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[coolcatpete]

I know this has been brought up nefore but their site is halirious. I found an explination of this while checking out my new jersey. Here look I am not sure waht that has to do with the jersey but oh well it made me laugh.
Pete

[shorty13]

yo that is funny as **** pete print it out and bring it down to the shop

[teufelhunden]

The Evil webmaster rules.

On the old site, there was something for the old shockers and his description was something like "I don't know what it does but it kicks ***"

[68magOwner]

http://www.evil-paintball.com/omensmokestack.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/intimidatorbolt.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/pus.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/spyderbolt.htm

[OysterBoy]

HAHAHAh

http://www.evil-paintball.com/jersey.htm

at the amount of other sports this jersey crosses over into. Evil has recently signed the Soarers an ultimate Frisbee team based out of San Diego. We have also picked up the national log rolling team from Ecuador (they dig the E). Last but definitely not least we are proud to announce that we are now a major sponsor of the ice capades now touring the US. What better way to show off our Evil logo than artists dancing, holding hands and twirling about.

Ah that guy rules.

Almost had a heart attack on this one:

http://www.evil-paintball.com/rglove.htm

Have you people ever heard what that compartment in your car is in front of your passenger seat is? It is called a glove box. Why on earth it is called this I have no idea, in fact it is really a waste of space because I certainly could use a few more cup holders for my 88 ounce super duper slurpy. But no it will forever be a glove box. I wonder who actually uses it as a glove box, probably only old ladies and my favorite fruits, bananas. So toss a pair of our rally car racer X gloves inside your glove box so you can pull them out and ***** slap any cop that pulls you over.

[elpimpo]

winners never quit and quiters never win

[wonk]

HAHAHAHA....this should be a sticky

[Enemy]

i love evil... they make some good stuff and have odd marketing attitudes so whats not to like...anyway i cant stop laughing at this stuff its great. hum now i wanna buy some new stuff!!!

[tard]

http://www.evil-paintball.com/omensmokestack.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/intimidatorbolt.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/pus.htm http://www.evil-paintball.com/spyderbolt.htm

These are too funny. I love the spyder bolt one the most.

[teufelhunden]

i love evil... they make some good stuff and have odd marketing attitudes so whats not to like...anyway i cant stop laughing at this stuff its great. hum now i wanna buy some new stuff!!!

Just needed some emphasis on there.

[Fade]

Whats even funnier is that the marketing you see on the sites don't stop there !!! The box that hold the Rally Jersey's are HALLARIOUS too. They state that the thread used to make the Jersey's were accidently messed up with radiation, and use negative Ion energy to deflect paintballs away from you. Also stating that you will suck with out one, and if you wear this Jersey inside out you'll attract paintballs instead.

Also their tournaquets are hallarious too, giving you the ultimate ninja power, causing all players wearing one to flip out and make moves you don't normally do while kicking butt.

I have no idea where they got the idea to market their products like this, but its *****n' HALLARIOUS !!

I'd go as far to say that Evil is my favorite company... and that was even before I was sponsored by them... their paint rules, and the pipe kills suckers.

[teufelhunden]

http://www.evil-paintball.com/shockerpart.htm

that's the Shocker thing.

[Dryden]

I like the description for the Cocker front end kit myself.

This is astonishing, never before has anyone ever created an entire kit of parts to go on the front of your boom shick a boom gun. There are so many hoses and moving things and even knobs to turn, it can keep you entertained for hours. We have installed these at several of the nearby pre-schools with great success. These parts are very shiny so your gun will definitely pass all bling bling standards.

http://www.evil-paintball.com/cockerfrontendkit.htm