Smart A** responses for mag haters.

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  • -=PHEAR ITSELF=-
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 2

    #1

    Smart A** responses for mag haters.

    If you have any smart comments for the the misguided sick people who hate mags. *Special request: I need some things to say to persuade my local store that 'mags are not "low tech" and "10 years out of date"
  • Head knight of Ni
    Silly K-niggits
    • Mar 2004
    • 1032

    #2
    Show him Nicad's hAir trigger video.
    March 15
    The only good Tedi is a dead Tedi.Conker:Live&Reloaded

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    • Joni
      Registered User
      • Nov 2003
      • 942

      #3
      Well here is something.

      Tested at 26+ bps without shootdown
      Just as consistant as any other high end marker
      VERY effective antichop system
      Lightweight and low profile
      Practically no kick


      ULE RT Custom

      Red ULE body
      ULT
      Electric Logic vert frame

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      • OysterBoy
        Fatty McChubbercookie
        • Feb 2004
        • 1409

        #4
        woah, remember mag haters are of lower intelligence (lol), so make something simple...

        like...

        shockers are for flockers

        Unicorns are people too ...
        Old Narhwals are people too ...
        Grizzly Bears are people too ...
        Caterpillars are people too ...
        Baby Peacocks are people too ...
        lew "My hand was a little shaky and I released too soon."

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        • -=Squid=-

          #5
          Just explain that they WERE 10 years out of date... until the last couple of years

          Explain that EVERYTHING is aluminum now, and good looking to boot. Show him what the Xvalve can do. Explain its cycling rates, etc. Show him the I frame, and how nice of a feel it has compared to many other frames. Show him all of the aftermarket bodies and upgrades cropping up, and most importantly, show him how AWESOME the lvl10 is... Well, dont forget to tell him how cheap it all is now, too

          Just remember... mags are great guns, and can keep up with anything... so who cares what ONE ignorant person has to say about it?

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          • Lohman446
            Useful posts: 7
            • Jun 2003
            • 9315

            #6
            I don't buy hype...


            My answer to those who whine about my mag... that and the string of balls coming there way next game, even if they are on my team. "Yeh, I'll play back this game"
            "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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            • WARPED1
              I'm a pirate, ARRRRRRRRRR!
              • Nov 2001
              • 7458

              #7
              "If mags are for losers, why do I keep winning?"
              [Something Cool is Here]

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              • Havoc_online
                www.havoc-online.com
                • Feb 2002
                • 2851

                #8
                Tell him AGD is 10 years outta date because everyone else is 12 years behind
                www.havoc-online.com <--- Your AGD Lifeline

                Products & Services

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                • yeahthatsme
                  aka yeahthatswang
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2592

                  #9
                  circumventing the cuss filter(using stars instead of saying the word and letting it get filtered) is against the rules, bad idea


                  besides that, the best way to deal with haters is to show them up! its always fun to go ask a cocker owner thats sitting with their gun in pieces trying to make it work if they wanna borrow your back-up gun
                  [*img]http://www.browndotdesign.com/Xodus/AO/YeahThatsMe.jpg[/img]
                  Image too large- Tato

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                  • Polish
                    w0rd
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 127

                    #10
                    Dont tell him anything... just kick his *** in a game.

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                    • paintballa44
                      also speaks in 3rd person!
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 541

                      #11
                      ya... show him how easy u can field strip an RT Pro
                      let littlepaintballboy rise from his life time ban.
                      come on ao, join the banned wagon.
                      i am calling 17 more days til i am gone also.
                      ummm... becuase loyalty produces baller's!

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                      • Enemy
                        aKa PROZAC
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 1245

                        #12
                        just smile and laugh!!!!then ask him if he can explain how a cocker works cuz you can explain how a mag works.. yeah they are ten years old and there hasnt been a major design change since the rt valve hmm could it mean it actually works?????

                        also remind him of how unlike angels every new component for a mag is made with the ability and purpose to be installed on the old component so you dont need to buy a new gun to get the latest!!! that ought to burst his bubble.
                        VV04962 yeah thats my Pewter CnC X-mag

                        Looking for a milled 04 featherlight viking!!!

                        my feedback!!!http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...84#post1584884

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                        • Torbo
                          teamless
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1737

                          #13
                          who cares? if he doesnt like your gun, is that your problem? is it worth wasting time argueing about?
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                          • RT77
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 149

                            #14
                            If you have the level 10 let them all finger F your feedtube....people love that.

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                            • Ter-Me-Nate
                              Tunamax on the way, weeeee
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 105

                              #15
                              Just say "Im Rick James ....." i can shoot whatever i want. muhahahaha

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