Oh Jeez... I should be on MTV's Jackass

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  • Butterfingers
    PhD in Automagology
    • Jan 2001
    • 2263
    #1

    Oh Jeez... I should be on MTV's Jackass

    I tried shooting one year old diablo blaze crappy feild paint I found in my sub-freezing garage today. It was all crusty dimpled and had this white powdery crap on it.

    Forget about it... didnt even make it past the hopper paddles. Ended up spooging up the inside of the hopper and my warp feed.

    All that cleaning for nothing...
    Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags
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    • OldSchoolMag
      Underpant Stealing Monkey
      • Jul 2001
      • 494
      #2
      I've got half a pack of large Brass Eagle in my 85 degree attic, been there since the 110 degree summer. Want it to try and balance things out?
      Coming Soon:
      Who knows anymore...

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        • Butterfingers
          PhD in Automagology
          • Jan 2001
          • 2263
          #3
          Good thinking...

          Maybe if we mix em together real good they will transfer thier crappiness to each other. Cause we all know 2 wrongs always make a right.
          Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags

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            • Thordic
              AFTICA
              • May 2001
              • 5986
              #4
              I should be on jackass... I zapped myself with a friend's stungun once to see what it would feel like

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                • bunkerking
                  YATTA!!!!
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 161
                  #5
                  sounds like an inteligent move, what possesed you to do such a brilliant thing?
                  2k1 Lockout Edition acid wash free flow cocker.
                  Originally posted by FatMan
                  4. Paintball underwear - they have everything else, why not underwear that absorbs sweat before it runs down my crack and won't ride up in my crotch rubbing a rash that lasts for days.
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                    • tremis
                      Friction Circle
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 191
                      #6
                      A few years back I disassembled the reg on a full AA nitro system. Similar to the rex, but back before they slimmed it down. The guage said 0. I never bothered to open the slide check. I just wondered if it looked like my mag on the inside. Well I found some of the insides, the reg nut and spring pack are still in that ceiling. Talk about stupid.
                      " Free thinkers are dangerous"


                      www.tremis.us

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                        • Linkin
                          Team Disaster
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 69
                          #7
                          Lol,
                          I live by a cow pasture, one day i went out there and touched the electric fence. It was awesome! lol.

                          Another time, i tried to stick my toe into the outlet on the wall. I am also a pyro


                          ~Team Disaster~

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                            • Micromag5371
                              Irrelevant Misguided Man
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 246
                              #8
                              I'm a....... Shall we say, Strange Person

                              i pulled a jackass move at a skatepark... i went up to a quarter pipe and took the grind rail off, and i stood holding the rail like a jousting rod about 100 feet away...from a chain link fence. well, i ran as fast and as hard as i could into the fence holding the rail like a jousting pole, and when i hit it, lets assume that it launched me straight backwards through the air about 5 feet and i landed straight on my elbow, still holding the pole...
                              if anybody is dumb enuff to try it its pretty fun. just dont land on your elbow.

                              M
                              This Event Really Did happen On the West Coast Of The U.S.A. In WWII the Japanese Constructed Balloons With Bombs On Them. They Would Float Them Into The U.S.A. Through The Pacific Airstream That Crossed The pacific.

                              "A little while after WWII, some kids on a fieldtrip discovered an unexploded bomb. They threw rocks at it until they got some real results." <-- The Moral? DO NOT THROW ROCKS!

                              "Is It Possible To Measure Peer Pressure In PSI?"
                              micromag s/n 003554
                              need a pic?- http://www.geocities.com/unblood/Paintball.html

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                                • drake9
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 50
                                  #9
                                  if theres a ******* at your field drop one of thos balls into his hopper



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                                    • hubadlatimmy
                                      I like pie
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 727
                                      #10
                                      Me and a friend made out own jackass video last year and i was on top of the ice house (used for fishing in the winter up here in the northland for those of you who don't know) And he hit me with a shovel and I feel 6 feet to the hard ice and snow. it hurt
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