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  • brianlojeck
    Registered User
    • Aug 2003
    • 484

    #1

    "why would anyone hold a gun that way?"

    so I'm playing at a local field with my KP-3. a late teens kid comes up, is admiring it, I offer to let him shoot a few rounds.

    He shoulders the rifle, and isn't sure where to put his off hand after pumping. I explain that you're supposed to leave your hand on the pump.

    His exact words were "Why would anyone hold a gun that way?"

    um... 125 million rednecks can't be wrong. ;-)

    no real point, just chuckling
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  • XbeasleyX
    Best Of The Not So Good
    • Apr 2004
    • 233

    #2
    eh-hem 2 shotguns on my wall eh-hem - that is pretty funny
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    • Snertz
      H O O N
      • Mar 2002
      • 926

      #3
      Indeed, that's pretty funny What would we do without rednecks?

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      • WickeDKlowN
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        • Jun 2001
        • 3098

        #4
        You're damn straight we can't be wrong...
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        • elpimpo
          carpe noctem
          • Nov 2002
          • 1713

          #5
          i bet he had a hell of a time getting that second ball off
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          • magking1971
            Team Fart Factory
            • May 2001
            • 1089

            #6
            Aah, todays youth.........

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            • Carbon
              Word!
              • Jan 2003
              • 1589

              #7
              Originally posted by brianlojeck
              so I'm playing at a local field with my KP-3. a late teens kid comes up, is admiring it, I offer to let him shoot a few rounds.

              He shoulders the rifle, and isn't sure where to put his off hand after pumping. I explain that you're supposed to leave your hand on the pump.

              His exact words were "Why would anyone hold a gun that way?"

              um... 125 million rednecks can't be wrong. ;-)

              no real point, just chuckling
              My god, maybe he was to AGG to understand.

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              • JrnyFan1985
                Vice President Of Doink.tk
                • May 2004
                • 176

                #8
                haha, gotta love it. just kinda funny how some people don't get the basic concepts of cormfort and safety.

                quick question? was he holding it like what one of those "bad *** gangsters" do in the movies? you know w/ one hand why'll firing like a precision surgeon?
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                • elpimpo
                  carpe noctem
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 1713

                  #9
                  holdin it side ways shoutin Uhhhh............no. That level of immaturity isn't appreciated, nor allowed here on AO. Army
                  Last edited by Army; 06-26-2004, 04:15 PM.
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                  • steveo356
                    who shot me?
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 169

                    #10
                    well maybe they should make a pistol grip pump arm i bet wiht pnumatic asist u could out shoot a slider cocker

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                    • brianlojeck
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 484

                      #11
                      To answer the question of how he was holding it, he'd pump, then move his hand to the metal bracket that holds the tank, he was looking for the vertical regulator. ;-)

                      and before a bunch of rust-and-primer pickup trucks show up in my front yard, my "rednecks" comment should be taken with the understanding that I see the entire country as being filled with three types of people: Rednecks, Yankees, and Hippies.

                      for myself, I was raised a Yankee, moved to become a Hippie, and cook ribs, biscuits, and gravy like a Redneck. ;-)
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                      • elpimpo
                        carpe noctem
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 1713

                        #12
                        Originally posted by brianlojeck
                        for myself, I was raised a Yankee, moved to become a Hippie, and cook ribs, biscuits, and gravy like a Redneck. ;-)

                        amen brother
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