I Hate Eggs

[gc82000]

Well technically eggies are force fed hoppers, but they really do suck. I still consider them to be gravity fed.

This reminds me of a joke:
A bunch of Sorority sisters go into a bar order a round and make a toast 3-4 years. They continue this through out the night so finally the bartender ask them what is the toast "3-4 years" mean. One replies with much excitement, "Oh we just finished a puzzle in a week, but the box said 3-4 years. "

ok I will go to bed now.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

It is kinda hard to close the battery lid.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Which is why god created duct-tape.

[HoppysMag]

thats why my loading device rules!



if you screw up putting this back together, you should be shot

[TheRebel]

should i put tape over the whole left by the new boarD?

[master_alexander]

Definatley User Error

[White_Noise]

Well technically eggies are force fed hoppers, but they really do suck. I still consider them to be gravity fed.

no.


by no stretch of the imagination is an egg a forcefeed hopper. it is an aggitating hopper with a tray. that is all. in order for a hopper to be a "force feed" hopper, there must be constant tension on the ball stack in the feed tube.(halo, q loader) the egg however does not do this, and only aggitates the balls into place.

--mike

[Won Hunglo]

Rule 1:

You have to smarter than the equipment you are working on.

[Bob_da_Splatman]

Rule 1:

You have to smarter than the equipment you are working on.

WOW that sounds familiar.....hmmmmm..........

Step1: Be Smarter Than the Meterials you are Dealing with.

Step2: If not Smarter Than the Materials you are Dealing with Please take Yourself out of the Gene Pool.

[AnArchist_1944]

ROFL

[Evil1]

I have 2 eggs right now. One z board one without. And aside from them feeding fast enough for most guns, they really are built like garbage. They feed kind of fast and they don't eat batteries as bad as a halo b but they even feel crappy. And I can see how it could be easy to mix up the way the wires go. They will fit on the pins either way you put them on. And as some one said up top, it requires much more skill to disassemble or reassemble a halo b. Me and 2 buddies of mine all bought rip drive kits and we decided to do them together, I ended up doing mine and both of theirs.

[bryceeden]

wait till the lids start to break every two weeks

Lids, feed necks, and battery doors. I have broken 17 evo 2 hoppers beond repair, I finnaly just gave up on them.

[Bolter]

try working on halos. Eggs are a dream in comparison!!

[Automaggot68]

Remember that post yesterday, where I had said that the bar had been raised?
.....
Well...That bar has yet again been raised.

Hahah,you SHOULD have posted, "WTF the Egg is gay because I made it that way, and I have no idea how to properly use a period."

If you're going to post like that, take it someplace else....like......PBnation. C'mon. I thought this was a problem. No, it was ' My Egg is Gay'.

Has anyone ever been to the Matrix Owners Group? Specialblend referred me to it, and they have the BEST rules EVAR. this thread would have been DELETENATED.

[magmanl337]

Things to do with Eggs:

-Use the shells as bobbers when deap sea fishing
-Use half a shell to pick up paintballs you WONT be feeding with the piece of junk
-Use it to fill your Q-loader; the hopper that actually works
-Use it to fix that problem of a bottom heavy gun
-Laugh at it


just a few things, lets add some stuff guys!!