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  • cphilip
    Former Moderator

    • Jun 2026
    • 16216

    #16
    Naw he is Ok. Perhaps he just donesn't know the several online personalities I use to liven things up. And Dirty Ole Unka Phil is one of them (the post I used above it him). Thats the old lecherous dude that gives out the "candy" to all the ladies. There are several others that come out from time to time. Some of you remember one of my Chat personalities, Tommy Gaye. Who would spoof on Tom and talk about the "New level Tensies and asking you Boyz how you tweeked em" Things like that. All in good fun and never ment to offend anyone. But if it does offend you then I appologize. It was meant to lighten things up. Sometimes I read a topic and it just strikes me. I go into that thought pattern of that personality.

    But I do think most people know its all an act and in fun. At least it's ment to be. And its sort of traditional now. I been doing it, off and on, for years now. I have not used them in a while. Just not felt creative enough lately and felt the place had become to hostile for them. Perhaps I was right on that in the first place... But its all cool. No hostility here. No harm meant at all.


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    • RTDynaflow
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 320

      #17
      Originally posted by cphilip
      Naw he is Ok. Perhaps he just donesn't know the several online personalities I use to liven things up. And Dirty Ole Unka Phil is one of them (the post I used above it him). Thats the old lecherous dude that gives out the "candy" to all the ladies. There are several others that come out from time to time. Some of you remember one of my Chat personalities, Tommy Gaye. Who would spoof on Tom and talk about the "New level Tensies and asking you Boyz how you tweeked em" Things like that. All in good fun and never ment to offend anyone. But if it does offend you then I appologize. It was meant to lighten things up. Sometimes I read a topic and it just strikes me. I go into that thought pattern of that personality.

      But I do think most people know its all an act and in fun. At least it's ment to be. And its sort of traditional now. I been doing it, off and on, for years now. I have not used them in a while. Just not felt creative enough lately and felt the place had become to hostile for them. Perhaps I was right on that in the first place... But its all cool. No hostility here. No harm meant at all.
      Heh phil read my last post... I guess I haven't been around you guys long to enough for you know when I am joking... O well.. it was meant as a joke =p I wasn't offended. I guess you just... lol I just realized you thought I was someone else talking about me. This is how threads get derailed. I should attempt to do more mod harassing in PMs...

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      • cphilip
        Former Moderator

        • Jun 2026
        • 16216

        #18
        Originally posted by RTDynaflow
        Heh phil read my last post... I guess I haven't been around you guys long to enough for you know when I am joking... O well.. it was meant as a joke =p I wasn't offended. I guess you just... lol I just realized you thought I was someone else talking about me. This is how threads get derailed. I should attempt to do more mod harassing in PMs...
        LOL.... I missed that it was you again! Ah me.... time to get some sleep eh?

        Hey. Any of you remember "See-Feel-up"? He not been around for a LONG time... he might come back!!!!


        AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

        cphilip.com

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        • RTDynaflow
          Registered User
          • Aug 2004
          • 320

          #19
          Originally posted by cphilip
          LOL.... I missed that it was you again! Ah me.... time to get some sleep eh?

          Hey. Any of you remember "See-Feel-up"? He not been around for a LONG time... he might come back!!!!

          Is he anything like Dirtybunny, cause that will be some good popcorn reading...

          Back on topic.... Add phil for a vike vote.

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          • magmanl337
            Do you want a banana?
            • Jul 2002
            • 936

            #20
            You're very lucky your mom will give you any money. Hehe, everytime i ask my mom for any money, she says she doesnt have it. Last time i looked in her account S*he has over 9500 o well, i guess she hates me I'd honestly go with a ebladed orracle. Go to www.bradyspaintball.com, any order over $200 is free shipping!!

            *edited for people with smart-mouthed remarks
            Last edited by magmanl337; 10-13-2004, 12:46 AM.


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            • BlackWeenie
              Registered User
              • Jan 2004
              • 525

              #21
              Originally posted by magmanl337
              You're very lucky your mom will give you any money. Hehe, everytime i ask my mom for any money, she says she doesnt have it. Last time i looked in her account he has over 9500 o well, i guess she hates me I'd honestly go with a ebladed orracle. Go to www.bradyspaintball.com, any order over $200 is free shipping!!
              ewwwwwww! his mom is a hermaphrodite!!

