Some questions about modern paintball "lingo"

[atcer]

haha.... I dont know why I go there... I really have no idea.

[ilikePB]

I still think we should make up our own word and try to get PBN to think its "AGG"... as they say.

That would be awesome. It would show just how stupid a lot of the people on PBN are. There are some good forums on there though, specifically the ICD and AKA forums are the ones I know of that are still good.

[P8ntBallBoom]

How about the AGD forum? Or has that been run over by Smart Farts likers and ten year olds too?

[jewie27]

I found this.........

definition of Agg

Still is a retarded word. I've never heard it being used on paintball fields here, eventhough it supposidly orginated in So-Cal.

[Nutsnyomowf]

Watch the movie Malibu's Most Wanted and you we see where these kids are getting this slang from.Its all copied from street slang."Everybody wana be a Black man but dont nobody wana be a Black man"Paul Moony (Ask a Black Man from the Dave Chappel show)

[minimag03]

Everytime somone says "gat" and baby cries

[p u r e e v i l]

Agg!!!

I know I'm probably bringing back a old topic. But AGG is just...AGG, to most, it has its own meaning. As for the look. It seems like it's all about the look these days. If you haven't noticed, people who are new to fields usually look for the pimped up Ballas. Woot.

I suck at paintball, so I have to look good doing it.

[Fanatic]

ha i got one up on you peeps!!
found THE way to be AGG

linky here

http://www.nashvillepaintball.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13

DONT FORGET TO POST YOUR REPLIES AT SAID THREAD!!


Alright, here's the thread where I show all you kidders how to be AGG. Its not about winning or losing, its about looking good. Here is where Gordon and myself will teach YOU how to be AGG.

Headwear:
Du-Rags - No. They were cool in the 90s, but not no more.

Heandbands - Good touch. Works well if put on over a camo sandana, or if its a LV or Gucci. Pink is also well.

Beanies - Can be AGG is worn correctly. Must have a sandana under and a heandband/bandana over.

Sandana - VERY AGG. Must be camo, needs to have a good heandband or bandana over it.

Hats - DO NOT WEAR THEM BACKWARDS!!!! FOWARDS ONLY!


Upper Torso (what to wear on your chest):
If you want your torso to be AGG, the best way to do so is to get an HK jersey. If you dont know what HK is, then let's just say we'll tie you to a pole and beat you. If you dont have HK, then any short sleeve shirt can work. BUT, there must be a long-sleeve under it. Black is nice.

Pants:
MUST be paintball pants. JT and Empire are the most AGG. If you want the most points, get them a size to big and sag with them. To be ultra AGG, then put on some tailfeathers. They should match or be pink/camo, nothing else.

Mask:
The most AGG mask on the market stock would be the JT Proflex. To spice it upo would be smoke or mirror lense, and 2 goggle straps (cheetah and cash money print goes well together). If you dont like the proflex then the ONLY other AGG mask is the profiler. To make the Profiler the best mask ever, rig some Proflex soft-ear pieces to it.

Gun:
Must be fast, must be illegal, must have a 16in and no drop. No exceptions.

Running:
Whiule running hand must be infront of lense to insure no gogs.


Now that I've given you a crash course on AGG you are ready to hit the fields in style! If you wanna know if youre AGG then post up and Gordon and myself (and others approved by us) can critique you.

[Destructo6]

So, Sandanas and duck bills (Unimount) are cool again? I didn't care for either when they were cool the first time.

[ilikePB]

So, Sandanas and duck bills (Unimount) are cool again? I didn't care for either when they were cool the first time.

I prefer a rail and asa to a drop, but not because of the trendy crap, for me it balances my set up better. I say run whatever helps you feel most comfortable, screw agg. Who cares if you look "cool" if you are on your way to the dead box. Sandanas are nice, I have one, but I also like durags which i guess aren't cool anymore. All these "agg" paintballers remind me of the prissy preps when I was in high school. What's in will be out in another 6 months. For instance pink guns are moving out and rasta annoe'd guns are coming in with white guns on the rise. I mean have you seen some of the players that are followers of this crap? They'll have a sandana with a headband and a hat on forward with a bandana around there neck! That's friggin absurd, it doesn't look cool, in fact it looks stupid. The only people it looks cool to are other followers of the agg "movement", I think just about everyone else thinks they like idiots.

