i bunkered somebodys mom......

[Lee]

there is this family that comes to play at one of the fields i frequent. mom, dad, daugther and two brothers. nice people, though the sons are kind of wierd.

anyhoo...i did a tape line run through in an air ball game this saturday and at the back right large beer can...there she was. i didn't know she was there or i would have tapped the bunker. (thats the rule at this field 10 feet or tap the bunker...no for real bunkering in rec ball), and as i jogged around it i saw her like one footaway....jumped about 5 feet from fright....yelled "bunker bunker bunker"...made her jump about 5 feet from fright and finished my run through.

we laughed about it and i apologized for scaring her and told her how bad she scared me and all was cool.

and...you guessed it....i went up to the two boys and said..."i bunkered your mom"

[nt2004]

excellent story! Its not that often that you see someones mom playing paintball. Way to seize the oppurtunity

[BobTheCow]

and...you guessed it....i went up to the two boys and said..."i bunkered your mom"

YES!!!!!!! Rock on, my friend, rock on...

[coolcatpete]

There is one mom that has came out to our field and she has a big afro and so if you hit her in the har it would get stuck. I think that may be the thing for cheater, so when they run they hold out their head down and get lots of bounces.
Pete

[1stdeadeye]

There's a Mother's Day Present for her.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

There is one mom that has came out to our field and she has a big afro and so if you hit her in the har it would get stuck. I think that may be the thing for cheater, so when they run the out their head down and get lots of bounces.
Pete

thats what i do

[gc82000]

on gaum we run with our heads down and our hands in front of our gogles. It is to promote bounces, but this technique is not full proof. I had it break on my mask and hand even on the softer parts. like in the pros the front men dont shoot of the break they just run for their lives, and try to get to their bunkers.
cool bunker story, be glad it was not your sister. when i bunkered her hassled me til i got bunkered and lit up.

[Eatem Alive]

not only has my wife (who is a mother of two) bunkered numerous people, she has also gogged her own son . how many husband/ fathers get to play paintball on mothers because their wives also play. i'm one lucky fella . oh yeah, she got a new 68/4500 for mothers day 'cause thats what she wanted. happy mother's day honey!

[kauai_paintball]

I remember when my mom came to play. shes not really the athletic type. We played a few 1v1 games. The ref had a viking, and he lent it to her. (she was a natural at trigger walking) and I had borrowed a spyder e99, because my tippmann died (&&&^$@#!^@&%$#ing piece of ^%#) she started from the 50. she jumps behind the bunker, and as she is back there, I ran tot he snake off the break, shooting a few rounds at the 50.I stood in plain view about 5 feet from her. I though, "man, this is my chance, i may never get another, I have to do this" " so i did, i jumoed over the snake and popped her onde in the thigh and 3 time in the pod pack. Ive never had that much fun playing. I shot her 3 times in the podpack, because the ref was mainl following me, and when i shot her in the pack she didnt feel it. We playd 2 more 1v1, and i won both, when we got back, it turns ou they had been placing bets on us. many people lost money, thats all i can say. Oh yeah, and now if she makes me do chores I can say "dont make me bunker you again" Hahaahah! *dies*

[DementedChild]

not only has my wife (who is a mother of two) bunkered numerous people, she has also gogged her own son . how many husband/ fathers get to play paintball on mothers because their wives also play. i'm one lucky fella . oh yeah, she got a new 68/4500 for mothers day 'cause thats what she wanted. happy mother's day honey!

i want to be your wife! lol jk!

i was thinking that was some major BS until i had pulled off bunkering dad and son at once. i shot the son and made the dad surrender.

my one liner, don't end up like your son!