REVOLUTIONARY NEW TRIGGER AND FEED SYSTEM(50 BPS) iITS THE G MOUSE

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  • vomit-fish

    #1

    REVOLUTIONARY NEW TRIGGER AND FEED SYSTEM(50 BPS) iITS THE G MOUSE

    ok guys this is a new style of paintball me and friend are marketing.


    G MOUSE


    it is also our key point in marketing our new system of paintball


    TIRED OF THOSE TIRED FINGERS?
    SICK OF WALKING OR RAKING A TRIGGER ALL DAY AND ONLY SEEING 20-25 BPS?

    OUR NEW SYSTEM WILL GARAUNTEE FAST AND MORE CONSISTENT SHOOTING.

    OUR SYSTEM COMES WITH 2 BREEDING MICE AND 5 MICE READY TO RUN!!

    OUR SYSTEM IS A WHEEL THAT CONNECTS TO YOUR GUN AND TRIGGER FRAME

    THE MICE THEN RUN IN THE WHEEL WHICH TURNS A RAMSHAFT CYCLING YOUR GUN AT OVER 50 BPS

    KEEP THE MICE IN A COOLR SO THEY DONT TIRE THEMSLEVES OUT BEFORE THE GAME

    THESE MICE ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO RUN WHEN THEY HIT THE WARM AIR

    YOU CAN EVEN KEEP AN EXTRA MOUSE IN A POD IN YOUR PACK.... JUST BE SURE TO ADD SOME ICE.

    FORMULA 51 IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR THE FEMALE MOUSE

    FORMULA 51 IS BASICALLY A LOVE JUICE THAT PEAKS HER SEXUAL PEFORMANCE

    IT IS ALSO A GENETICALLY ENGINEERING AGENT THAT MAKES GIANT MICE

    THESE MICE ARE GARAUNTEED TO CYCLE YOUR GUN AT EXCESS OF 50 CPS

    NEW BOARDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ALL INTIMIDATORS, MATRIXS, IMPULSES,NEW SHOCKERS,ANGELS,BUSHYS,NME,NERVE AND ALL AKALMP GUNS

    A NEW TRIGGER SYSTEM FOR COCKERS IS ALSO AVAILABLE, IT CONVERTS A COMPLETELY MECH COCKER TO ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED FRONT BLOCK AND BOARD

    OUR SYSTEM ALSO COMES INTEGRATED WITH A FEED SYSTEM CALLED "THE SANCHEZ"(patent pending)

    THIS FEED SYSTEM IS A CO2 POWERED SYSTEM KIND OF LIKE A Q LOADER BUT WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF SRPINGS AND ALL THE POWER OF CO2

    12 GRAM CARTRIDGES WILL BE AVAILABLE WITH MOUSE EMBLEMS EARLY DECEMBER

    OUR WEBSITE IS NOT CURRENTLY UP SO POST HERE

    WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED RESOURCES

    IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER WITH US CONTACT ME OR MY ASSOCIATE ON AIM

    AIM IS NIRVANSON4LIFE OR ROCKANDROLLGUY

    AFTER U REGISTER WITH US U WILL RECIEVE AN INFORMATION PACKAGE THRU THE MAIL

    FOR EVERY G MOUSE YOU SELL YOU WILL RECIEVE A 40 DOLLAR COMMISION

    THIS SYSTEM IS ALREADY PATENTED SO DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ANY MOCK UP SYSTEMS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE FACING AA LAWSUIT BEYOND BELIEF. WE HAVE ALREADY ENGAGED IN SEVERAL LAWSUITS PERTAINING TO THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. WE HAVE SETTLED OUR LAWSUITS AFTER 3 HARD YEARS OF FIGHTING AND ARE NOW READY TO MARKET OUR PRODUCT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

    THANK YOU AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR HELP MARKETING OUR PRODUCT

    WE PROMISE YOU WILL BE THE ONLY ONE AT THE FEILD WITH A BIOENGINEERED GUN

    PICTURES WILL BE FORTHCOMING THIS WEEKEND,POSSIBLY A VIDEO OF THE LOADING PROCESS
    Last edited by Guest; 11-09-2004, 08:06 AM. Reason: pictures
  • BobTheCow63
    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
    • Dec 2002
    • 3832

    #2
    Stop shouting at me...
    Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

    AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

    Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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    • thecavemankevin
      the living un-banned
      • Feb 2001
      • 4346

      #3
      hey man, just so you know TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOUR YELLING!!


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      My feed back

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      • Wc Keep

        #4
        This Was Pretty Gay. Ive Never Seen Something So Wasteful In My Life.

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        • LaW
          Why play?
          • Oct 2000
          • 3124

          #5
          wasted my life and possibly yours? sorry man I didnt find it that funny

          Please also dont type in caps that is really annoying... :)
          Taking a long needed leave of the sport to finish school and tour the country

          b2k3w/pds, vaporized, vapor valve, aka sidewinder, chaos chip, palmer rock lpr, CP barrels, 68/45 hyperflow

          B2k3 w/pds and bunch of upgrades for sale

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          • Jackel411
            East Coast Anarchy...WHAT!
            • Jan 2003
            • 882

            #6
            Wow I dont know what was of a greater amount... the wasted brain cells used to create that or the bandwith used to post that...
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            • felony
              Awesome
              • Feb 2002
              • 1216

              #7
              actually ill take 1 board for my timmy.
              :dance:

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              • m20power
                Registered User
                • Oct 2003
                • 136

                #8
                You owe me 4 miniutes of my life back.
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                SCM, Mighty Max

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                • adt501
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 140

                  #9
                  sorry man, i already have a patent on this

                  my loader uses well trained gerbils

                  i do have prior art to back my legal claim, but its on video, and its quit racey
                  "Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart" - Fight Club

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