Anybody been on the Evil website? I was looking at some stuff, and i have to tell you, somebody who's working there is seriously screwed up in the mind. Who in the right mind would advertise something like that? It's completely stupid, like an 8-year-old wrote it. (i would write 4-year-old, but most 4-year-olds don't know how to type) Look at this, its the description for the Intimidator Bolt.
Have you ever wondered what freaking retard called these things bolts on paintball guns. I mean seriously what on earth o these things have anything to do with bolts. I have a great idea, lets rename these things blow sticks. I think that makes more sense, because they are kind of like sticks with holes in them. I guess that is more like a flute though, flutes it is. Which remminds me how on earth did that girl from american pie ever get one of those up her ....... Do you think she could play mary had a litttle lamb? Probablly not on our intimidator bolt because of the limited notes she could play.
What the heck is that??? That sure is going to attract a lot of customers. Look at this one for the Evil Smokestack.
I have gotten really sick and tired of writing different descriptions of this stupid thing. So i decided to write about something else. There is this guy John Rathbun that works for PMI, honestly he does little to nothing there, mostly punchs buttons and talks on the phone and spends to much time in the bathroom. He is very self conscious about how I give a hard time on this website. Well he deserves it. He is dorky, and yet pretends that he is cool. Now there is nothing worse than a dork who is a poser so i have made it my personal crusade to make him break down and cry. My ultimate goal is to get him into therapy, well for the second time.
Now i'm not saying the website is bad, or trying to flame it or anyone that's into Evil's products, cause they're really high quality, but i just don't get the advertising. I mean, not all of the things are like that, but....i just don't get it.
Have you ever wondered what freaking retard called these things bolts on paintball guns. I mean seriously what on earth o these things have anything to do with bolts. I have a great idea, lets rename these things blow sticks. I think that makes more sense, because they are kind of like sticks with holes in them. I guess that is more like a flute though, flutes it is. Which remminds me how on earth did that girl from american pie ever get one of those up her ....... Do you think she could play mary had a litttle lamb? Probablly not on our intimidator bolt because of the limited notes she could play.
What the heck is that??? That sure is going to attract a lot of customers. Look at this one for the Evil Smokestack.
I have gotten really sick and tired of writing different descriptions of this stupid thing. So i decided to write about something else. There is this guy John Rathbun that works for PMI, honestly he does little to nothing there, mostly punchs buttons and talks on the phone and spends to much time in the bathroom. He is very self conscious about how I give a hard time on this website. Well he deserves it. He is dorky, and yet pretends that he is cool. Now there is nothing worse than a dork who is a poser so i have made it my personal crusade to make him break down and cry. My ultimate goal is to get him into therapy, well for the second time.
Now i'm not saying the website is bad, or trying to flame it or anyone that's into Evil's products, cause they're really high quality, but i just don't get the advertising. I mean, not all of the things are like that, but....i just don't get it.
couldnt resist 
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