PBN Translator

[WARPED1]

A fellow mod(Ydna) over at Shockerowners.com made this so you could understand what the hell those PBN punks are saying.

http://www.zdspb.com/media/temp/pbntranslate.html

[GT]

man the new shocker is so clean. It is super fast and accurate.

A TEH NU SHOKER IS SO A1!!1!1 OMG WTF =) IT IS SUPER FAST A ACURAET11!1! OMG WTF :P =)

awsome!

AWSOME11!1!! LOL :P

[thelane]

oh man thats great props 2 whoever did that ive benn in obn 4 bout a week ann had mabee half an idea what they were saying lol


-lane the flying skwril

[nastymag]

OH man this is great !



nice find warp

[WenULiVeUdiE]

This is awesome! Now we can take over PBn with out aggness!

THIS IS AEWSOM3!!!!1 OMG =) NOW WA A TAEK OVAR PBN WIT OUT AGNAS1!!!1!! WTF :P ROFL

Could you sense the sarcasm?

[spasticsquirrel]

now i know what they mean when they say "AU2COK3RS R RILLY ACURAET!1!!11!1111!111! OMG WTF :P =)"

new***

good thing they didn't write the first ten Amendment...

M3NDMANT I

CONGR3S SHAL MAEK NO LAW RESPECTNG A 3STABLISHMENT OF R3LIGION OR O DA FRE AX3RCIES THEYRE OR ABRIDGNG TEH FREDOM OF SPECH OR OF DA PR3S OR DA RIGHT OF DA PEOPLE PEAECABLY 2 ASEMBLE A 2 P3TITION DA GOV3RNM3NT FOR A R3DRES OF A!!11!1 WTF LOL :P ROFL =)


MENDM3NT I

A WEL REGULAETD MILITIA BNG NACESARY 2 TEH SACURITY OF A FRE STAET DA RIGHT OF TEH PEOPLE 2 KEP A BAR ARMS SHAL NOT B INFRNGED!1!1!! OMG ROFL


MENDMENT II

NO SOLDEIR SHAL IN TIEM OF PEAEC B QUARTER3D IN A HOUSA WITHOUT DA CONSANT OF TEH OWNER NOR IN TIEM OF WAR BUT IN A A 2 B PRESCRIEBD BY LAW11!1 :P ROFL


M3NDM3NT TEH RIGHT OF DA PAOPLE 2 B S3CUR3 IN THEYRE PERSONS HOUSES PAEPRS A AFACTS AGANEST UNREASONABL3 SAARCHES A SAIZUR3S SHAL NOT B VIOLAETD A NO A SHAL ISU3 BUT UPON PROBABLE CAUSE SUPORT3D BY OATH OR AFIRMATION A PARTICULARLY D3SCRIBNG DA PLAEC 2 B SAARCH3D A DA PERSONS OR THNGS 2 B S3IEZD!11!1!1 OMG WTF ROFL


MENDMENT V

NO PARSON SHAL B HALD 2 A FOR A CAPITAL OR OTH3RWIES INFMOUS CRIEM UNL3S ON A PR3S3NTM3NT OR INDICTMENT OF A A JURY 3XCAPT IN CAESS ARISNG IN TEH A OR NAVAL FORCES OR IN DA MILITIA WHEN IN ACTUAL SERVIEC IN TIEM OF WAR OR PUBLIC A NOR SHAL A PERSON B SUBJECT FOR DA SME OFENSE 2 B TWIEC PUT IN J3OPARDY OF LIEF OR LIMB NOR SHAL B COMPAL3D IN A CRIMINAL CAES 2 B A WITNAS AGANEST HIMS3LF NOR B D3PRIEVD OF LIEF LIEBRTY OR PROPARTY WITHOUT DUE PROCES OF LAW NOR SHAL PRIVAET PROPERTY B TAEKN FOR PUBLIC USA WITHOUT JUST COMPENSATION!!11! WTF LOL =)


M3NDMANT VI

IN AL CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS TEH ACUSAD SHAL 3NJOY DA RIGHT 2 A SPEDY A PUBLIC TRIAL BY A IMPARTIAL JURY OF DA STAET A DISTRICT WHEREIN DA CRIEM SHAL HAV BEN COMITED WHICH DISTRICT SHAL HAV B3N PREVIOUSLY ASCARTANE3D BY LAW A 2 B INFORMED OF DA NATUR3 A CAUS3 OF TEH ACUSATION 2 B CONFRONTED WIT DA WITNESES AGANEST HIM 2 HAV COMPULSORY PROCES FOR OBTANENG WITNESES IN HIS FAVOR A 2 HAV TEH A OF COUNS3L FOR HIS DEFENSA11!! LOL ROFL


