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  • Tyger
    video /k radio star
    • Oct 2002
    • 1210

    #1

    Sup 7 / PSP "Anti-cheater" Boards

    It's official, the paintball world has gone mad.

    I found this out a week ago, I ran into an employee at "Gauner Electronic Solutions" at an indoor field a while ago who told me to enjoy my E-Mag "While you can." When I asked him what he was talking about, he told me some of the details. I waited 'till I got my E-mag back before I said anything, because I wanted to see how it worked. But it SUCKS, so I'm exposing the plans.

    In an effort to curb the "Cheater board" phenomenon both the PSP and Super 7 are going to require players to use "official" boards in all electronic guns. "GES" boards will be mandatory as of May 1. If your gun doesn't have one, you can't play. Period.

    You gotta send your gun to the event site at least 72 hours BEFORE the tournament so they can swap boards. If you mess with the board, you're thrown out of the event and your team play a man down. On the good side, they won't be charging the players for the new hardware. But if you have a WAS or whatever board in there already, you surrender your board when you send it in.

    That all sounds good, except that the ROF is locked at 8 BPS for some BS "Insurance" reason. If you wipe, play on, or cheat, they unlock your board and turn your ROF DOWN for the tournament. I also heard a rumor that some of the more "Tournament" styled fields will require the "Gauner Board" to play walk on! They were gonna spring this on the players a week or two from now, but this made me angry, so screw 'em, I'm leaking it.

    I already got one in my E-Mag, they did it for free. I've got it as .wmv AND .mov files on my site. Sorry for the absolute junk video quality, I did it kinda fast to show you all how the new boards perform.

    55 second videos, pretty small file sizes. http://www.webdogradio.us/news/104tlboard/ No fools, the videos are really there.

    NOT a happy camper here...

    -Tyger

    (Edited to fix something...)
    Last edited by Tyger; 04-01-2004, 01:23 PM.


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  • WARPED1
    I'm a pirate, ARRRRRRRRRR!
    • Nov 2001
    • 7458

    #2
    Damn you Tyger! Good one!
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    • RoadDawg
      Degeneration X is back
      • May 2001
      • 4023

      #3
      Man.. that sux.
      Sorry, I'm old

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      • -=Squid=-

        #4
        I cant actually check out the video here at school... but after reading the replies I was relieved. By the end of your rant, I was on the verge of freaking out. Not good.

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        • edweird
          IP lawsuits > innovation
          • Dec 2001
          • 1859

          #5
          That is tyger for ya... always on top of things.
          NiCad's mod 4 teh win!
          Last edited by edweird; 04-01-2004, 01:23 PM.

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          • 68magOwner
            Registered User
            • May 2003
            • 3475

            #6
            LMAO!!!! lol, i was about to kill someone for a sec there

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            • Cream Cheese 27

              #7
              That's when you bust out your ULT Mechanical Mags.

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              • jpm
                Crown Royal
                • Jul 2003
                • 44

                #8
                Thats was pretty good.. Had me going there for a bit. Nice work Tyger!
                - JPM -

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                • fire1811
                  Firefighter
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 4930

                  #9
                  yes i heard this and they also said you cant use a barrel anymore, you must shoot out of the breech
                  "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                  Alway Remember *343*

                  Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                  • tasker89
                    Minder of The Nugget
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 229

                    #10
                    A double April Fools from Tyger! Why do I feel that Gauner in German can mean rascal, crook, or trickster?
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                    • deathstalker
                      Fnord!
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1115

                      #11
                      It means crook.

                      Not bad, Tyger. At least you put more of an effort into than cphillip. I think you should have used 13bps as the cap, as that was an industry-inposed limit for a time. You should have also left out the "send your gun 72 hours in advance" stuff. Too expensive (receiving, labor, storage, insurance, liability, etc.). It was still a little too obvious.

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                      • Torbo
                        teamless
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1737

                        #12
                        yeah second april fools from you today, give it a rest.
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                        • edweird
                          IP lawsuits > innovation
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 1859

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tasker89
                          Gauner in German can mean rascal, crook, or trickster
                          I guess that is like how Gardner is becoming synomious with much the same in American-eise Engrish

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                          SFL Emag
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                          • caravaggio
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5

                            #14
                            Yellow!?!

                            Dude,

                            Yellow is NOT your color!

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                            • Prairie
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 292

                              #15
                              Why don't you try registering a new name next time so people don't immediately suspect it...

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