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  • nt2004
    yeah, thats right...
    • May 2003
    • 832

    #16
    take steroids. They'll shrink your boys so there is less to shoot at while also giving you that competetive edge
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    • spantol
      Turgid Member
      • Sep 2002
      • 1024

      #17
      I'll second the soft cup suggestion. I've been using one for nearly a decade. I'd say I've taken a couple of dozen shots to the junk, and with the soft cup you don't feel a thing.

      You can get them here: http://www.kmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=6648

      It'll be the best $8 you'll ever spend on paintball.

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      • laxkid
        micus cocker
        • Jun 2003
        • 821

        #18
        lacrosse compression spandex they are for goalies that stuff works wonders and very flexible
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        • Konigballer
          "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

          • Jun 2003
          • 1254

          #19
          compression spandex? Why dont you just dunk 'em in ice water before you go out, they'll be in "turtle mode" forever

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          • felony
            Awesome
            • Feb 2002
            • 1216

            #20
            when i first started balling i wore a cup, and now that I have been playing more and more with out a hit down there, I really havent worn one in a bout a year of playing.

            Although, I was at the local FSPL tournament last weekend and some kid went to bunker another kid. They traded shots and one of them caught for paintballs in junk. lol. kid was down for a good 3-4 minutes.

            Saw him walking around all funny with what I thought was his girlfriend after. I laughed. haha

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            • SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
              Registered User
              • Apr 2003
              • 3814

              #21
              electrical taping a stuffed dog to it helps a lot, the paintballs will bounce right off!

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              • FSU_Paintball
                (well, not any longer)
                • Aug 2002
                • 618

                #22
                The combination of dye slider shorts and new dye pants with the padding up front helps... but it's expensive.

                I wear a soft cup. It's a lot narrower than a normal cup, and it's flexible, too. I honestly forget I'm wearing it. MUCH better than a typical cup. And it's like $10.
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                • Konigballer
                  "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1254

                  #23
                  not to get off topic but nice cocker FSU, I like that color.

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                  • FSU_Paintball
                    (well, not any longer)
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 618

                    #24
                    Thanks, I appreciate it. That's actually an old pic... I just updated it when you said that... thanks for the reminder.

                    (it's not as pretty now, but it rocks a little bit harder)
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                    • 50 cal
                      The evil voices win today
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 960

                      #25
                      I use a hard cup all the time. After seeing a few guys hit on "the boys", I don't take the chance.

                      Saw a guy at the Knoxville Indoor a few years ago take a hard hit from about 5 feet directly to them, he threw up in his mask.

                      A "little" discomfort is good insurance.

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                      • PzYcO
                        PzYcOmagg
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1067

                        #26
                        Hmm.. i usually just throw on a pair of light gym shorts between my boxers and pants... works for me

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                        • skife
                          Unregistered User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 2769

                          #27
                          i've got a friend who's been shot in his boys 3 times, he still doesn't wear a cup

                          neither do i
                          i just trust my luck.




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                          • SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 3814

                            #28
                            lol don't trust your luck!

                            you guys out there that havn't been shot in the nuts, WEAR A CUP, you never want to experiance the feeling i had
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                            • FutureMagOwner
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 3354

                              #29
                              second or third ne ao day i got shot in the junk for the first time, as a couple people can tell you i kinda fell over in the middle of the field for a minute or 2 in agony

                              then the next 30 times or so (like up until the last time i played in november) i got shot in the junk ATLEAST once and i still dont wear a cup perhaps i should since it doesnt really hurt anymore although the i wanna hurl feeling still reigns supreme

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                              • Rather
                                Registered User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 757

                                #30
                                Dont stand straight up. Bend the knees and hunch foreward. Makes the possible angles of being shot from much much lower. Won't cost ya a cent and no funkey stuff in front of your junk (except your freakish legs ).

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