5 reasons to date a paintball player?

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  • Benfica4ever
    Registered User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1583

    #1

    5 reasons to date a paintball player?

    I did a search and i dident find them.
    I cant remember them either
    what are they again? i have seen em around but i just cant remember them.



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  • yeahthatsme
    aka yeahthatswang
    • Sep 2002
    • 2592

    #2
    arent afraid to get down and dirty
    have atleast a 12 inch barrel
    can fire many rounds without tiring

    cant remember the others.
    [*img]http://www.browndotdesign.com/Xodus/AO/YeahThatsMe.jpg[/img]
    Image too large- Tato

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    • TraXeR
      Registered User
      • Sep 2002
      • 1761

      #3
      Although this is supposed to be a paintball terms, it still sounds hilarious. And seems relevant.

      We always use a condom
      We can get in the oddest of positions
      We're good with our fingers in small spots
      We keep our equipment clean
      We have back up rounds
      We need 5 minute breaks, and we can go again.
      Some of us don't mind taking face shots (too far??)
      We don't like to play alone
      We can do 3, 5, 7 and 10 people at a time

      Ok I'm done before I go too far.
      'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'

      -Sparq

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      • Emily
        southern belle
        • Dec 2003
        • 285

        #4
        Paintball Talk is the main forum for Automags.org. Here is where we talk about the sport of paintball in general and make announcements relating to the forum and website.
        ummmmmmmmmmmmm

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        • member#10,261
          actualy mamber#16,995
          • Dec 2003
          • 641

          #5
          finger dexterity
          |C|I|G|A|R|S| My Antidrug

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          • skife
            Unregistered User
            • Feb 2003
            • 2769

            #6
            we've got more balls :P




            [21:00] < FunkTehChillinMunky > I've got a Warped Sportz Dark Talon

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            • Konigballer
              "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

              • Jun 2003
              • 1254

              #7
              "because we"...wait....on second thought, most of us are kind of dorky, you would probably rather knock up some musician:)...

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              • Tiberius
                Registered User
                • Apr 2004
                • 84

                #8
                Lol 1. speak for yourself 2. I wouldnt mess with an angry dork with a gun 3. Musicians arent any good anyway except they know how to blow on stuff really hard lol.
                "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

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                • Rather
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 757

                  #9
                  because I can rip 16 spasms a second.



                  Too far?

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                  • Athius
                    Registered User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 533

                    #10
                    We are trained for combat.


                    We see killin as a game.


                    We love to push hard and fast.

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                    • Konigballer
                      "Dusty Bottoms" on MCB

                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1254

                      #11
                      uhh....keep an eye on that guy above me. If you live in puerto rico, avoid clock towers.

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