The new IAO trash Talkin Thread Officiated by me

[magman007]

um...1 good person doesn't make a good team.

also, what did u have to pay him to play on your team?

no, it doesnt make the team, it just makes us stronger. we have a really strong, legal roster.

Holy crap Nelson, you play with us one year, and you're the best?!?!?! Coming from our team, I guess thats not saying alot.

didnt he play with you for 2 years? watch your hoppers boys..... the hopper destroyer will take you down


not to mention i know how aftica plays as well, shouldnt be that much of a fight

Hmmm.
First IAO for me.
I hope my AFTICA talents shine here ladies.
Don't be scared when you see a blur coming to get you.
I promise, I'll make sure I leave enough un-bruised flesh to have mommy tuck you in.

i dont understand why i would see a blur comming towards me? i can under stand going away from me and into the dead box, but towards me? nah....

[oldsoldier]

Nelson only played one year. And, I played damn near every weekend since last IAO until now...as long as my gun works...WATCH OUT!!!!


EDITED FOR BASS ALE TYPOS

[magman007]

nelson played last year, and he played the year before, on the origional aftica team. there fore 2 years.. as i have 1 year with you guys. yea wut?

[Creative Mayhem]

Nelson only palyee one year. Abd, I played damn enar every weekend since last IAO until now...as long as my gun works...WATCH OUT!!!!

DAmn drunk! Get off the internet! You are giving us a good drunken rep!

[SCpoloRicker]

$10 on AFTICA for the drinking contest.

/wait, what are we talking about?

[Cameo]

my 2 cents...

BLAH to all of you.

Sportsmanship for the hometown girl That is truley ALL that I am worried about. Much rather make friends then go one on one with 280 psi of anything ( the bruises do nothing for my fashion trends).

ps: I don't think GP is going to make it to IAO this year

[Thordic]

We imported two ringers this year. We've got the tall man and the short man. The Brit and the Rican. Between the speed of Manikes trigger and the invisibility of Fists, you guys don't stand a chance.

We've got the Asian Sensation Miscue on our roster. His patented "asian glow" will blind all who try to shoot at him.

We've got the karambit kung-fu master Ed who will dazzle you with his cat-like reflexes and grace as he bunkers you while you sit there in awe.

We've got that paragon of justice, the world-famous Captain Canuck, whose super-powers of drinking guiness and getting diarrhea shall overcome all those who shall do harm to AFTICA.

And thats only like HALF our roster. The other half is chock full of gimmick players and special weapons whose powers combined will form the super team of AFTICA whose specialty skills in the bi-athalon of drinking and paintball are unmatched in the known galaxy.

Don't even step.

[Creative Mayhem]

We imported two ringers this year. We've got the tall man and the short man. The Brit and the Rican. Between the speed of Manikes trigger and the invisibility of Fists, you guys don't stand a chance.

We've got the Asian Sensation Miscue on our roster. His patented "asian glow" will blind all who try to shoot at him.

We've got the karambit kung-fu master Ed who will dazzle you with his cat-like reflexes and grace as he bunkers you while you sit there in awe.

We've got that paragon of justice, the world-famous Captain Canuck, whose super-powers of drinking guiness and getting diarrhea shall overcome all those who shall do harm to AFTICA.

And thats only like HALF our roster. The other half is chock full of gimmick players and special weapons whose powers combined will form the super team of AFTICA whose specialty skills in the bi-athalon of drinking and paintball are unmatched in the known galaxy.

Don't even step.

:rofl: QFT :rofl:

[rkjunior303]

We imported two ringers this year. We've got the tall man and the short man. The Brit and the Rican. Between the speed of Manikes trigger and the invisibility of Fists, you guys don't stand a chance.

We've got the Asian Sensation Miscue on our roster. His patented "asian glow" will blind all who try to shoot at him.

We've got the karambit kung-fu master Ed who will dazzle you with his cat-like reflexes and grace as he bunkers you while you sit there in awe.

We've got that paragon of justice, the world-famous Captain Canuck, whose super-powers of drinking guiness and getting diarrhea shall overcome all those who shall do harm to AFTICA.

And thats only like HALF our roster. The other half is chock full of gimmick players and special weapons whose powers combined will form the super team of AFTICA whose specialty skills in the bi-athalon of drinking and paintball are unmatched in the known galaxy.

Don't even step.

I died in hysterics when i read this.

[Thordic]

We are the rock gods of paintball.

[magman007]

ah, you may have known players, people that we all know and recognize, but i, i have foreces to be reconed with.

To counteract your Manike, i show you mr Hawk Pettengill. Hawk has been playing Psp and NPPL events since 97, on and off, and is currently ranked rookie in both standings. Hawk constantly gets pac timers put on him ,from insane ROF.

Secondly to counter your fists, i have Shayne Bennet, world class rugby player, fast as anything, and will be hanging the flag on your deadbox before you realize the ref said go go go.

your Ed is countered by mr ntn. Ed will not be able to play if his hopper has been shattered in to a million little pieces.

The asian sensation, has nothing against mr Marvin Buhel, AAA baseball player, and all around great paintballer.

Captain cannuck? the canadian is no match for the home grown power that is Matrixowner.com

something that must be taken into account is that you are all about to enter the matrix, and you will take the blue pill, and see what happens.

[magman007]

I will have extra tanks there.
you can change the automag to x mag it doesnt matter to me
as for the team name unless it is funny i wouldnt chage it
The preorder paint would be nice
i will also have a back up e carta mag (its drab olive w/ black parts & removable tac lite) in case we have to play at night.
May or may not have a predator board

OMG oh my god, that was funny... checked the second teams thread... Tac lite incase we have to play at night. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ntn4502]

We are the rock gods of paintball.

AFTICA = Hindinburg? Sounds about right

[Muzikman]

AFTICA will go over like a lead zeppelin.

[magman007]

are you saying aftica is as easy to hit as the hindenberg? or that your strategy sucks as much as the hindenberg did? maybe they are as slow as the hindenberg?