MENDM3NT VI

IN SUITS AT COMON LAW WH3RE TEH VALUA IN CONTROVARSY SHAL EXCED TW3NTY DOLARS TEH RIGHT OF TRIAL BY JURY SHAL B PRESARVAD A NO FACT TREID BY A JURY SHAL B OTH3RWIES REXMIEND IN A COURT OF TEH UNIETD STAETS A ACORDNG 2 TEH RULAS OF TEH COMON LAW!1!111 OMG :P =)


MANDMENT VII

AXCESIEV BALE SHAL NOT B REQUIERD NOR 3XCASIEV FIENS IMPOS3D NOR CRUEL A UNUSUAL PUNISHMANTS INFLICTED11!!! OMG WTF LOL :P =)


MENDM3NT TEH ENUMERATION IN TEH CONSTITUTION OF CARTANE RIGHTS SHAL NOT B CONSTRU3D 2 DANY OR DISPARAEG OTHERS RETANEED BY DA PEOPLE!!1!11! OMG WTF =)


MENDMENT TEH POWERS NOT DALEGAETD 2 TEH UNIETD STAETS BY TEH CONSTITUTION NOR O BY IT 2 TEH STAETS R R3SERVED 2 TEH STAETS RESPECTIEVLY OR 2 DA PEOPLA!!!111! LOL :P ROFL

[SpecialBlend2786]

"ABRAHM MASLOW WAS BORN IN BROKLYN NU YORK IN 190811!!1 WTF LOL ROFL =) AFTAR STUDYNG LAW AT DA CITY COLEG3 OF NU YORK HE WANT ON 2 EARN TEH BA!!1111!1 LOL MA11!1!!1 WTF LOL ROFL A PHD!11111! ROFL IN PSYCHOLOGY FROM DA UNIEVRSITY OF WISCONSIN1!111!! OMG LOL =) H3 THAN STUDEID AT COLUMBIA WIT E!111!! :P L1!!1!1 OMG =) THORNDIEK HENCE HIS ASARTION TAHT H3 WAS TRANEAD AS A BHAVIORIST!!!!! LOL ROFL =) IN 1951 MASLOW BCM3 CHARE OF DA DEPT1!11!1 LOL :P =) OF PSYCHOLOGY AT A WH3RE HA M3T KURT GOLDSTEIN WHO INFLU3NCAD HIS IEDAS REGARDNG S3LF-ACTUALIZATION!1!!!111 WTF :P ROFL =) THRE Y3ARS AFTER BNG AL3CT3D PRASIEDNT OF DA A PSYCHOLOGICAL ASOCIATION MASLOW DEID IN CALIFORNIA IN 1970 AT DA AEG OF 62

1111 OMG LOL :P =)"

actual psych text:

"Abraham Maslow was born in Brooklyn, New York, in 1908. After studying law at the City College of New York, he went on to earn the B.A., M.A., and Ph.D. in psychology from the University of Wisconsin. He then studied at Columbia with E. L. Thorndike, hence his assertion that he was trained as a behaviorist. In 1951, Maslow became Chair of the Dept. of Psychology at Brandeis, where he met Kurt Goldstein, who influenced his ideas regarding self-actualization. Three years after being elected president of the American Psychological Association, Maslow died in California in 1970, at the age of 62."

[Muzikman]

Peter Pip3r Piked A P3k Of Pikled Papers!1111 Wtf Rofl Wh3res Da Pek Of P3pers Petar Pip3r Piked?!!!?!? Omg Wtf Lol

[jamescell]

now only if you could reverse translate so we can get there words in to ours

[SpecialBlend2786]

now only if you could reverse translate so we can get there words in to ours

lol agreed

[MonsterMag]

Automags are the best marker ever made. Every paintballer should own one. They are fast and accurate



AU2MAGS R TEH BST MARK3R AVAR MAED1!11 OMG WTF LOL :P ROFL =) 3V3RY PANETBALER SHUD OWN ON3!1!1!11 OMG WTF =) THEY R FAST A ACURAET


lol

[WARPED1]

Glad you guys are having fun with this. I bookmarked this page awhile back http://cleedo.com/pbnation.html
Can ya tell I dislike PBN?!

[Ov3rmind]

oh man thats great props 2 whoever did that ive benn in obn 4 bout a week ann had mabee half an idea what they were saying lol

Maybe we need an AO translator too.

[Glickman]

Maybe we need an AO translator too.

AO Translator:

"U R A STUPID HOMO FRAAKNG MOTHER DOG"

translates into:

"dumbass pbn'er"

[JoshK]

They need to make a translater to put in what they say, and have it come out as english...that way we wouldnt have to try and guess and see if we are right...


THIS IS SWET!!!1!!!! =) IMM FLUENT IN TEH A OF PANETBAL NATION
!1!!!!1! OMG :P ROFL =)