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  • slade
    Carpe Noctem
    • Apr 2004
    • 3442

    #16
    Originally posted by Lethargic
    Really? Shoot, I need to start spamming more often!
    oh sorry, i meant kitten. no one cares about christians .

    i want to see the actual statistics sometime, but i would bet that newspapers receive about 10x the number of e-mails/letters/phone calls for animal abuse stories as they do for child abuse/homicide/other human abuse stories. animals are cute and fuzzy and people are scum.




    (in case anyone didnt realize i was joking with that last part)
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    • fire1811
      Firefighter
      • Nov 2002
      • 4930

      #17
      in before the lock
      "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

      Alway Remember *343*

      Si vis pacem, para bellum

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      • Fred
        AO Zealot
        • Feb 2002
        • 2624

        #18
        Manike illustrated it best..

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        • -=Squid=-

          #19
          This thread gets an F.

          - Goro

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          • slade
            Carpe Noctem
            • Apr 2004
            • 3442

            #20
            Originally posted by sue1984
            6. Thou shall not commit adultry with spam
            gah!!!!!

            ok their are a few ways to look at that... all of them disturbing.



            *edit*

            Originally posted by sue1984
            4. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour with spam
            5. Thou shall not kill with spam
            how do you do that?
            that would be... interesting.
            Last edited by slade; 11-26-2004, 10:27 PM.
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            • gc82000
              LNIB just a few scratches
              • Mar 2004
              • 1346

              #21
              to kill with spam just feed it to them, they will have a heart attack worse then Bill. What was it the five finger heart technique?

              To bear false witness is to say your neighbor likes spam.
              I am a declared Carb lover.

              Member and president of the Anti-Atkins Group.

              Advocate for the promotion of Rice, the truest sticky icky.

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              • slade
                Carpe Noctem
                • Apr 2004
                • 3442

                #22
                Originally posted by gc82000
                to kill with spam just feed it to them, they will have a heart attack worse then Bill. What was it the five finger heart technique?

                To bear false witness is to say your neighbor likes spam.
                the five finger exploding heart technique!!
                or something like that...

                and no, i think the "bear false witness" is to say your neighbor committed adultery with spam!!!





                damn im up late, its 2 here...

                oh well g'night AO!!
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                • magmanl337
                  Do you want a banana?
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 936

                  #23
                  Reason 11:

                  11. cphillip


                  You can kill our leader, but you will never stop the revolution!
                  - R.I.P. LPB


                  Member #2 of the French Bread Pizza Brigade

                  TTLSHIWWYAUAAWSH

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                  • BobTheCow63
                    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3832

                    #24
                    Originally posted by magmanl337
                    Reason 11:

                    11. cphillip
                    Last edited by MarkM : Yesterday at 08:48 PM.

                    Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

                    AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

                    Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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                    • PAINTBALLNEWBIE
                      Je mange du poulet. mmmmm
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2666

                      #25
                      maybe this person just has a really "F***ed up" sense of humour????

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                      • nirvana1234
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 242

                        #26
                        Originally posted by PAINTBALLNEWBIE
                        maybe this person just has a really "F***ed up" sense of humour????
                        maybe he was just F***ed up

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                        • gc82000
                          LNIB just a few scratches
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1346

                          #27
                          So is he banned?
                          I am a declared Carb lover.

                          Member and president of the Anti-Atkins Group.

                          Advocate for the promotion of Rice, the truest sticky icky.

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                          • slade
                            Carpe Noctem
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3442

                            #28
                            Originally posted by gc82000
                            So is he banned?
                            yeah mark edited the post and banned him/her. thats why it says "banned" in the caption under his/her name.
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                            • justjoshin590
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 163

                              #29
                              somebody get the keys, its time to let out mango......
                              behemoth"......redbull tates like fecal matter......"
                              Thordic"do what 14 year olds do. Grope females and have awkward sexual moments."

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                              • Deathshadow9k
                                Registered User
                                • May 2004
                                • 250

                                #30
                                11. thou shalt not talk about spam club.

                                and let this thread end, for with the banishment it is done.
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