In trouble with Neighbors for paintballs.

[The Action Figure]

this fat neighbor of mine is being a retard saying that im killing all the animals in the neighborhood by shooting paintballs. He says that the animals eat the paintballs and die because of the toxins in there. I tried to explain to him they dont... but. so im out there shooting at a tree and he comes to my house and starts yelling at me and Im pretty sure hes callin the police! what do I do?

[hAppy]

Run, shoot the police, shoot him, than run more.

Nothing you can do, just talk to the police, don't panic or get angry.

[Smoke]

Eat a paintball in front of him.

[arsonpaintball06]

paintballs arent toxic......... arent they like vegetable oil, u can eat them urself, dont taste good tho

[C_22]

Ermm... do bribes work over there?

[Torbo]

well first off, animals are overrated. But anyway, show whomever the warning thing on the side of a paint case. It says non-toxic on it.

[Deep Sixx]

Eat a paintball in front of him.

They taste indescribably awful, but to win the argument and prove the point... I'd eat one. Although, it would be easier to just show him the box. It says "non-toxic" on the label.

sixx

[TeamNausea]

well first off, animals are overrated.

LOL

[SlipknotX556]

Just show him the box, or just eat one. Get an apple filled one, they taste better then the non scented ones.

[WickeDKlowN]

They taste indescribably awful, but to win the argument and prove the point... I'd eat one. Although, it would be easier to just show him the box. It says "non-toxic" on the label.

sixx

They're not THAT bad, I've eaten them on a few occasions(bets, scaring my sister, etc.; I've also eaten fish food to scare my sister).

Just eat one(or a handfull) in front of him... then fall to the ground and pretend to go into convulsions and see what he does.

[The Action Figure]

lol whell the police arent here yet, but im gettin freaked out

[FSU_Paintball]

Actually, I thought I read something about dogs dying after eating paintballs

(might not have been legit, but I do remember reading it)

[hAppy]

Don't freak, take breathes, if you panic, they'll think you have something to hide. Just be confident.

[KRAKMT]

There is a field up here that is battling the neighbors. The neighbor called the epa because the paintballs were getting into the stream. The epa checked and has something about paintballs non-toxic. We all know that but he has documentation if you need it.
As for dealing with the police- be nice and civil, don't raise your voice or swear just explain to them that the guy is against paintballs.
Hpefully you are not shooting the wildlife- can be a crime in itself. But as for them eating it show them the box or if necessary the epa stuff. you will be fine.
K

lol whell the police arent here yet, but im gettin freaked out

[C_22]

Bribe...