Rifled barrels that actually work!

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Why rifled barrels don't work?

Because the amount of paint inside the geletin capsule is too low. The sollution is to completely fill the paintball to the max and introduce a new brand of paint!

MaxBall

This new paintball will work with any rifled barrel and will not fly around like other cheap brands of paint. This new paintball will work best with high bore sizes (.685 - .691) and will leave a very bright mark on your target.

Colors:
Hot Pink, Electric Green, Shocking Yellow, Hard Blue, Snow White, and many more colors!

Maxball will go into production in mid 2005 along with several new products such as:

GukBall - The new paintball that is filled with a mush paint instead of a liquid filled paint to help accuracy.

LagBall - Hollow reusuable paintballs that slow down in midair. Great for practice!

But the best part of all!
April Fools!

i'm gonna get flamed for this one...
SnYpER

[Prairie]

Wait what?

Shut up.

[Cryer]

Yeah, you'll get flamed... especially since you posted it 2x

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

nah, the forums are lagging and the thread wouldnt submit so it accidently made 3 threads. deleted the other 2

[Head knight of Ni]

Uh they already make a mush paintball its called Zap Sport.

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
nah, the forums are lagging and the thread wouldnt submit so it accidently made 3 threads. deleted the other 2

Why stop with just the first 2?

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

there is a difference between mush and *bleep*

[Cryer]

Originally posted by RRfireblade


Why stop with just the first 2?

LOL

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

cause i'm special!

[Brophog]

The amount of fill has nothing to do with it. It takes a bit of force exerted on the ball to cause the ball to spin. The force necessary would break the ball.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

...*scratches head*
i always thought it was because the fill in the paintball kept on splashing around and knocked the ball off course

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
...*scratches head*
i always thought it was because the fill in the paintball kept on splashing around and knocked the ball off course

ACTUALLY.......it's cause spinning spherical projectile does nothing for accuracy.

[Head knight of Ni]

Have you seen Sport after it dries it literally turns into paste.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

sweet! im leaning something from my lame april fools attempt!

Zap Sport turns into a paste when it gets left out in the sun and rifled porting makes paintballs inaccurate because of:
A - speeds are too low
B - Rifled barrels don't do anything to spheres

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
sweet! im leaning something from my lame april fools attempt!

Zap Sport turns into a paste when it gets left out in the sun and rifled porting makes paintballs inaccurate because of:
A - speeds are too low
B - Rifled barrels don't do anything to spheres

C - Snyper retains his current title of AO moron for another year.

Congrats man,I new you had it in ya.