Criticize yourself here

[127.0.0.1]

What I do is spray and pray, period. I am a walking turret.

Err... actually I sometimes (read : a lot of times) forgot to snapshoot and sprays my whole hopper...

[Lohman446]

We have a standing bet on my team - whoever makes the dumbest move of the day has to buy dinner for the entire team (normally Red Lobster/Logans etc.)

I have yet to not be the one buying dinner Last time it was for bouncing a string off their back player, standing to take out the other one across field, only to have the one I bounced shoot me because I thought he was out and didn't wait for the refs call - stupid stupid. Its never at debate who made the worst move - it is often at debate which one of my moves was the worst of the day.

But they keep me.. because I do some odd things that really tends to throw off the otehr team - except this last week where I would have had to stay alive for more than 30 seconds - wow

My team captain normally has to keep me from criticizing my own play before the next game... I tend to dwell on the mistakes.

[ramennoodles]

i criticize myself alot, i always hesitate and that messes me up, i need to just go for it

[hAppy]

when i am going 2 v 1, i can get 1 out, but than i lose confidence on the 2nd one. sometimes i take it too easy thinking 'ehh" instead of getting pumped and crazy

or sometimes i catch myself being a wuss haha

[Evil1]

I beat myself up over stupid things I do in a game. I always keep a cool head though. I never want to be that guy that everyone is laughing at because he is practically crying after losing a walk on game. I think that is just stupid when someone starts throwing crap around. My whole theory is: If things didn't go your way in the first game, totally mow the most arrogant loud mouth on the other team. That always cheers me up after doing something stupid. Like I said the next game always try to make the loud mouth wear it.

[GoatBoy]

I usually blame my equipment or something. I try to use very complicated, technical sounding terms so that people usually have no choice but to acknowledge whatever happened on the field wasn't my fault. Sort of like a Star Trek episode where they just make up some technical sounding gibberish to get them out of a plot situation.

In this respect, it's great to have a really complicated gun. Electro is preferable. As many moving parts as possible. It helps the ruse to carry a big toolbox with you that has lots of really fancy looking stuff. If you can't get fancy looking stuff, just load up on large amounts of small bits and pieces.


If I'm feeling beat and not up to going back out onto the field, my gun can magically break on me so I can't play for the rest of the day.


One good one is to blame a gun malfunction on someone you lent the gun to.