AO's Worst Game Ever Thread!!....

[PissedGodzilla]

My worst game isn't as bad as most of yours, but it is funny nonetheless.

My first game at PBX Battlezone, in Toms River. I was there for the early opening for friends and teams, and I get on the field on a six on six, really not knowing anybody there except Dayspring. (Since then I have gotten to know many people from AO, 1DE, NJPaint, and many others)

Off the break I hit the back right dorito and i get caught in a snapshot fight with my mirror all the way down the tape. Now I know that I should also be watching the inside, but I was noob to speedball at the time, so bleh...

I break up to the taco in front of me, and as I get there I don't notice the other teams guy at the fifty. He drops me like a red-headed stepchild and as I go to stand up, I slip on the floor and fly in the air and land on my ***... hard....

As I go to get up again, I get nailed again.... and find out i broke four of my pods on the fall.... I am such a doofus... I hear later that it was like watching one of those movie falls where the guys legz just go horizontal and you fall flat on your back... I'm sure it was funny for those watching the game.

[eddie885221]

this isnt the worst but i cant remember the worst, so o well for it.

ok it was a 4v4 with me and two of my friends plus some other guy against three of my friends and some other guy. our team was just wearin normal camo shirts and pants, u know standard stuff. the other was wearin ghillie suits and all that ****. needless to say they had a slight advantage. so me and one of my friends go right on the break and we send the other two up the left side.2 minutes after the break we hear shootin and shoutin and i see the two that went on the other side of the field walk back COVERED in paint.so me an my friend get behind a tree thats barely big enough for the both of us and lay down.20 feet in front of us a bush stands up and starts walkin towards us while a man with a camo mesh mask over his jt also comes towards us.they were both lookin down the field towads where our dead teammates used to be.when the bush gets about 10 feet away we pop up and start shootin.the guy with me gets destroyed while i keep low and advance.i counted the wlts after the game and i had benn ht 257 times before one of them finally busted. and it was the one that hit my gun.

ouch

[DK1]

Armageddon 2000, Paintball Ridge, in Joplin, MO.

It was a big game, scenario action. I don't even remember if there was a day game, or what happened, but the night game was horrible.

There were about 15 or 20 of us that they put in one large fort area while the "aliens" attacked from every side. The walls of this thing were 3ft tall at best, with lights glaring down in on us. There was horrible visibility, and tons of people raining in paint on us. Since it was a night game, people weren't calling themselves out. Refs wouldn't check anyone, and it was getting old quick. Finally, after a guy ran up, hung his arm and gun over the edge of the fort and rattled off about 10 or 15 shots into us, *after* being hit... we decided we'd had enough of it. A poor kid behind me got it right in the junk with 2 or 3 shots because of that, and it was the last straw.

The entire group of us in the fort, only a few of us knew each other too, all got up and walked off the field, and left the whole game which was supposed to continue the next day.

That was easily the worst experience I've had in paintball. Nothing like cheaters, poor reffing, zero vis shooting, and horrible playing scenarios to make for a game I wish I could forget.

DK1

[Jeffy-CanCon]

...i counted the wlts after the game and i had benn ht 257 times before one of them finally busted. and it was the one that hit my gun.

ouch

257 welts! I would have called myself out long before that!

[Cryer]

my worst singal incident while playing paintball:

Long ago, back in my tippmann-in-the-woods days, Taylor492 and I were playing at a local field owning everyone. This particular game (the first of the day), I dropped back, ran around to the opposite tape and proceeded to flank them wide. I was running as fast as I could to the back corner of the field so I could bunker down and rain hell on them behind. As I neared my target bunker, I planted my right foot to turn abruptly and shoot. However, I had planted my right foot on a loose rock. The rock rolled along with my foot and I went down hard. After that game, I was helped back to the staging area where I sat out the next 2 games... By that time, I got so frustrated with the fact that I just payed $80, I laced up my cleats and went back out.
At the end of the day, when I took my shoes off, I watched my right ankle swell up. I was on crutches for like a month, and to this day my ankles still messed up.

