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  • vomit-fish

    #1

    Repost The G Mouse 50 Cps Easily (dont Close It, This Is Real!!!

    ok guys this is a new style of paintball me and friend are marketing.


    G MOUSE


    it is also our key point in marketing our new system of paintball


    TIRED OF THOSE TIRED FINGERS?
    SICK OF WALKING OR RAKING A TRIGGER ALL DAY AND ONLY SEEING 20-25 BPS?

    OUR NEW SYSTEM WILL GARAUNTEE FAST AND MORE CONSISTENT SHOOTING.

    OUR SYSTEM COMES WITH 2 BREEDING MICE AND 5 MICE READY TO RUN!!

    OUR SYSTEM IS A WHEEL THAT CONNECTS TO YOUR GUN AND TRIGGER FRAME

    THE MICE THEN RUN IN THE WHEEL WHICH TURNS A RAMSHAFT CYCLING YOUR GUN AT OVER 50 BPS

    KEEP THE MICE IN A COOLR SO THEY DONT TIRE THEMSLEVES OUT BEFORE THE GAME

    THESE MICE ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO RUN WHEN THEY HIT THE WARM AIR

    YOU CAN EVEN KEEP AN EXTRA MOUSE IN A POD IN YOUR PACK.... JUST BE SURE TO ADD SOME ICE.

    FORMULA 51 IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR THE FEMALE MOUSE

    FORMULA 51 IS BASICALLY A LOVE JUICE THAT PEAKS HER SEXUAL PEFORMANCE

    IT IS ALSO A GENETICALLY ENGINEERING AGENT THAT MAKES GIANT MICE

    THESE MICE ARE GARAUNTEED TO CYCLE YOUR GUN AT EXCESS OF 50 CPS

    NEW BOARDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ALL INTIMIDATORS, MATRIXS, IMPULSES,NEW SHOCKERS,ANGELS,BUSHYS,NME,NERVE AND ALL AKALMP GUNS

    A NEW TRIGGER SYSTEM FOR COCKERS IS ALSO AVAILABLE, IT CONVERTS A COMPLETELY MECH COCKER TO ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED FRONT BLOCK AND BOARD

    OUR SYSTEM ALSO COMES INTEGRATED WITH A FEED SYSTEM CALLED "THE SANCHEZ"(patent pending)

    THIS FEED SYSTEM IS A CO2 POWERED SYSTEM KIND OF LIKE A Q LOADER BUT WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF SRPINGS AND ALL THE POWER OF CO2

    12 GRAM CARTRIDGES WILL BE AVAILABLE WITH MOUSE EMBLEMS EARLY DECEMBER

    OUR WEBSITE IS NOT CURRENTLY UP SO POST HERE

    WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED RESOURCES

    IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER WITH US CONTACT ME OR MY ASSOCIATE ON AIM

    AIM IS NIRVANSON4LIFE OR ROCKANDROLLGUY

    AFTER U REGISTER WITH US U WILL RECIEVE AN INFORMATION PACKAGE THRU THE MAIL

    FOR EVERY G MOUSE YOU SELL YOU WILL RECIEVE A 40 DOLLAR COMMISION

    THIS SYSTEM IS ALREADY PATENTED SO DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ANY MOCK UP SYSTEMS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE FACING AA LAWSUIT BEYOND BELIEF. WE HAVE ALREADY ENGAGED IN SEVERAL LAWSUITS PERTAINING TO THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. WE HAVE SETTLED OUR LAWSUITS AFTER 3 HARD YEARS OF FIGHTING AND ARE NOW READY TO MARKET OUR PRODUCT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

    THANK YOU AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR HELP MARKETING OUR PRODUCT

    WE PROMISE YOU WILL BE THE ONLY ONE AT THE FEILD WITH A BIOENGINEERED GUN

    PICTURES WILL BE FORTHCOMING THIS WEEKEND,POSSIBLY A VIDEO OF THE LOADING PROCESS
  • chairman_mao
    Boom Bazooka Joe
    • Nov 2003
    • 1032

    #2
    This is frickin rediculous this is the third post that I've seen that is exactly the SAME. Stop spamming the forums and if you must post please learn to take the CAPS LOCK OFF
    My Feedback

