Hype

[Jaremy Rykker]

The Hype Song (PBNation)
To the Tune of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes

I say oh do you know!
The mag is fugly and an ugly little newbie gun. Yeah!
It is a gas hog and a piece of crap, an ugly little Talon. Yeah!

The truth is out there if you just read,
The wisdom of the Nation!

The cocker shoots farther!
Than any other gun. Because it is a closed bolt operat-ion!
It is more accurate and upgradeable! Efficient as a hybrid car! Yeah!

The truth is out there if you just read,
The wisdom of the Nation!

The mag is slow as slugs!
Right up there with Victors and that noob Spyder crap!
It is a gas hog and a walker on the autobahn is where it is at!

The truth is out there if you just read,
The wisdom of the Nation!

The Nerve is like lightning,
Shootdown at no less than 40 BPS!
Faster than a Blackbird on a recon mission to the Soviets! Yeah!

The truth is out there if you just read,
The wisdom of the Nation.

[_tMAN]

Dang man that is actually pretty good

[Linkwarner]

I have the song downloaded on my computer "legally" of course... Had it playing at the same time I was reading that. Now to get the song out of my head is a different story...

[MagAl]

we suckas just got served

[Linkwarner]

Just shows that stupid people that sit at there computer all day instead of going and playing/reffing paintball will do. Or working on there gun, why we have time is we mostly use mags. NOT COCKERS.

what is fun to say to Autococker Players

1. How's Your Cocker doing?
2. Your balls shooting straight?
3. Dont you like to longball?
4. Are you using a (barrel) Condom?
and the best one of all

DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR BALLS BUST?!


now watch this post get banned

[wad04]

who ever wrote that song has no life, and no friends.to write a song about paintball markers, i'm sorry i play paintball and all but really.... he must be some 13 year old kid that is over weight and has nothing better to do than write a song about mags and cockers..... wow

[Linkwarner]

You see he is from PBNation. That says enough.

[amoeba]

pbnation is a bunch of rich 13-14 year olds who have no life and never shot a mag


: pbnation:

[Linkwarner]

They probly seen a few mags, and passed them off as Shockers.

[GotMag?]

i cant remember the tune, so i didnt get the "full-experience"

[SniperSmurf]

I thought it was pretty funny. I think me meant it to make fun of all the "Cockers are superior" guys, and wasn't actually bashing Mags himself. After all, his sig says that he want's a Tac-one, and the title of the thread is "Hype"!

[Jaremy Rykker]

Thanks for misinterpreting me the lot of you. This song is all hype, and that is why I said to look at PBNation. They are the kings of hype. I was bored out of my mind at 10h00, and just felt like writing something. Not that I don't have a life. it took about 5 minutes.

[SniperSmurf]

[Jaremy Rykker]

Forgiveth me.


PBNation is the land of hype.

[SniperSmurf]

You are hereby officially forgiven!