I Made a Kid Cry Yesterday

[Altimas]

I work at the new Galyans "Sports and Adventure" Store in Hoover Alabama. Yesterday I was feeling really crummy my allergies are killing me and I was blowing snot at 20bps all day. Anyways so this kid walks up to me and is like:
Kid: "SWEEET Paintball stuff!"
Me: "Yeah cool stuff huh, You ever play?"
Kid: "Yeah I play with my Brother all the time..."
Me: "Rock on, What kinda gun ya got?"
Kid: "An Angel!! It shoots so fast"
Me: "What kind of Angel is it? "
Kid: "Its a a Black one thats fully automatic"
Me: "Interesting.... So...where do you play at?"
Kid: "I play at paintball quest with my brother when he goes...he goes more than I do."
Me: "Cool, thats where I usually play too, whats your brothers name?"
kid: "His name is Chuck hes a MArine and he has a REAL gun that shoots paintballs and he can Snipe people from like 250 Yards away..and"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
kid: "huh?"
Me: " Dont lie just to be cool kid...because first off, you dont have an Angel you just HEARD it was the best paintball gun out there...second I doubt your brother really is a marine, and Finally Theres no Frigging way he has a real gun that shoots paintballs and that if he did they'd let him use it..."
Kid: "Your.....Your....MEAN"

Kid runs off to the Escalator crying...

Now I know I shouldnt have been so harsh on the kid now that I look back at it, but do you know how many times I get fed alot of the same bullcrap from people all the time? Plus I felt like ****ake Mushrooms and was not in the mood...

[Wc Keep]

hahahaha..................dude your *POOF* up.

*Warning: No Cussing* -Miscue

[TheTramp]

Kid: "Your.....Your....MEAN"

Kid runs off to the Escalator crying...

Now I think you're lying.

[Altimas]

Scouts honor!! I am good friends with the LP guy maybe hes got it taped...

[C_22]

Dude, you ARE mean!

[Benfica4ever]

Mean??
GOOD JOB!!
I get so tired of hearing people say they have paintball guns that can shoot so far. its sooo annoying.
Somtimes i hear this

him-yea i have a paintballgun, its real nice it shoots so powerful
me-what kind?
him-i cant remember

seriously i have gotten that at least 3 times last year at my old school.

[dansim]

I work at the new Galyans "Sports and Adventure" Store in Hoover Alabama. Yesterday I was feeling really crummy my allergies are killing me and I was blowing snot at 20bps all day. Anyways so this kid walks up to me and is like:
Kid: "SWEEET Paintball stuff!"
Me: "Yeah cool stuff huh, You ever play?"
Kid: "Yeah I play with my Brother all the time..."
Me: "Rock on, What kinda gun ya got?"
Kid: "An Angel!! It shoots so fast"
Me: "What kind of Angel is it? "
Kid: "Its a a Black one thats fully automatic"
Me: "Interesting.... So...where do you play at?"
Kid: "I play at paintball quest with my brother when he goes...he goes more than I do."
Me: "Cool, thats where I usually play too, whats your brothers name?"
kid: "His name is Chuck hes a MArine and he has a REAL gun that shoots paintballs and he can Snipe people from like 250 Yards away..and"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
kid: "huh?"
Me: " Dont lie just to be cool kid...because first off, you dont have an Angel you just HEARD it was the best paintball gun out there...second I doubt your brother really is a marine, and Finally Theres no Frigging way he has a real gun that shoots paintballs and that if he did they'd let him use it..."
Kid: "Your.....Your....MEAN"

Kid runs off to the Escalator crying...

Now I know I shouldnt have been so harsh on the kid now that I look back at it, but do you know how many times I get fed alot of the same bullcrap from people all the time? Plus I felt like ****ake Mushrooms and was not in the mood...

first of all how do you know he didnt have an angel, a brother that is a marine and he has a gun that fires simuntions?
seriously there is real guns that fire REAL paint rounds look it up

ps. dont cry

[The Deacon]

There's a huge difference between a newbie that doesn't know and a newbie that doesn't WANT to know.

I don't think I'd believe the kid about his Angel, either. If you get that excited over the paintball selection at Galyans, you don't have an Angel.

I THINK he was talking about simunitions, which don't go THAT far. His brother probably just dressed up a Model 98 with M-16 accessories and lied to his kid brother (I do it all the time. ).

[Mckevern]

I'd pay to see that!!!

Talk to your LP friend!!!

I wanna see this!!! I've almost accomplished the same this only at a paintball feild, and it wasn't a kid. And I didn't see if they were crying or not.

We were at CPX on a company outting. The only way we were going to get on one of their feilds was if we played against and open group.

So we're waiting in line for our turn and this 8 man team on the other side started making comments about how they were the best and never lost. Some of them made some comments about how this was going to be an easy game because most of my co-workers had rentals ....

I turned to one of them and asked what he really thought of his angel. He said it was the best thing he's ever shot. I did the quick math which I know was a low ball .... and said ...

"Well thank you for spending $1400 on a paintball marker just so I can shot you out ..."

They made a few more comments ... we ignored them ....

The game started and was over in 4 minutes. I shot the last guy out. It was the hot shot....

We all congratulated each other on an easy win and started off the field. We found out a few minutes later from one of our refs that the "pros" walked off the field and left for the day .....

I bet $10 they were crying but I don't have LP sitting on a tape of it.

[Wc Keep]

i have a feeling this little kid is going to come back holding an angel and his older marine brother is going to kick someones ***.

[Mckevern]

Lmao

I'd pay to see the LP tape of that too!!!!

[fcpchop]

why are u guys saying he is mean, he is anything but it. i just cant stand when newbies brag about their guns and stuff when they obviously dont know what they are talking about. they always say angel because thats what they all have heard of and then they brag about how good of a sniper they are, I just get so pissed. i solute u for making that kid cry

[Mckevern]

Hear Hear ...

I love making them cry when they deserve it. And calling them on a lie is just cause!!

[sgt_easton]

Good. If we all keep doing this, maybe the kids will stop being so annoying. I'm really getting sick of kids saying stuff like that.

I understand it's good for the sport to have younger kids play....eventually, we won't be able to play due to old age and such. So, it's important for the life of the sport.

[WARPED1]

Funny shizzle!