Okay I was at the field today watching some ppl play. And low and belhold there is two guys yelling incomprehensibly at each other about only god knows what. But they both accept a 1-1 series w/ a best out of 5 games thingamabob???. Well the first game they both take off to get to their bunkers no shots fired. Then you see one guy(idiot from hence forth) make a move to the snake?!?!?!?!?? What idiot moves to the snake in a 1-1 game? 
Well the game ends like this, Other guy (semi smart guy (ssg) from hence forth) sees the move and runs all the way around the field and tags him twice in the back. Game 1
Game 2 and 3 are just as eventful. Game 2 you see idiot attempt (keyword here) a Superman dive over a four foot bunker. Now remember attempt , he gets about two feet off the ground and knocks the whole bunker over. Gets shot yet again, who saw that coming.
And in game three he tops himself yet again. Off the break he makes a mad dash to the snake (remember the idiot description) and slides in safely, guess he remebered this time he does not know how to dive. BUT remembering how he was shot in the back in the first game idiot starts to shoot in the direction he came from. I repeat. Even SSG stops to watch him shot at noone. SSG watches him for about three seconds and decices to just shoot him anyways.
Now I know this seems alittle far fetched and all, I learned to never question the bounds of human stupidity. And seeing this just lowered my dreams of a human superrace.
Well the game ends like this, Other guy (semi smart guy (ssg) from hence forth) sees the move and runs all the way around the field and tags him twice in the back. Game 1
Game 2 and 3 are just as eventful. Game 2 you see idiot attempt (keyword here) a Superman dive over a four foot bunker. Now remember attempt , he gets about two feet off the ground and knocks the whole bunker over. Gets shot yet again, who saw that coming.
And in game three he tops himself yet again. Off the break he makes a mad dash to the snake (remember the idiot description) and slides in safely, guess he remebered this time he does not know how to dive. BUT remembering how he was shot in the back in the first game idiot starts to shoot in the direction he came from.
I repeat. Even SSG stops to watch him shot at noone. SSG watches him for about three seconds and decices to just shoot him anyways. Now I know this seems alittle far fetched and all, I learned to never question the bounds of human stupidity. And seeing this just lowered my dreams of a human superrace.
I normally win when I hit the snake in 1-1s (but Im an idiot) Noone expects it and if you can get in without being seen you can really surprise them
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