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              • Automaggot68

                #22
                Originally posted by BlackWeenie
                ewwwwwww! his mom is a hermaphrodite!!
                Dude.
                you have N O freakin idea how crazy his mother is.
                BAT $@%# NUTS man.
                I came over today, to pick up money for his old man's viking, and she answers the door, and is like, MARK ALREADY GAVE TO THE SALVATION ARMY.
                We knew she wasn't joking, and then she talked about his buddy jeff, and how she wants to date him.
                My name is Derek, but she Calls me Dereks.
                One time, he's like , YOURE GOING TO USE MY VAN BUT YOU WONT PAY FOR MY SON'S ADMISSION TO PLAY?

                We were all like,WTF, WERE TAKING MY CAR CRAZY LADY

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                • magmanl337
                  Do you want a banana?
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 936

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Automaggot68
                  Dude.
                  you have N O freakin idea how crazy his mother is.
                  BAT $@%# NUTS man.
                  I came over today, to pick up money for his old man's viking, and she answers the door, and is like, MARK ALREADY GAVE TO THE SALVATION ARMY.
                  We knew she wasn't joking, and then she talked about his buddy jeff, and how she wants to date him.
                  My name is Derek, but she Calls me Dereks.
                  One time, he's like , YOURE GOING TO USE MY VAN BUT YOU WONT PAY FOR MY SON'S ADMISSION TO PLAY?

                  We were all like,WTF, WERE TAKING MY CAR CRAZY LADY
                  I second that. We were driving to school today, and my mom saw some kid cross the street and scream "ANNA-CAARRLLOOOO" thats what she calls my brother, but his name is karl.


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                  • boardfu
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 83

                    #24
                    Lol That would definately throw the kid off. I like messing with random people.... Generally a nice "boobs!" or "asshat!" yelled out the car window is enough to get that priceless confused look on thier face.
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                    • nirvana1234
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 242

                      #25
                      Originally posted by magmanl337
                      You're very lucky your mom will give you any money. Hehe, everytime i ask my mom for any money, she says she doesnt have it. Last time i looked in her account S*he has over 9500 o well, i guess she hates me I'd honestly go with a ebladed orracle. Go to www.bradyspaintball.com, any order over $200 is free shipping!!

                      *edited for people with smart-mouthed remarks
                      yea i know im lucky ahe also said she would pay for my field admission fee whenever i go. i love my mommy. but i do do a lot of work around the house.

                      im either between a trix. freestyle,or just not saving myy own money from like 2 or 3 montrhjs and getting a b2k. i havent tried a cocker yet soo yea.

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                      • Bolter
                        Hardcore casual
                        • May 2003
                        • 1223

                        #26
                        05 Angel Speed. They are 600 - 700 pounds over here. Can't be that different over there.
                        Bolter
                        Storm Uk

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                        • Teamslayer76
                          I want my Sig back
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 480

                          #27
                          If i were you id get a pimped out mag. Or a Emag maybe a Xmag if you can find one.
                          Fast effiectent and has eyes. Also its not toattly electronic so you can go in "mech" mode on a emag. Its like a backup gun built in to your regular gun.
                          I'll have to take it out to dinner and a movie first. Will it go see AVP? - Halliday On "Will you date my valve?"

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                          • The Frymarker

                            #28
                            Originally posted by cphilip
                            Post me up a picture of your Mom so I can tell how "nice" she really is.... then I might got some candy for her....

                            HAHA Yeah like when you posted that pole in friendly .......I was like where is Unka Phil coming from that day

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                            • slade
                              Carpe Noctem
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3442

                              #29
                              youre lucky man, for my birthday i got two magazines and a few paintball dvds . anyway, for the price range id say go with a used dm3, and spend the rest of the money on upgrades/accessories and paint. either that or a viking, or save a bit and get a freestyle.
                              xvalve, ule body, logic vert frame, WWA barrel
                              68/30 PE nitro tank
                              cp unimount
                              halo B

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                              • cphilip
                                Former Moderator

                                • Jun 2026
                                • 16216

                                #30
                                Originally posted by The Frymarker
                                HAHA Yeah like when you posted that pole in friendly .......I was like where is Unka Phil coming from that day
                                Unka Phil is very very bad.... very bad....



                                AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                                cphilip.com

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