Assaulted...by the Bunker.

[tyrion2323]

Yes, that's right.

I drove into HeadRush today with my fraternity. It's was freakin' windy, and we were at the new facilities. Anyways, there was an X bunker lying down on its side, and I paid it no heed.

Well, I just bought my paint and walked back to the parking lot when I heard a "shhhhhhshshshhhhhh" noise, like gravel under a tire. I cocked my head for a second, wondering what it was. Suddenly, all my brothers scrambled out of the way. I turned around just in time to see the massive bunker sliding towards me, take out a handicapped sign, and bowl me over.

I now have a pain in the back of my neck and a sprained ankle...
Bunkers hurt.

Jacob

[WenULiVeUdiE]

Sue for physical damage. Jk. That must have been one funny sight to see.

[tyrion2323]

It's one of those things that, while it still hurts, I definitely wish I had it on video. I don't have any intentions of suing, though if I am still in pain the next few days, we'll have to see.

[JonDaAzn]

at least ask for some free paint... or something

[darklord]

Man I feel sorry for you and all.... but that's hilarious. I wouldn't mind seeing a video either I can picture it though.

[Konigballer]

to bad you already signed a waiver. that sounded like something out of the Omen

[Won Hunglo]

Car wreck? Dog Bite? Slip on a wet floor? or Assualted by a paintball bunker? We can help with a CASH SETTLEMENT for your pain & suffering!!! Call Dewy, Cheatem & How now!

[teufelhunden]

to bad you already signed a waiver. that sounded like something out of the Omen

Any lawyer that requires a retainer can pick apart a waiver

[zacbot]

if your paintball field was small..and was the only good one around..why sue it?....it would go out of business

[angelbeast24]

that must have been great to see that happen sorry you got hurt tho...as for suing it wont happen because u signed a waiver

[Cryer]

ATTTAAAAACK!!
That would have been crazy to see...

[TeamNausea]

You keep talking like a waiver will actually hold up in court... If he took it into court it would fall apart rather quickly id bet.

[Recon by Fire]

Waivers do not exclude the business from gross negligence. Only consider a suit if you have a legitimite injury, not just because you see a few quick dollars. It could cost you a place to play. If you have a persistant light injury, their insurance would most likely pick up the medical bills for treatment (chiro, etc...) if that is all you seek.

[nt2004]

that happened to me in a huge windstorm in michigan when i was about 6. An air matress at a beach lifted up and knocked me over.

[Recon by Fire]

The worse I had was plaing on an airball field on a windy day, the bunker broke free of the anchors and started blowing away, leaving me exposed while I was reloading. It was probably humorous to see me trying to stay behind the bunker as it was blowing away.