Good Quotes.

[penguinpunk555]

Anybody got any good quotes from paintballers. I have seen a couple in peoples profiles,and I wanted to see what other quotes we got.

[kungfuhampster11]

heres one straight from me, "Take What You Get And Run With It"

[-Tab]

when in doubt, empty your hopper

[UltimatePaintballer]

always remember to look both ways

[dwab3000]

this one guywith a cocker
before my team played theirs...
"hi im mike ill be your assasin today, would you like th basic, deluxe, or supreme package..."

i didnt get him,he didnt get me but he tripped fell and practiclly killed his front block...

the feild/store owner explaining the game to some newbs and pointing to our team
"and for insurance reasons, no matter what they say they are a harzard and should be avoided at all costs, no lets move on to your marker"

me when i drank 4 caffinated coffees with caffinated water, and a bag of chocolate covered coffee beans..and not taking my adhd meds
"straight off the break im going to the mid bunker on the 70, unless anyone else wants dibs, i can always stay back at the 60" *this is the only time i have ever run that fast...ever*

when i was banging my head 80s deathmetal style to get the paint outta my dreads
"duuude theres a snake in my mask!!!!!" my dread was caught in there

a newb after he got me when my gun ran outta air and i was the only one left *i was playing against a team with 1 newb and i was stuck with a bunch of newbs*
"oh yea you OUT, O-U-T,oh crap"
he shot himself in the foot by accident

a day when i was with a bunch of newbs and was helping them out *this was before the do not listen to me rule, and yes that is on the sign with rules"
"ok whose fast, you 5 go for the flag off the break me and the rest of the ones left will cover you"....battery had died in my spyder (this was a custom spyder with timmy bolts, and it had eyes, and a brand new frame)

during a scenerio
it was called planet of the apes
"DAMN YOUSE DIRTY APES, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLLL"
its guy going to the medic center to get revived

thats it...
i only put the funny ones in, well funny and clean...
this collection is from like a couple of years so

[tribalman]

i did just this kinda forum idea before, only i am putting them in a .txt doc. here are some that i have:

talking about a halo:
and if you go to a tourney with Field Pant Only with half
or full black shell you'll just turn your hopper into a
soup bowl even faster than before.. -dirty bunny

i forgot to put down who said this, if you know, please tell me.
"Why wuold anyone need this"
"I just ordered one - though I can see no use for it"
"Me too"

Anyone else find it funny that Air America has a reg built in England?
-thei3ug

Humans have a knack of pointing out the obvious, like "my you're tall",
or "lovely weather, isn't it?" or "you seem to have fallen down a 30'
well, are you ok?"
-Warped1

why use the emag when u have a perfectly good m-4
-Loud Tim

I live in MI.. they would have had an easy time getting hold of the dog
to bury it.. the animal control has flat out asked me when a neighbors
pitbull was on my porch if I owned a gun. Im like I live on 40 acres..
arent I required by law to own a gun for each...
-Lohman446

I think Tom should make a new marker to market as the "AGD Pest-a-Sidearm".
-cphilip

[QUOTE=Cryer]Given the situation, I think I would have had an
empty hopper before I realised the dog had turned and started running...[/]
Well... not your fault... he should have called himself out after all!
-cphilip

Location: Location: Location: The 3 most important rules of real estate
......and attending a Wet T shirt contest.
-RRfireblade

wow...now if this didn't just come out of left field...good job K2...
guess I better start buying some stock now...who better to b*slap SP
into submission?
-DiRTyBuNNy

[Lee]

"never follow Lee"

4 or 5 of my best friends after a scenario game about 10 years ago.
still holds true and is often said to this day......

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

read Lee's profile

[Beemer]

Ya love those quote threads

check these out........and this one......AGD OTB baby

rt's and imp's are both nice guns.
the beauty of the rt is that there really is not much to improve on.
a few different frames are nice, but opening the box is about the
only thing you need to do with the mag. i dont think you will go
wrong with either one though.

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=129193&highlight=beemer

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=122928&highlight=quotes

[Gabriel]

Some Great quotes over the FN303:

'Now all I gotta do is get a tank loaded and look for a riot to control.'

'A real man would start a riot '

'...I'll help starting that riot...'


'Maybe you could talk to your local police force and ask about being a civilian riot-control unit.'

'Man, if I had that thing I would be putting it to use on all these stray cats in my neighborhood'

'No, you dont want to shoot animals with the fn303. Baaaaad results'
^^^ Posted by AGD^^^

'haha, I guess we can assume TK or Jon or somebody at AGD tried that one out!'