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    • BobTheCow63
      IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
      • Dec 2002
      • 3832

      #3
      You're just begging for a whack from the ban stick.
      Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

      AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

      Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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      • vomit-fish

        #4
        guys...im sorry i had to repost it but they closed my other thread....i think that other guy reposted it cuz he wanted more info and there was no thread to post on. this is a very serious matter and i will have pics very shortly....plz dont close my thread...and will an admin please delete my old thread, the one that is closed.

        sorry to bother anyone but i take pride in my creations and i dont appreciate mockery

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        • JimmyBeam
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 1105

          #5
          Originally posted by vomit-fish
          guys...im sorry i had to repost it but they closed my other thread....i think that other guy reposted it cuz he wanted more info and there was no thread to post on. this is a very serious matter and i will have pics very shortly....plz dont close my thread...and will an admin please delete my old thread, the one that is closed.

          sorry to bother anyone but i take pride in my creations and i dont appreciate mockery
          threads get closed for a reason. its not wise to re-open them.

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          • vomit-fish

            #6
            and i kno everyone makes mistakes...so plz dont make the same mistake twice...dont close my post plz.

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            • cphilip
              Former Moderator

              • Jun 2026
              • 16216

              #7
              I am going to let this one run a bit. See whats up.

              People.... don't take things so serious. Have we all become so jadded we can't take a joke?

              I will be watching this thread carefully.


              AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

              cphilip.com

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              • magman007
                I <3 my Penis
                • Jun 2001
                • 7579

                #8
                this is such a retarded idea, honestly. if there even was a shred of truth to this idiiotic idea, no one would buy it any ways. first off, people dont like mice, 2nd off, it isnt tourny legal, 3rd off, most markers on the market, with exceptions of some well tuned aka markers, cant even cycle 50cps. dude, you are retarded, and im gunna pull something verry pbn'ish and call PICS OR SHENANAGAINS.

                what has the world come to?



                Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
                "That's right!
                WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
                ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
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                • LittlePaintballBoy

                  #9
                  Originally posted by vomit-fish
                  THIS SYSTEM IS ALREADY PATENTED SO DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ANY MOCK UP SYSTEMS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE FACING AA LAWSUIT BEYOND BELIEF. WE HAVE ALREADY ENGAGED IN SEVERAL LAWSUITS PERTAINING TO THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. WE HAVE SETTLED OUR LAWSUITS AFTER 3 HARD YEARS OF FIGHTING AND ARE NOW READY TO MARKET OUR PRODUCT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
                  Strangely I find it hard you have won lawsuits when you can't, you know, spell.

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                  • xXHavokXx
                    Section XIII.
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 860

                    #10
                    Originally posted by magman007
                    this is such a retarded idea, honestly. if there even was a shred of truth to this idiiotic idea, no one would buy it any ways. first off, people dont like mice, 2nd off, it isnt tourny legal, 3rd off, most markers on the market, with exceptions of some well tuned aka markers, cant even cycle 50cps. dude, you are retarded, and im gunna pull something verry pbn'ish and call PICS OR SHENANAGAINS.

                    what has the world come to?

                    Agreed. SHENS!!!!!

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                    • Chris42050
                      Splatmaster Tech
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 567

                      #11
                      This is stupid. It wasn't funny the first time why would it be funny the third time? Either start makin this thing funny (with pictures or something) or give it up.

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                      • Creative Mayhem
                        AO's OFFICIAL CANUCK
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 3633

                        #12
                        I CALL BULL!!!!!




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                        • TheTramp
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4019

                          #13
                          I'll take 3 G-Mice.
                          "Relax. Don't worry. Have a Home Brew."
                          -Charlie Papazian

                          Feedback: http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...threadid=40134

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                          • SCpoloRicker
                            HA HA I'm custom!!1
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4375

                            #14
                            Friendly corner as a compromise??

                            Die in a fire
                            God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                            • Dayspring
                              aka- The Day Wang

                              • May 2001
                              • 9664

                              #15
                              Hit 'em with the ban stick... If any other member did this, they'd get banned... Why are these guys the exception?

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