Newer cheaper paintballs

[Halliday]

You would be suprised what can be shot through a field rental Model 98.
A guy brought down some bulk boxes of "Nut Poppers," kind of like cheeze balls. Nut Poppers tend to break down the barrel with a "shotgun" effect and have very little range. A tube of Chapstick makes a VERY satisfiying thud and explosion.

[automagkid24]

I was at my local field (velocity) and i found out that throwing paintballs in novice games and getting ppl out is quite fun. And then this guy offered me his sick *** phantom for the next concept game. And now i think im going to go into stock class.

[Automaggot68]

i've done EXACTLY what you're talking about, only I used the Reese's bites. I shot the wall at my grandmother's backyard, and she never put two and two together.

[Evil1]

I remember a long time ago, probably 7 or 8 years ago, I took my old tracer and shot one of my grandma's knitting needles out of it. I put all of these stabilizers I made out of foam around the shaft of the needle so the air wouldn't blow by it and it shot hard enough to go about 50 feet across my grandparent's back yard and stick into this big oak tree in their
back yard. It didn't just barely stick either. It was in the tree bark about 1/2 inch. I know that this was very stupid to do. I was just an idiotic teen who thought knew everything at the time.

[norritt]

Yeah,

This is just meant to be funny fellas... and yes i mean whopper as in malted milk balls.

I actually relized this when, when I reached for my bowl of whoppers (bought at walmart after halloween for dirt cheap) and noticed a case of paintballs sitting right next to it. - thank god i didnt accidently grab a paintball and chomp on it.

anyways,

this was just meant to be a lil random humor - lighten up enjoy a whopper, and ponder the future of our nation.

Norritt

[thecavemankevin]

mini marshmellows make good indoor pistol amo. get a couple friends with pistols and got at it in your house

[BobTheCow]

mini marshmellows make good indoor pistol amo. get a couple friends with pistols and got at it in your house

I've done that!! Except we're all poor, and didn't have pistols... we took a couple of those marshmallows, mashed them up together, then jammed them in the end of a barrel, and ran around the room using paintball barrels like blow guns, shooting compressed marshmallow bits at eachother.

[Chronobreak]

yes marshmallows are funner and a bit more harmless

warewolf-congrats on 1kth post

yeah....stupid thread thoguh

[sneakyhacker420]

how about buying paintballs from a wholesaler... yah... thats cheaper


and for whoppers... no... just no.

[abunkerer]

Whoppers? How about a big mac?

[Gunther_mag_user]

whoppers? bah, everlasting gobstoppers, measured in at almost exactly .688


(p.s. do not shoot people with gobstoppers)



Gunther

[Rokudon]

whoppers? bah, everlasting gobstoppers, measured in at almost exactly .688


(p.s. do not shoot people with gobstoppers)



Gunther

or anything else for that matter...

[SOAD8789]

hmmm.....marshmallows are very fun to shoot. they dont even need to be squished up. though, they do still leave a welt (if within 10 feet which also seems to be the range where it keeps accuracy)

im gonna have to try whoppers though. already tried paper....shot myself in the foot....i didnt think the paper would make me bleed though..

this was a funny thread....

[justjoshin590]

o the fun ive had with my friends stock 98c barrel.......
damn that thing can take some abuse, betst hing we ever tryed, was a dart, using three pieces of foam to hold it in place....that poor cat
kidding

[Rokudon]

...you people need to stop using sabots...(what padding around the round that is discarded after shot is called, either that or its the whole round+ padding) seriously, you're just remaking the Steyr ACR still dont understand why people rejected that gun...