Your worst paintball injury

[MAGS_R_COOL]

Pure stupidity

one time, there was a ref at my field who decides to see what a just filled white frozen co2 tank feels like if you stick it on your tongue, he walks out with the tank like glued to his lips and tongue, he was running towards the sink, his tongue was pure white for like a minute.

Me personally have never really had anything bad besides gettin shot in the kidney area of your back from 5 ft away by my OWN TEAM! I was

[C_lawgik]

One tiem i was stagin adn my teammate had his gone on without the barrel bag on adn it was liek a foot form my head and the bag got bumped so...

[AGDlover]

when i was playin in my friends back yard(were out in country so the back yards are big) and i went to jump over one of his bushes and landed on my foot funny and got an inverted sprained ankle. i keep playin and did 2more games that i won after that and it hurt soooooooo bad i was limping so much.

[DiSoRdeR]

My worst paintball injury that has happened to me so far was getting shot at point blank. Left a perminant bruse located on my right side, just where the rib cage is. The worst part was he was on my team...
Would of had even greatly injuries, thank god I wear a cup. Been shot while I was wearing a cup numerous times.

[Thorno]

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I think Styg owned all of us :->
In terms of broken bones, been kinda fortunate since I love drinking orange juice (lots of Calcium). But I did have one particularly nasty incident.

I was playing woods one time when I was but a noob, and we had no chrono, it was a 1 on 2 game me bein the best and having a pump gun owned the first guy but couldn't find the second, I didn't know where the hell he was because he was wearing his dads ghillie suit so there there was no way i was gonna see him. He was shooting a tippmann and later we found out it was EXTREMELY hot. But I was walking around looking for him when BAM he was 3 feet away and thought it would be funny but he nailed me right on the tip of my dick, made a hole through my paints and nailed me right on there with a hot gun with marbalizers. So needless to say I dropped like a stone and couldn't breath for a few minutes, and was in excrutiating pain. When I looked at my crotch it was all red, so I basically freaked/cussed out, then I decided to take a look at it, the whole thing was bleeding like made, and damn was I pissed. I had to go to the hospital and I didn't let them stitch it but they dressed it and it hurt to piss for a few weeks.
Moral is wear a cup or play speedball, and watch out for your balls.
-Roger B.

[Miscue]

Found a pic of the x-ray.

Here's some more...

[C_lawgik]

looks like it hurt

[p u r e e v i l]

Hrm...

Once upon a time on a field in Cedar Springs, Michigan. A young man found himself on his new three man team facing two firmiliar faces and the sister of one of the kids on his own team member. As the count-down came, he got ready and darted off towards the snake at the right side of the field. He slid into it but came up short and went to hurl himself in hope that he may continue to slide towards the other part of the sneak.

"Rip!" Went his rotary cup as he slid into the other side of the snake. Needless to say, he did not pounce on the opportunity and he placed his gun on the ground only to grab his left arm, which was practically lifeless due to nerve damage. That'd hurt for awhile, eh?

That's my stories, fellas and ladies. Sucks...

[master_alexander]

i'm young, i can still hurt myself...but my worst would be getting shot in the "wing wang" from the side at the tip *shivers*

same here, my balls (not the ones i shoot at other people with) were pegged a couple of times by my friend and in anger with adrennaline i decidedto lite him up since he was out of paint, but then bought him a slice of pizza later after i was feeling better because felt bad that i gave him 47 welts on his chest back and booty.

and on my first game i got shot about 3 feet away (so much for the surrender rule) right on my collarbone (i think that's what it's called [so if you turn your head right and straight down from your chin]) i got shot there and it hasn't swelled down yet, from a year and a half ago. i'll also look for the correct name.

edit: looked it up, and yeah it is the tip of the collar bone

[thejesus]

1st Injury: Rushed a bunker and got tagged in my goodies. My ball bag swung like a pendulum. I cried.

2nd Injury: Throat hit from 15 feet. Actually felt my esophagus displace and then shift back into it's normal position.

Of course, this is nothing compared to some of the other stories on here. I've never broken a bone in my life. Thanks, cereal + milk every day!

[thejesus]

must contribute -
I used to play in shorts - so much so that it was almost my trademark - this stopped when I was sliding into a inflatable bunker and caught a ball flying at 280+ fps UP MY SHORT LEG AND ONTO MY B-LS - AT FULL SPEED - and I wasnt even wearing underwear.

My nether region then swelled up roughly to the size of mason jars.......never again.......

Oh.

Dear god.

No.

[thejesus]

Chopper @ VAG in Northern Virginia shot his eye out cleaning a mag. One of his eyes is now made of glass.

[magmanl337]

that should be like a official rule #1 of paintball, no shooting in the groin area at all, no one likes it done to them and can only result in major pain

I've been shot in the gooch before. I'd show u pictures but no one wants to see that..

[Fred]

I got heat exhaustion as a result of trying to play the Monster game in 100*+ weather with 95% + humidity...

that's the only time I've ever gotten to ride in an ambulance, it took the EMT's 5 tries to find a vein to start pushing fluids into me...

moral of the story: Don't go to big games alone...

---Fred

[evildead420]

Sprain my ankle while walking off the field. then reinjuring it multiple times