[pbguru89]

my worst game was my first tourney. it was a 3 v 1. everyone was shot out by a bunch of sandbaggers. then my smart arse gets up from the middle cube and runs down the middle of the field. i got lit up, pretty bad, 68magowner can second that. i had to have been hit atleast 25 times. it was crazy. they all three popped out at the same time and had me for dinner, so my first tourney wasnt the best but it was quite funny.

[68magOwner]

actually, didnt we take 3rd in that tourney anyway? but yeah, it was against a team sponsored by the field, who were made to sandbag, so the field didnt have to hand out as many prizes.but yea, i got hit off the break, adn was watching Jaimal (pbguru) and i could just see he was about to run somewhere and i was liek "wtf is he thinking" next thing i know, hes blazing down the field twoard the flag, and the other 3 guys are all turning to blaze him, not a preety sight, but we all have had soem good laughs about it scince. lol, was that worse thatn the time i tore you a new breathing hole in your neck though? .

Side not- we came back adn beat those guys in another game in the same tourney, i did a run through adn had them all bunkered in the first 30sec of the game, that was my first tourney/first runthrough/ first bunker all in one move. lol, those guys are pissed to this day.

[Lohman446]

LOL - it had to be a tournament, I beleive against Ram-Rod...

Its raining, I had taken a hopper hit two games earlier, and hadnt even looked in my hopper close enough to notice the broken paint within... it was one of those days.

I make a move down the left tape, and end up on their forty, trading paint with one of their back players - there front player is moving down the right tape now, and manages to take out both my backplayers.

There first bunker attempt fails, as the mover is hit by his own teammate - now Im desperate hosing the bunker in front of me, adn I go for a bunker move...

The player in front of me pops out and lights me up, as does their front player (who is now behind me)

I took 19 breaks + bounces that game (all legitimate ie no overshooting) most from less than ten feet...

[robertjuric]

I was just trying a new field for the first time, it was about an hour away. I had just got my hyperframe and was going to test it out. Suprise, it doesn't work. So I spend about 2 hours trying to get it to work, when I finally borrow somebody else's classic minimag. So I finally get ready to play. I slide into my secondary bunker, and I get a plug of dirt in my barrel. So Im sitting there trying to get it out, when I get bunkered right in the head.

[Empyreal Rogue]

This was some years ago, back when I used a backpack for my remote line I had a pretty "un-fun" incident. I had my tank running on a remote line up to my Tippmann. I was moving through a tightly clustered woodsball forest and suddenly my backpack got stuck between two trees. I stood there for about a minute trying to get myself out and suddenly these shots start whizzing by my head and I tried to duck down. But they simply aimed down and I took about 10 shots to the chest.

Same day, mind you this was one of my first times paintballing. Second I believe, first with the Tippmann. I didn't know a lot about remote lines and the on/off knob was on. I screwed my tank in and the other end of the hose wasn't hooked up to my marker. Well the hose started flopping all over the place and these guys just stared at me. They didn't say anything, just stared at me. I was REALLY embarrassed.

A painful, but not bad day, was when I got shot in the spiral chord 3 times. That hurt. Damn my boney back. :\

[Mikey B]

Here is my story that still dissapoints me. My first tourny was a couple months ago and it was all going great. We played a couple games, won & lost but it was fun. Then the second to last game, if we won then we may have made it within the top 4 of our teams. So the game is going great. one out on each side, I get the back mid. So I move up. The last guy doesnt even know im in the game so I go to bunker. Everything is fine and dandy untill I get around the bunker pull the trigger and nothing comes out. The hopper was full, but no balls in the stack. Anywho, I got light up and then my other team mate got out. I should have grabbed the flag and ran by. Anywho, thats my bad story.

[eddie885221]

normally i probably would have called my self out due to the pain, but i was determined to make sumthin happen because i was the last person. the way i see it is: hits only hurt for a minute, but defeats can scar u for days.

[alkafluence]

hehe 1de "hauling" imagining...

You don't have to imagine, there's a video!