Buy a Girlfriend on Ebay

[Almeister]

Hey all you lonely guys, if you're looking for a girlfriend.... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1

[gibby]

that's a girl?!?!?!

Sorry, that was mean but that was the first thing that came to mind.

[Almeister]

that's a girl?!?!?!

That's what I thought at first too!

[peewee]

She's honestly a pretty hard baller by what I could pick up. cant remember her name but I have seen her post at model98.net etc. Seems to have her stuff together for a tippy girl.

[MonsterMag]

Shes pobally a crack addict or something looking for money
Jk
Btw , did you seach for girlfriends on ebay?

[Maggot6]

,,, 34.00$ haha...Doesn't she feel loved.

[fullofpaint]

yeah her name's Raion, she needs money to buy herself a timmy lol

[BigEvil]

OMG this is hysterical.

Before I read the ad, I was wondering what the shipping charges would be? Imagine UPS showing up at your door with a big crate with air holes in it. Then you turn around and refuse the delivery... and make UPS try 2 more times to deliver it.... LOL


Than I saw the current bid of $34... then the scene from Full Metal Jacket popped into my mind..."What do I get for $10???"..................

[yakitori]

I asked her what kinda gun she is buying and Maybe I could help out with some parts.

[Halliday]

Shouldn't this be in the classified's section?

[TheTramp]

"Right out of highschool"? She looks like she's 35.

[ShooterJM]

"Right out of highschool"? She looks like she's 35.

Slow learner.

[Duke Henry]

The "source" thread on the model 98 forums...

http://www.model98.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8299

[deadeye9]

The bid is already more than I'd pay.

[TAW]

Bad ebay pic but she cleans up very nice.