sam Piruccello. Hes 13 years old. He can play some instruments and is kinda funny. I think he knows basic math too. Hes about 5 foot 2, and maybe 110 pounds. He has black hair, and is caucasian. I'm sellin him b/c I need money for a new paintball gun. He has some scratches, but I dont think hes ever broken a bone. He is in good health, and even owns an IPOD. I guess he can do household chores and stuff. Please make sure he goes to a loving home, but other than that, I dont care what happens to him. Good Luck and Happy Bidding.
    i just wonder if he is house broken


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  • BobTheCow63
    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
    • Dec 2002
    • 3832

    #2
    haha, that's awesome. Funny people rock my world.
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    • Wes Janson
      Registered User
      • Oct 2003
      • 304

      #3
      ROFL! I like the description and the lack of picture
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      • TeamNausea
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 1111

        #4
        Thats GREAT!!! Someone bid 99999 and took that bid back lol

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        • ChucktheMAGician
          Back at it
          • Oct 2002
          • 1855

          #5
          If you won and paid, wouldn't he be contractually obligated to give you the kid?
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          • TeamNausea
            Registered User
            • Feb 2004
            • 1111

            #6
            Wow i hope he has a really good lawyer lol

            Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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            • Rather
              Registered User
              • Nov 2002
              • 757

              #7
              thats not pyro is it?!

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              • robdamanii
                The AO Village Idiot
                • Dec 2003
                • 707

                #8
                This would be a nice addition to the aircraft carrier, government nuclear arms shelter, and kidney that I bought on there recently...
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                • TeamNausea
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1111

                  #9
                  Lol yeah im still waiting on Venus and Mars to show up... I paid for 2 day shipping its been 3 years... Well, maybe they need a new truck to ship it...

                  Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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                  • robdamanii
                    The AO Village Idiot
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 707

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TeamNausea
                    Lol yeah im still waiting on Venus and Mars to show up... I paid for 2 day shipping its been 3 years... Well, maybe they need a new truck to ship it...
                    I got dibs on uranus...
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                    • TeamNausea
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1111

                      #11
                      It'll have amazing shipping charges but i mean if you want it that bad... Make sure you pay shipping "protection"

                      Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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                      • robdamanii
                        The AO Village Idiot
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 707

                        #12
                        I want it overnighted, wrapped in plastic.










                        This is almost going too far.
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                        Autorized Smart Parts, WDP, WGP, and AGD dealer.


                        If you're looking for markers or gear, drop me a line at [email protected] and I'll do the best I can, or visit us online at www.ithacapaintball.com.

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                        • TeamNausea
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1111

                          #13
                          Sounds a little painful but if your paying why not




                          O yeah, and kinky to

                          Manike-It's still early days. One thing for sure is that the future is going to be interesting, and we intend to be a BIG part of it.

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                          • WARPED1
                            I'm a pirate, ARRRRRRRRRR!
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 7458

                            #14
                            Thats damn funny. Maybe I'll sell my 14 year old brother..............
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                            • SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 3814

                              #15
                              ...so do they fedex the kid?
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