[Nutsnyomowf]

ha i got one up on you peeps!!
found THE way to be AGG

linky here

http://www.nashvillepaintball.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13

DONT FORGET TO POST YOUR REPLIES AT SAID THREAD!!


Alright, here's the thread where I show all you kidders how to be AGG. Its not about winning or losing, its about looking good. Here is where Gordon and myself will teach YOU how to be AGG.

Headwear:
Du-Rags - No. They were cool in the 90s, but not no more.

Heandbands - Good touch. Works well if put on over a camo sandana, or if its a LV or Gucci. Pink is also well.

Beanies - Can be AGG is worn correctly. Must have a sandana under and a heandband/bandana over.

Sandana - VERY AGG. Must be camo, needs to have a good heandband or bandana over it.

Hats - DO NOT WEAR THEM BACKWARDS!!!! FOWARDS ONLY!


Upper Torso (what to wear on your chest):
If you want your torso to be AGG, the best way to do so is to get an HK jersey. If you dont know what HK is, then let's just say we'll tie you to a pole and beat you. If you dont have HK, then any short sleeve shirt can work. BUT, there must be a long-sleeve under it. Black is nice.

Pants:
MUST be paintball pants. JT and Empire are the most AGG. If you want the most points, get them a size to big and sag with them. To be ultra AGG, then put on some tailfeathers. They should match or be pink/camo, nothing else.

Mask:
The most AGG mask on the market stock would be the JT Proflex. To spice it upo would be smoke or mirror lense, and 2 goggle straps (cheetah and cash money print goes well together). If you dont like the proflex then the ONLY other AGG mask is the profiler. To make the Profiler the best mask ever, rig some Proflex soft-ear pieces to it.

Gun:
Must be fast, must be illegal, must have a 16in and no drop. No exceptions.

Running:
Whiule running hand must be infront of lense to insure no gogs.


Now that I've given you a crash course on AGG you are ready to hit the fields in style! If you wanna know if youre AGG then post up and Gordon and myself (and others approved by us) can critique you.

LMAO

[atcer]

yeah, what the hell is with the hand in front of the goggles while running for????

Is that supposed to make balls magicaly fly away from your face... dont know about you guys, but the back of my hand is just as hard as the goggle lense....

I keep seeing that in paintball mags, and on the LA 04 dvd I just got... Its a little strange, guys running for two seconds with the hands in front of their faces... its like... "ah.. I cant see where im going, and whats on the other side of the feild, but apparently I look AGG... because i have a pink marker with an unnessiarily long barrel, and excessive headwear...."

what ever happened to just playing paintball... I remember when it was still cool to wear camo on the speedball feilds....
haha


strange times...

[ilikePB]

... "ah.. I cant see where im going, and whats on the other side of the feild, but apparently I look AGG... because i have a pink marker with an unnessiarily long barrel, and excessive headwear...."

HAHAHA, it's so true.

If you wear the right gloves you will get bounces, if it's your bare hand there is no point, but with certain gloves you can get a good amount of bounces.

[minimag03]

yeah, what the hell is with the hand in front of the goggles while running for????

I do that off the break sometimes or if I'm running to a really small buncker. It is because thr pale of your hand is softer than your mask, and it is easier to get a bounce. I've been told by players wih 20+ years that it is a good idea.

[P8ntBallBoom]

In responce to fanatics post.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

I still wear and will always wear camo on the speedball field. I have Proto Switch goggles and I wear a camo hat backwards. My gun is completely black and entirely legal.

All that AGG crap is STUPID. Who gives a crap how you look. People are more impressed by how someone plays vs. how they look. Also, wearing all that crap the AGG way would be HORRIBLY uncomfortable and ugly.

'Nuff said.