The new IAO trash Talkin Thread Officiated by me

[Muzikman]

same here ntn, but my sfl and e-mag, and rt pro, and mag, all performed well, they just arent tourny suitable in my mind any more

And I ask...just how many tournaments have you played in in the last year that the E/X mag wouldn't have been competitive?

[magman007]

lots of fun tournies etc in ks, played all winter... the sfl would not have suited me

[Lohman446]

lots of fun tournies etc in ks, played all winter... the sfl would not have suited me

Why? What was it lacking? I have my own answers and am not trying to disagree with you or argue too much, I just want to know what you think.

[Tippmann Effect]

magman007




You talk so much and yet I believe you will be the 1st person to get hit every match.....

1: You are probably slow.
2: You probably cannot fit behind any bunkers without having one part of you body sticking out.


After it is all said and done matrix will be standing to the side after losing to this years under dogs!

[magman007]

Why? What was it lacking? I have my own answers and am not trying to disagree with you or argue too much, I just want to know what you think.

kick, efficiency that is sub par, and frankly, a crappy eye system

magman007




You talk so much and yet I believe you will be the 1st person to get hit every match.....

1: You are probably slow.
2: You probably cannot fit behind any bunkers without having one part of you body sticking out.


After it is all said and done matrix will be standing to the side after losing to this years under dogs!

you make me laugh, because you must realize that you have absolutely no chance what so ever. We took 4th last year, and you took what? nothing thats right, nothing, because you didnt even play.

you dont know how it goes down, and in all honesty, i cant wait to wipe the field with you all.

ive been at this longer than you can imagine, and my gun isnt 4 feet long. I garauntee that i will not be the one getting shot off the break, but you, and your team mates, will be taken out by the likes of Cameo, and alley, baisically noobies, and heck, even ao team 2 will place better than you guys.

Now, please, give up.

[Cameo]

No wonder Muz is letting me use his Emag ..... I have to use a heavy gun so that he thinks I cant catch up to him and bunker his butt!! :rofl:

Alley girl, learn with the heavy mechanicals.. That way you will develope strength, and accuracy.. then when you get one of those expensive electros, you wont have to spray and pray, you will have the accuracy to save paint

Muz, Are you using that big 30 pound thing with the autofeed and what not? I just remember you showing it to me the frist time i made an appearance at IAO, then it started to rain... rather pour..Thank heavens for "little" brothers with hats to steal...

[Cameo]

magman007




You talk so much and yet I believe you will be the 1st person to get hit every match.....

1: You are probably slow.
2: You probably cannot fit behind any bunkers without having one part of you body sticking out.


After it is all said and done matrix will be standing to the side after losing to this years under dogs!

Darn it you just reminded me of how huge my buttox is this year... which bunker is the widest? That is where I am going to need to be..

you make me laugh, because you must realize that you have absolutely no chance what so ever. We took 4th last year, and you took what? nothing thats right, nothing, because you didnt even play.

you dont know how it goes down, and in all honesty, i cant wait to wipe the field with you all.

ive been at this longer than you can imagine, and my gun isnt 4 feet long. I garauntee that i will not be the one getting shot off the break, but you, and your team mates, will be taken out by the likes of Cameo, and alley, baisically noobies, and heck, even ao team 2 will place better than you guys.

Now, please, give up.

Wait wasn't it a team of OLD Palmers guys that came in third above the fresh young matrix guys?? Imagine that...
I have been playing almost ! full year, that is 1 tourney, 2 full weekends and umm a game against 13 year old kids every now and then... I had my first elimination in my first tourney, and quite a few since then..I am working on that acuracy thing, and I almost know how to turn off the saftey So I am thinking I am not quite a Newbie anymore.. more of a "there are guys around so I choose to be helpless untill they decide to teach me the proper way to play" .

~steph
ps: I give kudos to the Tippman guys, they tend to me military like in thier stratagies, only thing better then a buisnessman with a tie is a military guy with a crew cut..Best of luck Tippy's

[Tippmann Effect]

~steph
ps: I give kudos to the Tippman guys, they tend to me military like in thier stratagies, only thing better then a buisnessman with a tie is a military guy with a crew cut..Best of luck Tippy's

Thanks, Slow and steady is the ticket right?

Good luck to all
All though I want to get along with all of you, the flaming will be responded to....


magman says.....
"joey, yes, I did get pinched, so? It happens the team lost its steam after the lunch break"
^^ That explains it, lets all hope they eat a big breakfast, at least magman will have an excuse why him and his team lost to us.

btw magman, with my bsi boarded 98 and 2 way ram I should get about 20 bps or more...

Magman, I know you need a fast board since your sill level is about a 2 out of 10.

A ramping board, magman you probably have one thrown into your grip since you can only pull about 8 bps right?

A back player does not need to be all that fast but, by the time you make it to your bunker the rest of your team will be shot out, of course you are left for last more bonus balls from more players just for you.....


Fists, are your strong enough to hold up that heavy mag?


AGD, skill + bps is the key to win, not just talking trash.....


I hope it doesn't rain at this years IAO, I mean I wouldn't want anyone to slide into a bunker and short there board out....

TOG is taking over OGD this year, be prepared all of you loud mouth wiping fools.

Like I said before "all though I want to get along with all of you, the flaming will be responded to."

* Good luck, have fun and don't get shot! *

* Lets all play fair and have fun! *

[Lohman446]

kick, efficiency that is sub par, and frankly, a crappy eye system

I'm with you on the eye system, I'll even go as far as the anti-chop system sucks

Efficiency - ever run out of air in a game due to it? I *think* my mag was as efficient as my Matrix is.

Kick... ehh, maybe to some degree but it wasn't that bad.

[AGDlover]

btw magman, with my bsi boarded 98 and 2 way ram I should get about 20 bps or more...

But it has been proven VEARY few ppl can pull 20bps or more so that really doesnt matter and basicly what your saying is your speed will make you win? ummmmm i think not

AGD, skill + bps is the key to win, not just talking trash.....

your saying I dont have skill ya we'll see about that one

[magman007]

shows how much you know, ask any one, im not slow on the trigger.

I shoot M3, because only tadao makes a quality, tourny legal board.

rain shorting out some ones board? did you see the tippman posted earlier in this thread with the lcd matrix board hanging out of the grip? i dont think that have any thing to worry about.

my marker is already capable of firing 24 bps, and thats only limited by the solenoid, the spoolvalve is the fastest firing system on the field at the moment. but thats only to show who has the biggest e penis.

for the record, i ususally play mid, and i had no issues making it to any of my bunkers. the point i was reffering to was the fact that the rest of my team had been eliminated, and i had been left alone to fend the other 2 aka players off, ask the people who actually attended the event last year, i lasted pretty long under the circumstances.


my skill level is only 2 out of 10? wtf are you smoking? whe will see who is who.


get off your high horse, you have no reason to brag, its funny because you will be destroyed.



Cameo, i wasnt aware you had been playing so much, compared to the rest of the people i know playing, you are still realitively new.

[rkjunior303]

we all know my leet shooting skillz are going to mow all faces that get in my way. bill's seen my fingers in action.

[magman007]

yea, il admit it, Rk can shoot faster than me, legally, quck fingers on that fool, but he cant work an e-mag trigger for crap

[rkjunior303]

yea, il admit it, Rk can shoot faster than me, legally, quck fingers on that fool, but he cant work an e-mag trigger for crap

it's my achillies heel.

[magman007]

and my dmc will be the arrow to your heel