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  • nato
    Dont Go Dying On Me AGD
    • Sep 2002
    • 1337

    #1

    sperm and athletic ability?!?

    First off, just so everyone knows... I am NOT trying to make an immature thread here.

    Ok so this is what I am wondering. A while back I recall hearing something about how an athletic team from some other country playing football (non- american) was not permitted to have sex with their partners within a month of a game (or something to that effect). This was said to be because their performance as an athlete would suffer.

    Now this was a while back and I am curious to find out if it is in any way or form true. I figure that since xball is becoming much more of an athletic style of paintball where the players must be in shape, that this may have something to do with how you do on the field.

    If you find this too offensive then I do apologze in advance.

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  • Glickman
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    • Sep 2003
    • 2673

    #2
    Originally posted by nato
    First off, just so everyone knows... I am NOT trying to make an immature thread here.

    Ok so this is what I am wondering. A while back I recall hearing something about how an athletic team from some other country playing football (non- american) was not permitted to have sex with their partners within a month of a game (or something to that effect). This was said to be because their performance as an athlete would suffer.

    Now this was a while back and I am curious to find out if it is in any way or form true. I figure that since xball is becoming much more of an athletic style of paintball where the players must be in shape, that this may have something to do with how you do on the field.

    If you find this too offensive then I do apologze in advance.

    N.A.T.O.
    i believe it was practiced by a olymic soccer team as well, dont know which.

    i think roots of "reason" are just made up, and mean nothing really

    some say that your wasting testosterone blah blah blah..

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    • nato
      Dont Go Dying On Me AGD
      • Sep 2002
      • 1337

      #3
      Yea, thats what I believe I recall it from... man it really is hard to keep myself from saying some crass stuff at the moment. I guess I can be thankfull that I didnt have the "great" idea to post this on PBN

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      • Tyger
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        • Oct 2002
        • 1210

        #4
        http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mor...ex_sports_pkg/ A 1998 article, but it's got the soccer examples you were talking about.

        http://www.allprotraining.com/sexeffect_mauro.html A little TOO clinical, but it's probably the better article.

        Easy lookup, "Yahoo" and "Google" are your friends. Just ignore any result with the word "Cialis" or "v1@gra" in it....

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        • nato
          Dont Go Dying On Me AGD
          • Sep 2002
          • 1337

          #5
          Yea, the thing is that I'm on my dads computer and searching for things such as sperm, ejaculation, and so on may cause unecessairy talks between the two of us

          And thanks for the articles... very interesting

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          • FreakBaller12
            e-tough

            • May 2003
            • 3663

            #6
            alright everybody post up their sperm count and how good they are at sports!
            I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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            • Mike Smith
              Registered User
              • Aug 2002
              • 369

              #7
              What do lawyers and sperm have in common?







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              • BobTheCow
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                • Dec 2002
                • 3832

                #8
                If you're ever feeling down, just remember... back in the day, you were the fastest sperm of the bunch.
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                • ojhspyro89
                  The bushy man!
                  • May 2004
                  • 1078

                  #9
                  If you're ever feeling down, just remember... back in the day, you were the fastest sperm of the bunch.

                  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  lol thats awsome. I gotta remember that.
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                  • REDRT
                    Mags, Y use anything else
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1854

                    #10
                    If I remember right from school and it's been awhile. If you don't use it the body naturily recycles it per say. The body is constantly making more. I would say the reasoning of this practice of no sex before a game is more so to focus on the game more than anything else. Example when I was activly getting some on a regular bases my mind was else where alot. If you kicked me in the face I would have just smiled and went on my way. Now if you did that I rip your head off.

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                    • Wc Keep

                      #11
                      well some believe that sex prior to anything ahtletic will be using needed energy. since sex does burn calories it is taking away from calories needed to play the sport. so you would feel an effect towards the end of your game/match.

                      others believe that the good feelings obtained through sex will allow you to clear your head and perform better.

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                      • The Frymarker

                        #12
                        and this is why I'll miss AO.



                        You guys are so funny

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                        • GT
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 5786

                          #13
                          Lets be honest,

                          Most paintball players are not at the "top of thier game" physically. I would guess there are other issues, like basic physical fitness that needs to be addressed first.
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                          • FSU_Paintball
                            (well, not any longer)
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 618

                            #14
                            my canned reply for PBN:

                            Please, like this applies to any of you - everyone knows PBN kiddies never get laid
                            Of course, it's a different story here
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                            • nato
                              Dont Go Dying On Me AGD
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 1337

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FSU_Paintball
                              my canned reply for PBN:



                              Of course, it's a different story here
                              Yes FSU, us AO'ers sure do know how to boost moral after a long day at the office...

                              FATTYS



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